Yr Open Mouth Awaiting My Harvest Moon
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Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
We've all been there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We've all been there.
It’s so crude to call it an erection. I prefer:
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s so crude to call it an erection. I prefer:
My favourite. Beef of lamb.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My favourite. Beef of lamb.
I named my fists "PLEASE" and "DON'T" and it's not really my fists, more like my extended open palms.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I named my fists "PLEASE" and "DON'T" and it's not really my fists, more like my extended open palms.
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Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
James Caan is so fucking bad in Elf. He clearly didn’t understand the movie being made.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
James Caan is so fucking bad in Elf. He clearly didn’t understand the movie being made.
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
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A right wing liquor store called Charlie Kork
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A right wing liquor store called Charlie Kork
Leafs’ season is cursed.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Leafs’ season is cursed.
Eagles playing like shit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Eagles playing like shit.
KEEP CALM AND CARRION.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
KEEP CALM AND CARRION.
Encountered three different profoundly mentally ill gentlemen in about a five minute span. It’s a problem!
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Encountered three different profoundly mentally ill gentlemen in about a five minute span. It’s a problem!
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
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Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl
RFK Jr Medical FACT: Felching also draws the polio out of the body.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
RFK Jr Medical FACT: Felching also draws the polio out of the body.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I randomly had a recollection yesterday of one of my mom’s friends from when I was a kid. Haven’t heard about her in like 30 years. I decided to take a look on Facebook to see how she was and learned she died a day ago. Kind of disconcerting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I randomly had a recollection yesterday of one of my mom’s friends from when I was a kid. Haven’t heard about her in like 30 years. I decided to take a look on Facebook to see how she was and learned she died a day ago. Kind of disconcerting.
Made a stew last night and now my jacket smells like The Beef Man ™️
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Made a stew last night and now my jacket smells like The Beef Man ™️
Same.
Travis Kelce’s ex is moving on from athletes. Instead, she says she’s ‘down to date the owners of the teams.’
Kayla Nicole Says She’s Done Dating Athletes
Travis Kelce’s ex is moving on from athletes. Instead, she says she’s ‘down to date the owners of the teams.’
www.thecut.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Same.
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me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
People are asking, will the Raptors ever lose again? The answer, of course, is no.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
People are asking, will the Raptors ever lose again? The answer, of course, is no.
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM