celine dionysus
@celinedionysus.bsky.social
nb rockstar csr thought leader / im eric the @ is a pun / making music as ‘fisher thing’
never been less surprised to find out a man was a quora poster
NEW: I found Jeffrey Epstein's Quora account from 2012, connected to one of his Gmail accounts. It's an interesting snapshot of who followed him back then, because most seem to have followed pre-2017 or even 2015.
Epstein followed two people/
Epstein followed two people/
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
never been less surprised to find out a man was a quora poster
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i thought the watermark was tim rippers ridiculous facial hair
June 25, 2023 at 9:37 PM
i thought the watermark was tim rippers ridiculous facial hair
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i honestly think someone wrote this headline under the impression that geese and goose are the same band
June 23, 2023 at 1:44 PM
i honestly think someone wrote this headline under the impression that geese and goose are the same band
labubu.... subaru... hummm are they brothers
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
labubu.... subaru... hummm are they brothers
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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looking forward to the dystopian nerd slop of the future!! bc the uk sucks even more now 😍
The UK in the 70s and 80s sucked so much it produced like 95% of the dystopian nerd slop we consume to this day.
No. No. It's absurd enough to think this for Americans, but fucking Brits!? Do you not know your own history!? Part of the country was in a civil war!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
looking forward to the dystopian nerd slop of the future!! bc the uk sucks even more now 😍
(me seeing the term 'continental philosophy') this is a philosophy you get in a hotel and it's like a croissant or pastry... yay!
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
(me seeing the term 'continental philosophy') this is a philosophy you get in a hotel and it's like a croissant or pastry... yay!
i love this interview clip where someone asks bob dylan why he still tours so much and he basically just implies he made a deal with god to do it
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i love this interview clip where someone asks bob dylan why he still tours so much and he basically just implies he made a deal with god to do it
imagining a guy who hears the term 'judeo-christian' and assume it's a neutral description of like, whatever bob dylan is doing
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
imagining a guy who hears the term 'judeo-christian' and assume it's a neutral description of like, whatever bob dylan is doing
matt damon as ODYSSEUS
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
matt damon as ODYSSEUS
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
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EVE FROM THE BIBLE: I have tasted the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. For although it was forbidden I sought it for wisdom and desire
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
EVE FROM THE BIBLE: I have tasted the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. For although it was forbidden I sought it for wisdom and desire
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
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"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
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the proto-indo-europeans have a fucking lot to answer for
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the proto-indo-europeans have a fucking lot to answer for
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the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Well I’ve found it- the least targeted ad
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well I’ve found it- the least targeted ad
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This is a mega mega list of indie music you don’t want to miss!
I make monthly playlists to boost Indie Artists. Here is the November one! Spotify link below, Apple is in next comment. I try to keep the list around an hour each month and all songs are from 2025. Give these bands some love, listens mean everything!
open.spotify.com/playlist/6CA...
open.spotify.com/playlist/6CA...
Stark Contrat's Indie Boost Playlist Nov 2025
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is a mega mega list of indie music you don’t want to miss!
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When you go into a film-licence Game Boy title expecting not much more than the usual action-platformer fare, and it instead slaps you about the face with a first-person adventure game with light RPG elements.
"Hah, take that! I'm cut from a different cloth!"
📺: DragonHeart, Torus Games, 1996
"Hah, take that! I'm cut from a different cloth!"
📺: DragonHeart, Torus Games, 1996
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When you go into a film-licence Game Boy title expecting not much more than the usual action-platformer fare, and it instead slaps you about the face with a first-person adventure game with light RPG elements.
"Hah, take that! I'm cut from a different cloth!"
📺: DragonHeart, Torus Games, 1996
"Hah, take that! I'm cut from a different cloth!"
📺: DragonHeart, Torus Games, 1996
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these bands are all excellent, actually. on particularly contrarian days i believe the red hot chili peppers are the greatest american rock band
Flea is in the company of Wes Borland, Mark Tremonti, et all in the group of guys people will tell you are "actually good musicians," meanwhile the primary thing they're known for is being in a band that sucks ass, which makes them just another turd in the bowl
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
these bands are all excellent, actually. on particularly contrarian days i believe the red hot chili peppers are the greatest american rock band
these bands are all excellent, actually. on particularly contrarian days i believe the red hot chili peppers are the greatest american rock band
Flea is in the company of Wes Borland, Mark Tremonti, et all in the group of guys people will tell you are "actually good musicians," meanwhile the primary thing they're known for is being in a band that sucks ass, which makes them just another turd in the bowl
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
these bands are all excellent, actually. on particularly contrarian days i believe the red hot chili peppers are the greatest american rock band
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party