stuart
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me

I am probably recycling content from the other place here

you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks

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putting on my linkedin that I'm a member of the crooklyn clan, no one will check
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
how your first game of chess on the toilet in the morning goes is a great barometer of how the day will go
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I have no idea why you said that but I don't care who or where your from; if your life can't be impacted by a policy you don't get to have a say in that policy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I think losing my job has damaged me irreparably and I'll never be able to really do anything ever again
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the thing about him is he's permanently channelling a culture that's 15yrs out of date like it's new
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
the algorithm has me addicted to Americans who have moved to the UK content
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
there's a reasonably strong correlation between being right wing and having an undeveloped or simplistic idea of style, which is why these guys often dress like a character in a movie except without the wardrobe experts to make it work
It’s just coincidental that everyone he approves of politically dresses well and everyone he disapproves of politically dresses badly
Finally got around to blocking the menswear guy. He was great when he was actually talking about clothes and their construction and how they work on bodies. Rather like that Larry the Cat account - they get big and start doing tedious pontificating.
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I used to hate that menswear guy for being a fragile namesearching nerd, but now I support him because no one should be pigeonholed as a useful facts account
Finally got around to blocking the menswear guy. He was great when he was actually talking about clothes and their construction and how they work on bodies. Rather like that Larry the Cat account - they get big and start doing tedious pontificating.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
when I come to power it will be illegal to have sex while a dog is in the room, under penalty of life in prison (which won't cost much as dogs only live to about 12)
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Udo Kier (1944–2025)
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
americans flood the world with cultural exports like Marvel and Two and a Half Men but get pretty gatekeepy when foreigners want to have opinions on their politics
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
north london forever is very embarassing
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the thing about the green surge is there's a lot of weird choices of targets
The same Lloyd Russell Moyle who campaigned against Brighton LTNs & about whom Caroline Lucas previously said: “Thankfully our city has one MP who speaks sense - not the one spreading misinformation about schemes to make people safer and the air cleaner to breathe”? Ok.
Welcome to the Green Party, former Labour and Co-operative MP for Brighton Kemptown, @russell-moyle.co.uk 💚
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
oh so 150 yrs ago this was fine but now it's suddenly life in prison
The title doesn't fully address the fact Gavin Weisenburg and Tanner Thomas wanted to make women and CHILDREN their sex slaves.

They had already filmed themselves r__ping a child while they planned on invading Haiti.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The actual real explanation always turns out to be way more dumb and insulting than you imagined it was.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump, a pedophile rapist with no real ideology except a desire to humiliate his enemies and flip properties, could've been Lincoln levels of great with a coterie of people in his ear telling him to defund weirdo Israel, stick it to loser medical insurance CEOs, cut the crybaby military etc
it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
glad the fugees gave up music to focus on their dream of doing massive fraud
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
me: I love you and I would die for you
my 1yr old: snack!
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
maybe I've misunderstood this but haven't real wages been in steady decline for 50yrs now
The "affordability crisis" is a serious-sounding formulation of a fundamentally reactionary concept, that things were simply better in the past and we should go back.

What things? You know, basically of it.

Do the numbers show this? Not really, but we just KNOW.

Make America Affordable Again!
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
if I had fitness influencer genetics I'd make a killing selling the "hop little bunnies" workout
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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historians will call this The Diarrhea Age to try and get across how bad it was
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if I could summon the millisecond of primal rage I get when I slightly hit my head on anything I think I could defeat a gorilla in hand to hand combat
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM