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jezza
@extremelywet.bsky.social
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sorry to be that guy but i hope you all arent glued to the screen today. its tough not to, im guilty of it too but do yourself a favor and drink some water, you're not gaining anything looking at your phone right now all day we all know whats up at this moment
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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everyone is tired because you aren’t able to even enjoy a peaceful morning. violence and cruelty must be present in your day. your personal free time must feel guilty and selfish. you’ll relax and recharge never. just endless burnout and cortisol stack. best country in the world!
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
my egg guy had to sell his flock and get out of the game cause he couldn't make the operation work anymore. trump take egg...
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
don't really care what random Europeans think of me or what I'm doing
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
you can't be talking like that white baby
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
taking some medicine for my ailments
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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if you're cheering for freezing temps in MN you have to go donate at least one coat and pair of wool socks to @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social

yes, I do in fact make the rules
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 AM
doctor tried to take this out of me but said my jaw is too strong and I have to go to a second location. yeah nah I'm good I'll just live with it lol nice try though man
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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I'm starting to think this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
im excited as a member of congress to today announce the Fungible Border Control Agent Tokens Act to provide more transparency in government and who exactly is beating your ass in the street for no reason
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Welp, turns out we could use some help. Sassy's bladder cancer is operable and her prognosis is good with surgery, but I am not going to be able to come up with the money soon enough so I am asking for a hand. If y'all can share I'd sure appreciate it. gofund.me/2e82b7125
Donate to Help Sassy Beat Cancer, organized by Xan G
Hey all, Many of you have come to know and love my fancy little old lady, Sassy. I resc… Xan G needs your support for Help Sassy Beat Cancer
gofund.me
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
ended up buying 50 CDs this weekend accidentally. hit a real jackpot in Dubuque, and some good goofy ones here and there too
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
this is me if i was mustard
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
oh white people don't season their food? then explain the National Mustard Museum in Middleton Wisconsin
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
damn the Dickeyville Grotto is crazy
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
there is it, the Dubuque Shot Tower. wow
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
hickey dad
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
went and got some Maid Rite, Iowa is pretty ok I suppose
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
they close the funicular for winter?! Iowa sucks
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
girlfriends love going in the bubble
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Midwesterners love to say something like "oh I love going new places and seeing new things" and then go to like Dubuque Iowa
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
its pretty astounding to me that not only would you record yourself killing someone, that you'd release that video within days of it happening. dont care how innocent you feel thats just so stupid of an action at every level
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM