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Nea “Dracula” Ching
@thegaychingy.bsky.social
aka Chingy. Writer, Critic, Filmmaker, Leatherdyke Muppet, Bloody Lovergirl.
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if any of you spent even a fraction of the time you spend complaining about paywalls on hating billionaires instead, and pushing for legislation that stops them from destroying every creative industry, it might not change anything, but you *would* become a better person.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Haven’t wanted to talk publicly about it but i have been experiencing a really rough time with my health this last month and had to take a break from working gigs and so things are just really tight again. Anything helps. ♥️

Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Cashąpp: $Bamchi
Paypąl: DM me
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hamlet 2000 kind of night
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Is Hades 2 good?
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Haven’t wanted to talk publicly about it but i have been experiencing a really rough time with my health this last month and had to take a break from working gigs and so things are just really tight again. Anything helps. ♥️

Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Cashąpp: $Bamchi
Paypąl: DM me
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Really struggling to see a way through this year as things are, man
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wore a 70s style shirt collar to thanksgiving in thankfulness to The Band and all the fellas
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It almost feels greedy but there are some The Last Waltz concert songs i do kinda get annoyed aren’t in the film for how good they are on the record. Like i I wanna see Rick blast thru “This Wheels On Fire” or see Richard and Levon harmonizing on “King Harvest”. It sounds crazy
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
decided on the next entry in my series of mildly-to-completely inappropriate tunes to sing at public karaoke. “Home Is Where The Hatred Is”and brother, i have been practicing
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The holidays are here and there’s something they keep making me think about: former Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol immediately failing to get away with imposing martial law this time last year, being impeached within two weeks and incarcerated within a month. I CANNOT stop laughing
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
save me, Levon Helm. save me, Rick Danko. save me, Robbie Robertson. save me, Garth Hudson. save me, Richard Manuel. save me,
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
outside / inside
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s still insane to me how well “Ryuichi Sakamoto theme of a Nagisa Oshima prisoner of war film but covered in R&B style with lyrics about sipping chardonnay and being your señorita” works. It really works.

She says “ching-a-ling” no less than 4 times. And it works goddamnit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wow, it’s been five years since i was commissioned to write this

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
Fisting Fetishists Tell Us How to Properly Stuff a Turkey
Stuffing a turkey is a delicate process. Fortunately, these experts are elbow-deep in advice
melmagazine.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I am still thinking about DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH. Mostly as a piece of filmmaking, but also as a video game.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My friend has never seen GOODFELLAS. I am showing her GOODFELLAS
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
In honor of Martin Scorsese’s birthday, here’s a piece i wrote years ago about how we came dangerously close to having a TAXI DRIVER video game and why we should praise the gods that didn’t happen

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
The Ill-Fated ‘Taxi Driver’ Video Game That Never Was
At the height of the ‘Grand Theft Auto’ craze, someone thought it was a great idea to turn the Scorsese classic into a first-person shooter. They couldn’t have been more wrong
melmagazine.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I also own a couple haori now. which is unfortunately going to become a huge part of my personality
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Regret to inform any non-wellwishers that i still look like this even at my absolute lowest
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Takeshi Kitano did not go to meet the Pope because he was told he would not be paid for the appearance
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Danny Collins
My crackpot opinion is that, if the title of your movie is just the first and last name of your fictional protagonist, it has to be an unusual or intrinsically interesting name.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM