DougExeter
dougexeter.bsky.social
DougExeter
@dougexeter.bsky.social
its doug exeter
aaron rodgers has died of diphtheria
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
*about a guy two years younger than me* look at this old loser
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
more like erring rodgers
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
legitimately surprised that trump hasnt moved patriots day from september 11 to january 6
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
i cant believe the fifa peace prize winner would do this
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
*to the tune of american woman* artemi panarin
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
its 2026 and i dont know who needs to hear this but lets stop hating things with the intensity of a thousand suns. one or two suns is enough
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
2025 found dead in miami
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
a second hand has just struck midnight
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
*jeff foxworthy voice* and if you DID NOT DIE, you just might be tiny tim
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
UPDATE: friends, i killed him
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i heard there was a cheap accord
a family car that you could afford
but you dont really care for driving do ya
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: “august and everything after“, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster “mr jones” and “omaha“, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i forgot about that one. maybe someone screenshotted it
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
yo
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by DougExeter
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
our server died today at lunch, which made me realize just how much we depend on restaurant wait staff
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
LIAM NEESON: i have a very particular set of pills
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the biggest sock we can find
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
it was cool when he and his dad played with the mariners together though
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM