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the gabagool miracle of 1927
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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.

https://github.com/hunkyjimpjorps
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hoop over dog game, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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getting phished by the Soul Calibur announcer
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
these spam texts are getting pretty abstract lately
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
today is a good day to line up for ramen
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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There's pudding if anyone wants some.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
there's not enough live jai alai any more
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm q-ing my up. I'm upping my q. I'm the gabagool miracle of 1927
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
dnolan tump.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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(guy who is currently watching Babylon 5) this is so much like Babylon 5
POTUS is on a rager this morning over that Dem video urging service members to refuse illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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🐎🐎🐎🐎⚡😌⚡🐎🐎🐎🐎
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the gas station is having a sale on Celsius so I got a couple cans instead of my usual Red Bull and I don't think I can accept an energy drink that doesn't taste like cough drops and aluminum foil
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
have you ever just felt generally shitty for no specific reason but then out of nowhere you rip a massive raucous fart and then everything is normal again
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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(encountering adversity) ougghhhhhh
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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found an unmaintained slop farm on youtube shorts and I'm losing it
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
this is more "college town slop" than "hometown slop", but the "Fat Darrell" sandwich is chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, fries and marinara sauce on a long roll
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
all my haters become my viziers at the sublime porte of success -- sultan Eric I of the restored Ottoman Empire
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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"olivia nuzzi"? the only OLIVE NUSSY I care about is the ONE in the WHITE Hncnxz
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
1. If your cat was a boy, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.

We all know that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. You know this, and I know this. We can't be pretending that this isn't the case. /2
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the main reason I doubt that Donald Trump tumped off Bill Clinton is because Donald Trump has a body incompatible with physical activity, he exists to stand at strange canted angles and drape himself liquidly over lecterns and slump in chairs like a spoiled boy denied his lolly and that's it
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
olivia nuzzi: good morning RFK my boyfriend
RFK Jr.: who the hell are you
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
does the technology exist to make a moderation list for people who use this reaction image
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
subjected myself to this video just long enough to find out what their consensus picks are, and they are Quake, Super Mario 64, Grand Theft Auto 3 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Elon tries to nominate Deus Ex but the hosts have never heard of it and Bobby Kotick seems to think Elon made it up
nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
delegating my titties to the itty bitty titty committee
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM