Joel Morris
@gralefrit.bsky.social
Writer & highwayman.
Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc
https://ko-fi.com/gralefrit
AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk
Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc
https://ko-fi.com/gralefrit
AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk
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Joel Morris
@gralefrit.bsky.social
· Dec 12
If you want to get info, buy books, courses etc, it’s all on my website…
www.gralefrit.co.uk
Substack: for writing, Comfort Blanket and exclusive bonus subscriber podcasts.
joelmorris.substack.com
And the Broken Veil channel is where to get (and support) the weird stuff.
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
www.gralefrit.co.uk
Substack: for writing, Comfort Blanket and exclusive bonus subscriber podcasts.
joelmorris.substack.com
And the Broken Veil channel is where to get (and support) the weird stuff.
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
Pitch: the Apprentice but instead of Sir Alan, it’s Servalan.
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Pitch: the Apprentice but instead of Sir Alan, it’s Servalan.
UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
Reposted by Joel Morris
My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.
Wuthering Heights (2026) goes into the collection of recent films etc that have one big thematic thing that the creator has to absolutely *nail* to make everything make sense and then they decide not to, but apparently I’m not meant to care because aren’t we all having a marvellous pretty time?
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Wuthering Heights (2026) goes into the collection of recent films etc that have one big thematic thing that the creator has to absolutely *nail* to make everything make sense and then they decide not to, but apparently I’m not meant to care because aren’t we all having a marvellous pretty time?
One of the noblest pursuits a human can do is to spend so long doing something that you start to imagine the Venn diagram of people who might possibly understand what you’re up to, and the intersection gets smaller and smaller… but you don’t stop… because those people might be your friends.
February 15, 2026 at 8:48 AM
One of the noblest pursuits a human can do is to spend so long doing something that you start to imagine the Venn diagram of people who might possibly understand what you’re up to, and the intersection gets smaller and smaller… but you don’t stop… because those people might be your friends.
The only answer to Brontegeddon was to watch a wildly ambitious literary adaptation with a brain, forensic fidelity to its source, a batshit commitment to doing-the-thing-it’s-doing and something proper to say… and so we’ve just watched The Green Knight, and are happy now. Cleansed.
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The only answer to Brontegeddon was to watch a wildly ambitious literary adaptation with a brain, forensic fidelity to its source, a batshit commitment to doing-the-thing-it’s-doing and something proper to say… and so we’ve just watched The Green Knight, and are happy now. Cleansed.
Have watched both the Emily Brontë biopic and the Wuthering Heights film this week and in neither of them do they do the song. For god’s sake, play the hits, guys.
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Have watched both the Emily Brontë biopic and the Wuthering Heights film this week and in neither of them do they do the song. For god’s sake, play the hits, guys.
Bit of a rabbithole dive has turned up the trailer for the 1970 Timothy Dalton Wuthering Heights, which I now realise is known already to many of us as “the one the Pythons are parodying in semaphore.”
youtu.be/Jl-PjHZ6ITY?...
youtu.be/Jl-PjHZ6ITY?...
Wuthering Heights (1970) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
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February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Bit of a rabbithole dive has turned up the trailer for the 1970 Timothy Dalton Wuthering Heights, which I now realise is known already to many of us as “the one the Pythons are parodying in semaphore.”
youtu.be/Jl-PjHZ6ITY?...
youtu.be/Jl-PjHZ6ITY?...
After seeing him in the expected monster prosthetics in Frankenstein, I wonder what his father - the Finnish Eurovision metal star - makes of Jacob E. Lordi as Heathcliff.
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
After seeing him in the expected monster prosthetics in Frankenstein, I wonder what his father - the Finnish Eurovision metal star - makes of Jacob E. Lordi as Heathcliff.
We’ve been to see Wuthering Heights and now I can barely hear myself think back home for the sound of furious Martini making. This is going to be a long night of rage.
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We’ve been to see Wuthering Heights and now I can barely hear myself think back home for the sound of furious Martini making. This is going to be a long night of rage.
Re: that last repost, there’s a pretty clear and positive trans-coded character in West Side Story as well.
We’ve just re-invented not understanding this stuff because some arseholes reckoned it might be handy for whatever mad plan they had to rinse us for rage cash.
We’ve just re-invented not understanding this stuff because some arseholes reckoned it might be handy for whatever mad plan they had to rinse us for rage cash.
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Re: that last repost, there’s a pretty clear and positive trans-coded character in West Side Story as well.
We’ve just re-invented not understanding this stuff because some arseholes reckoned it might be handy for whatever mad plan they had to rinse us for rage cash.
We’ve just re-invented not understanding this stuff because some arseholes reckoned it might be handy for whatever mad plan they had to rinse us for rage cash.
Reposted by Joel Morris
This is why it's so bizarre when people are like "How am I supposed to explain all this trans stuff to my children" because Enid fuckin' Blyton managed to do it in one page in NINETEEN FORTY TWO.
Get a grip, for gods sake.
Get a grip, for gods sake.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 PM
This is why it's so bizarre when people are like "How am I supposed to explain all this trans stuff to my children" because Enid fuckin' Blyton managed to do it in one page in NINETEEN FORTY TWO.
Get a grip, for gods sake.
Get a grip, for gods sake.
This works absolutely fine.
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
This works absolutely fine.
