star wars episode 6-7: a new rizz
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
star wars episode 6-7: a new rizz
ten weeks later, we remember the legacy of chorney kirtch
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
ten weeks later, we remember the legacy of chorney kirtch
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
yeah it was a great game but im disappointed that they sold board advertising to elon musk
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
yeah it was a great game but im disappointed that they sold board advertising to elon musk
you can take my BLONGKY from my extremely hot dead hands
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you can take my BLONGKY from my extremely hot dead hands
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
to the tune of buffalo soldier
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
to the tune of buffalo soldier
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!
*reverse mortgage salesman’s eyes rolling completely back in his head* EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*reverse mortgage salesman’s eyes rolling completely back in his head* EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM
YOU, A BOOR: the northern lights
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
YOU, A BOOR: the northern lights
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
i just realize i only weigh 180 pounds. the other 140 are just the crap i eat
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i just realize i only weigh 180 pounds. the other 140 are just the crap i eat
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
cliff wife low key fell off
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
cliff wife low key fell off
republicans reject motley crue’s offer to kickstart heart
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
republicans reject motley crue’s offer to kickstart heart
there is nothing that i would like to see more than elon musk jumping off the high dive into a vault full of coins
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
there is nothing that i would like to see more than elon musk jumping off the high dive into a vault full of coins
juries these days would rather hock up a loogie than lock up a hoagie
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
juries these days would rather hock up a loogie than lock up a hoagie
a second verse has just struck the song
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a second verse has just struck the song
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
wow. congratulations new york. real “six seven” of you
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wow. congratulations new york. real “six seven” of you
