celine dionysus
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nb rockstar csr thought leader / im eric the @ is a pun / making music as ‘fisher thing’
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ya know I’ve always said the legend of zelda series could be *really* great if it looked like a sterile and soulless amazon prime show
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ya know I’ve always said the legend of zelda series could be *really* great if it looked like a sterile and soulless amazon prime show
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it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
i'm 37 years old and i still think the most glamorous thing to do is to write about politics or politics-adjacent topics on the internet (the sickness of our generation)
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i'm 37 years old and i still think the most glamorous thing to do is to write about politics or politics-adjacent topics on the internet (the sickness of our generation)
fans of the who don't say 'no loads refused', they say 'the sea refuses no river'. and i think that's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
fans of the who don't say 'no loads refused', they say 'the sea refuses no river'. and i think that's beautiful
never been less surprised to find out a man was a quora poster
NEW: I found Jeffrey Epstein's Quora account from 2012, connected to one of his Gmail accounts. It's an interesting snapshot of who followed him back then, because most seem to have followed pre-2017 or even 2015.
Epstein followed two people/
Epstein followed two people/
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
never been less surprised to find out a man was a quora poster
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i thought the watermark was tim rippers ridiculous facial hair
June 25, 2023 at 9:37 PM
i thought the watermark was tim rippers ridiculous facial hair
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i honestly think someone wrote this headline under the impression that geese and goose are the same band
June 23, 2023 at 1:44 PM
i honestly think someone wrote this headline under the impression that geese and goose are the same band
labubu.... subaru... hummm are they brothers
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
labubu.... subaru... hummm are they brothers
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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looking forward to the dystopian nerd slop of the future!! bc the uk sucks even more now 😍
The UK in the 70s and 80s sucked so much it produced like 95% of the dystopian nerd slop we consume to this day.
No. No. It's absurd enough to think this for Americans, but fucking Brits!? Do you not know your own history!? Part of the country was in a civil war!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
looking forward to the dystopian nerd slop of the future!! bc the uk sucks even more now 😍
(me seeing the term 'continental philosophy') this is a philosophy you get in a hotel and it's like a croissant or pastry... yay!
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
(me seeing the term 'continental philosophy') this is a philosophy you get in a hotel and it's like a croissant or pastry... yay!
i love this interview clip where someone asks bob dylan why he still tours so much and he basically just implies he made a deal with god to do it
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i love this interview clip where someone asks bob dylan why he still tours so much and he basically just implies he made a deal with god to do it
imagining a guy who hears the term 'judeo-christian' and assume it's a neutral description of like, whatever bob dylan is doing
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
imagining a guy who hears the term 'judeo-christian' and assume it's a neutral description of like, whatever bob dylan is doing
matt damon as ODYSSEUS
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
matt damon as ODYSSEUS
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
charlize theron as CIRCE
tom holland as STOP MOTION SKELETON
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EVE FROM THE BIBLE: I have tasted the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. For although it was forbidden I sought it for wisdom and desire
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
EVE FROM THE BIBLE: I have tasted the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. For although it was forbidden I sought it for wisdom and desire
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
EVE’S TEAM LEAD: let’s table this for now. I appreciate you “questioning the why” but we should do this through the proper channels next time.
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
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"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
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the proto-indo-europeans have a fucking lot to answer for
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the proto-indo-europeans have a fucking lot to answer for
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the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Well I’ve found it- the least targeted ad
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well I’ve found it- the least targeted ad
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This is a mega mega list of indie music you don’t want to miss!
I make monthly playlists to boost Indie Artists. Here is the November one! Spotify link below, Apple is in next comment. I try to keep the list around an hour each month and all songs are from 2025. Give these bands some love, listens mean everything!
open.spotify.com/playlist/6CA...
open.spotify.com/playlist/6CA...
Stark Contrat's Indie Boost Playlist Nov 2025
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is a mega mega list of indie music you don’t want to miss!