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its time to face facts and admit that my posts have not defeated the president of the united states.
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
its time to face facts and admit that my posts have not defeated the president of the united states.
Its time for Carney to make his move.
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Its time for Carney to make his move.
my sources were correct. The President hit a double flush while sitting on the airplane terlet and it vacuum seal sucked the guts out of him.
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
my sources were correct. The President hit a double flush while sitting on the airplane terlet and it vacuum seal sucked the guts out of him.
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
omg great news everybody
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
omg great news everybody
If anyone has ideas on how to stop this, that would be awesome rn.
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If anyone has ideas on how to stop this, that would be awesome rn.
when i need to de-stress at work i like to open up my phone and check if WW3 has started
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
when i need to de-stress at work i like to open up my phone and check if WW3 has started
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the poujahetine
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
the poujahetine
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![wikipedia article showing two men about to fight with the alt text reading: "The [angry video game] nerd accepts a challenge from the nostalgia critic"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6cmhsudhfdknx7qgyjzhcz3c/bafkreicqwyptgjh3pln6zs2lx7c6mlxn7dl6uewn7y5spzxatcjztnq6f4@jpeg)
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URGENT AID REQUEST
A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs)
if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs)
if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
URGENT AID REQUEST
A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs)
if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs)
if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
in honor of MLK day
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
in honor of MLK day
so was Anger Management the "The Departed" to Analyze This's "Casino"?
im learning so much.
im learning so much.
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
so was Anger Management the "The Departed" to Analyze This's "Casino"?
im learning so much.
im learning so much.
being a middle aged italian new york actor in the 80s-00s must have felt like a golden era.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
being a middle aged italian new york actor in the 80s-00s must have felt like a golden era.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772
was gonna make a cheeky post about DeNiro but i saw hes been supportive of his trans daughter and honestly i find it v sweet
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
was gonna make a cheeky post about DeNiro but i saw hes been supportive of his trans daughter and honestly i find it v sweet
watching Analyze This rn. did you know The Jazz Man, William "Billy" Crystal was also an actor in movies? thats right, the host of Oscar.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
watching Analyze This rn. did you know The Jazz Man, William "Billy" Crystal was also an actor in movies? thats right, the host of Oscar.
genuinely it should not be legal for streaming apps to automatically skip the credits at the end of one movie, and immediately start another movie.
if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.
if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
genuinely it should not be legal for streaming apps to automatically skip the credits at the end of one movie, and immediately start another movie.
if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.
if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.
Mr Trump you bitch ass f****t fuck you
entering my mind palace until i come up with the one post that stops WW3🧘♀️
January 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Mr Trump you bitch ass f****t fuck you
entering my mind palace until i come up with the one post that stops WW3🧘♀️
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
entering my mind palace until i come up with the one post that stops WW3🧘♀️
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I know we're all just waiting to be obliterated because the global military superpower elected a demented pedophile twice but think before you act snooty about americans
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I know we're all just waiting to be obliterated because the global military superpower elected a demented pedophile twice but think before you act snooty about americans
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spent so long looking at chinese / canadian tiktoks i might need to hit up beautiful chinatown for some noodles and sweets while avoiding eye contact with the falun gong
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
spent so long looking at chinese / canadian tiktoks i might need to hit up beautiful chinatown for some noodles and sweets while avoiding eye contact with the falun gong
American followers, 🇨🇦 Canada 💖 love you so much, USA #1 🇺🇸 baby. we are nothing! the world is yours! we are nothing! 😁👍
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Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。
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Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
American followers, 🇨🇦 Canada 💖 love you so much, USA #1 🇺🇸 baby. we are nothing! the world is yours! we are nothing! 😁👍
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Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。
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Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。