K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
Pinned
K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
I’m just tired enough to say the sped-up version of “Roadrunner” by Chi-Ali they used for the music video to make him sound younger is significantly better than the normal speed album version
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m just tired enough to say the sped-up version of “Roadrunner” by Chi-Ali they used for the music video to make him sound younger is significantly better than the normal speed album version
Tell you what don’t go to Walmart immediately after returning from Tokyo!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tell you what don’t go to Walmart immediately after returning from Tokyo!!!!
Back in America so it’s time to post garbage again.
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Back in America so it’s time to post garbage again.
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
thinking about becoming a “shits his pants on the plane” guy
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
thinking about becoming a “shits his pants on the plane” guy
Ok hello Tokyo bye Bluesky, see you in 10 days
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ok hello Tokyo bye Bluesky, see you in 10 days
It’s because he knows Elon has body dysmorphia (as is obvious to anybody with eyes and a functioning memory) and is letting him know he’s fat
Two pats even.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s because he knows Elon has body dysmorphia (as is obvious to anybody with eyes and a functioning memory) and is letting him know he’s fat
Watching FRIENDSHIP (2025) on the plane
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watching FRIENDSHIP (2025) on the plane
I'm not going to be posting or reading here while I'm in Japan, unless Donald Trump dies. So, if you miss my posts that much.... 😊
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm not going to be posting or reading here while I'm in Japan, unless Donald Trump dies. So, if you miss my posts that much.... 😊
The Borat 2 scene happened after Olivia Nuzzi wrote her big Giuliani article, right?
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Borat 2 scene happened after Olivia Nuzzi wrote her big Giuliani article, right?
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.
OH MY GOD THE PERSON WHO GOT DASHA CANCELLED WAS FREE SPEECH WARRIOR, GAMERGATE SUPPORTER, AND BANG BUS STAR JONATHAN DANIEL BROWN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
OH MY GOD THE PERSON WHO GOT DASHA CANCELLED WAS FREE SPEECH WARRIOR, GAMERGATE SUPPORTER, AND BANG BUS STAR JONATHAN DANIEL BROWN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
enter my mind and take a shit
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
enter my mind and take a shit
I have no interest in reading the Olivia Nuzzi article, but I would purchase an edition of her and RFK’s unexpurgated text messages
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have no interest in reading the Olivia Nuzzi article, but I would purchase an edition of her and RFK’s unexpurgated text messages
Can we talk about the proportions in general and child-bearing hips in particular on Robocop in the 1987 Marvel Comics adaptation of the movie?
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Can we talk about the proportions in general and child-bearing hips in particular on Robocop in the 1987 Marvel Comics adaptation of the movie?
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
new shirt for all my draculas www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8350...
Count Dracula's Secret by kthorjensen
A black Popsicle (they call it an "ice lolly" in England) with blood red jelly filling? Delicious.
www.teepublic.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
new shirt for all my draculas www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8350...
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
All of the societal effort that goes into making the wealthy happy is like if every year 50% of the money generated in Canada went towards teaching thousands of dogs to become cardiothoracic surgeons.
It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.
It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
All of the societal effort that goes into making the wealthy happy is like if every year 50% of the money generated in Canada went towards teaching thousands of dogs to become cardiothoracic surgeons.
It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.
It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.
kokoro in one hand and keikaku in the other and see which one fills up first
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
kokoro in one hand and keikaku in the other and see which one fills up first
Chow Yun Fat invented aura farming, no discussion needed around this statement
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Chow Yun Fat invented aura farming, no discussion needed around this statement
Learning things on Facebook
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Learning things on Facebook
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
Reposted by K. Thor Jensen
So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
A viral arrest, a drunken brawl and an overdose: the last days of a notorious Border Patrol agent
We obtained hours of body-camera video that give the fullest — and perhaps last — glimpse of Agent Isaiah Hodgson’s mindset when he became a flashpoint in the fight over immigration raids.
lbpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
