Missing The Point
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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
Canoes you can use.
Archeologists in Wisconsin found an ancient canoe that is over 5,000 years old!! The discovery was in a canoe “parking lot” along a popular waterway and trail system.
Wisconsin archaeologists identify 16 ancient canoes in a prehistoric lake 'parking lot'
Archaeologists have identified more than a dozen ancient canoes that Indigenous people apparently left behind in a prehistoric parking lot along a Wisconsin lakeshore.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Canoes you can use.
He’s already taken his belt off to go through airport security.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He’s already taken his belt off to go through airport security.
He looks so lifelike.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He looks so lifelike.
The big concession the Russians are going to have to make is not getting anything more than everything they asked for.
REPORTER: What kind of concessions are the Russians going to have to make?
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The big concession the Russians are going to have to make is not getting anything more than everything they asked for.
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If we’d made turkey the national bird like Ben Franklin wanted we could be eating bald eagle on Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If we’d made turkey the national bird like Ben Franklin wanted we could be eating bald eagle on Thanksgiving.
The person who came up with the idea of naming our national day for giving thanks Thanksgiving was really mailing it in.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The person who came up with the idea of naming our national day for giving thanks Thanksgiving was really mailing it in.
Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we eat pie.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we eat pie.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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waste to cover up fraud and abuse
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
waste to cover up fraud and abuse
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is a pie a sandwich?
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Roses are red
That dino looks ill
That dino looks ill
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Roses are red
That dino looks ill
That dino looks ill
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The beginning of a new Ottoman Empire
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The beginning of a new Ottoman Empire
The Department of Justice renews its obfuscating, diversionary tactic instead of releasing the Epstein materials it has clear ability to disclose.
JUST IN: The Department of Justice (DOJ) has renewed its request to unseal the grand jury materials regarding Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Department of Justice renews its obfuscating, diversionary tactic instead of releasing the Epstein materials it has clear ability to disclose.
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For $100 I will show up at your Thanksgiving dinner and announce that I am your MAGA uncle's long lost, illegitimate child.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
For $100 I will show up at your Thanksgiving dinner and announce that I am your MAGA uncle's long lost, illegitimate child.
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Finishing my Thanksgiving Day prep - how long should I plan to have the turkey in the oven if I set it to room temperature?
November 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Finishing my Thanksgiving Day prep - how long should I plan to have the turkey in the oven if I set it to room temperature?
"One. Use really small words."
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"One. Use really small words."
With Kash Patel on his way out, President Trump must nominate as new FBI Director someone who can restore the bureau's non-political reputation, unimpeachable ethics and professional, no-nonsense comportment.
As luck would have it, the perfect candidate has his dance card open.
As luck would have it, the perfect candidate has his dance card open.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
With Kash Patel on his way out, President Trump must nominate as new FBI Director someone who can restore the bureau's non-political reputation, unimpeachable ethics and professional, no-nonsense comportment.
As luck would have it, the perfect candidate has his dance card open.
As luck would have it, the perfect candidate has his dance card open.
Kash Patel issues new FBI challenge coin related to his holding on to his job.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kash Patel issues new FBI challenge coin related to his holding on to his job.
Paramount Studios announces that the President Trump-promoted action comedy Rush Hour 4 will have Hong Kong detective Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) once again teaming with loudmouthed LAPD detective James Carter (Chris Tucker) before Lee is disappeared by ICE agents.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Paramount Studios announces that the President Trump-promoted action comedy Rush Hour 4 will have Hong Kong detective Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) once again teaming with loudmouthed LAPD detective James Carter (Chris Tucker) before Lee is disappeared by ICE agents.
Breaking: President Trump pardons the two turkeys that paid him the most for it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Breaking: President Trump pardons the two turkeys that paid him the most for it.
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And thus begins the multigenerational family gathering during which, for the next five days other than during Thanksgiving dinner itself, at least one family member will be awake and one asleep at all times.
November 22, 2023 at 5:14 PM
And thus begins the multigenerational family gathering during which, for the next five days other than during Thanksgiving dinner itself, at least one family member will be awake and one asleep at all times.
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If my young relatives don’t do or say something cute during Thanksgiving to post about, what’s the point of even having them?
November 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM
If my young relatives don’t do or say something cute during Thanksgiving to post about, what’s the point of even having them?
DID YOU KNOW? Canada also has a Thanksgiving holiday but it’s in a different month and they call it “Christmas.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
DID YOU KNOW? Canada also has a Thanksgiving holiday but it’s in a different month and they call it “Christmas.”