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Morgan Ballin’

@mrbutterchicken.bsky.social

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Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 16m

My dog would tear out my throat if I tried to put this fucking thing on them.

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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 2h

wow, it's even signed by Pork himself!

all three imagines are of a homemade style CD I found a goodwill for a band called Pork and the Havana ducks

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 3h

I bet you saw a lot of those signs growing up

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely no handle. Turnover machine.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 12h

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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Rhonda Henry @rhonda234567.bsky.social · 1d

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 1d

1 hour away from, Chat, is this heaven?

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

WAKAN'T DO THAT FOREVER, GUYS!

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

Aung San Suu Kyi: “Woo hoo, redemption, baby!!!”

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

How dare you. You’ve always resented my prize, Karen.

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like I can turtle better than I’ve been able to do it. Might even fall asleep down there.

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

To the tune of the Ninja Turtles theme…

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

He looked like he was going to kill himself

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry, WHAT Hernandez???

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

Bigger guns, slower dogs

Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

You’re going to have to be more specific about which aspect.

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 2d

Libertarianism WIN! This country decided to run on libertarian principles and almost immediately needed a bailout from another government

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

finally some good news everyone, we are propping up the argentine peso

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 2d

I’m watching a New Orleans house hunting show and - relative to Toronto prices- the homes appear to be close to free.

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 3d

Never let the Democrats forget that RFK Jr. was vying for their presidential candidacy first.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 19d

please join me in taking a whole bottle of tylenol to #resist

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 3d

How will this affect my next semester at the Peterson Academy?

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the gabagool miracle @jimpjorps.bsky.social · Aug 15

Jordan Peterson has somehow come down with a crippling combination of consumption, Dutch elm disease, "wandering scrotum" and zebra mussels. He is being shipped via barge to a "health palace" in Macedonia where he will be submerged in Windex

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Morgan Ballin’ @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 3d

It's like writing a song about Andy from "Little Britain."