Reposted by Joel Morris
Husband is watching Future Shock: The Story of 2000AD and oh dear me this clip has not aged well. The last line. #NeilGaiman
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Husband is watching Future Shock: The Story of 2000AD and oh dear me this clip has not aged well. The last line. #NeilGaiman
Feeling stinky with a heavy cold and have taken myself to bed where I have chosen of my own free will to watch back to back Sapphire and Steel, then a double bill of Smile 2 and Event Horizon and now I feel weird and evil. Maybe I was just matching the media to the headspace.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Feeling stinky with a heavy cold and have taken myself to bed where I have chosen of my own free will to watch back to back Sapphire and Steel, then a double bill of Smile 2 and Event Horizon and now I feel weird and evil. Maybe I was just matching the media to the headspace.
If a Shudder subscription proves anything it’s that all good well written psychological horror movies have a 50% audience approval rating, presumably thanks to the number of horrible people who sign up to a horror streaming service merely to watch women’s heads be cut off.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If a Shudder subscription proves anything it’s that all good well written psychological horror movies have a 50% audience approval rating, presumably thanks to the number of horrible people who sign up to a horror streaming service merely to watch women’s heads be cut off.
Watching Sapphire and Steel on YouTube (cos the DVD is downstairs and I’m not feeling well today). The ads are scaring the shit out of me.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Watching Sapphire and Steel on YouTube (cos the DVD is downstairs and I’m not feeling well today). The ads are scaring the shit out of me.
Reposted by Joel Morris
RHLSTP Book Club with Jay Foreman of the Map Men talking about This Way Up! shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Can't recommend this book enough, informative and entertaining uk.bookshop.org/p/books/this...
Can't recommend this book enough, informative and entertaining uk.bookshop.org/p/books/this...
RHLSTP Book Club 169 - Jay Foreman | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong (and Why It Matters)
shows.acast.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
RHLSTP Book Club with Jay Foreman of the Map Men talking about This Way Up! shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Can't recommend this book enough, informative and entertaining uk.bookshop.org/p/books/this...
Can't recommend this book enough, informative and entertaining uk.bookshop.org/p/books/this...
Tried using a (very good) AI filter on audio to clean some unwanted background noise. Like all things in tech, it works wonderfully for one specific thing: a solo voice, talking clearly. Business stuff. Ted talk.
As soon as anyone does cross-talk, or laughs, the algorithm can’t manage it.
As soon as anyone does cross-talk, or laughs, the algorithm can’t manage it.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Tried using a (very good) AI filter on audio to clean some unwanted background noise. Like all things in tech, it works wonderfully for one specific thing: a solo voice, talking clearly. Business stuff. Ted talk.
As soon as anyone does cross-talk, or laughs, the algorithm can’t manage it.
As soon as anyone does cross-talk, or laughs, the algorithm can’t manage it.
I very rarely remember my dreams, but I had one recently where I was stamping again and again on the Commander In Chief and he was making this lovely smooshy mess, like the cling film parcel of mashed banana and jam that Andy De La Tour hits with a cricket bat in The Young Ones. It was so pleasing.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I very rarely remember my dreams, but I had one recently where I was stamping again and again on the Commander In Chief and he was making this lovely smooshy mess, like the cling film parcel of mashed banana and jam that Andy De La Tour hits with a cricket bat in The Young Ones. It was so pleasing.
Guys! Guys! Netflix is stopping their app working on the PS3 on March 26th (and the iPlayer menu on this platform is an absolute dog’s breakfast) a timely warning if, like me, you’ve decided to try and watch some telly on a bit of kit that you bought in 2007.
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Guys! Guys! Netflix is stopping their app working on the PS3 on March 26th (and the iPlayer menu on this platform is an absolute dog’s breakfast) a timely warning if, like me, you’ve decided to try and watch some telly on a bit of kit that you bought in 2007.
That this fits the metre and line length of Pulp’s Common People seems perfect.
We might be going to the Sound of Music, we got our anoraks at British Home Stores.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
That this fits the metre and line length of Pulp’s Common People seems perfect.
It would be great if the robots and cyborgs in films were more like my printer.
Arnie stands up in the alleyway, out of the smoke, but takes six goes to do it, with a swirl of deafening servos then spits out an error report and turns himself off.
Arnie stands up in the alleyway, out of the smoke, but takes six goes to do it, with a swirl of deafening servos then spits out an error report and turns himself off.
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
It would be great if the robots and cyborgs in films were more like my printer.
Arnie stands up in the alleyway, out of the smoke, but takes six goes to do it, with a swirl of deafening servos then spits out an error report and turns himself off.
Arnie stands up in the alleyway, out of the smoke, but takes six goes to do it, with a swirl of deafening servos then spits out an error report and turns himself off.
Delighted Taylor Swift has used the Whitgift Centre as a video location. If she wants to use other places that I used to be duty manager in a shop, I know how to turn off the alarms at Broadgate, and where the goods in bay is at Fenchurch Street, provided she’s planning on filming in the late 90s.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Delighted Taylor Swift has used the Whitgift Centre as a video location. If she wants to use other places that I used to be duty manager in a shop, I know how to turn off the alarms at Broadgate, and where the goods in bay is at Fenchurch Street, provided she’s planning on filming in the late 90s.
Enjoying a scoot through my recent-ish copy of Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable to see what’s been added since I was a kid. Terminator is in. Daleks and Silurians are the Who monsters. But the only video game reference is Space Invaders. No Mario, no Tetris, no Grand Theft Auto…
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Enjoying a scoot through my recent-ish copy of Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable to see what’s been added since I was a kid. Terminator is in. Daleks and Silurians are the Who monsters. But the only video game reference is Space Invaders. No Mario, no Tetris, no Grand Theft Auto…