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Joad The Wet Sprocket

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · Jul 9

I want him CANCELLED
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!

De Niro as Al Capone in The Untouchables

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

I think Judge Dredd is canonically a centuries-later sequel to Demolition Man. Like John Spartan ruined Earth's last chance.

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

speculative fiction

a scene starting with onscreen text saying July, 1999

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

I always forget Belly takes place in the future

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 5h

From scratch. Nice.

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 5h

the Walton Mart

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 6h

LoL guess that's a no

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 8h

Jesus Christ is literally anything the Republicans' fault

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 7h

doctors say I'm a medical marvel (derogatory)

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 7h

I fear nothing

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 7h

YES

FUCK EVERYTHING

Marked down Guy Fieri's Flavortown Sloppy Joe Mac and Cheese

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 8h

Jesus Christ is literally anything the Republicans' fault

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 8h

Novelization had a lot more sex than you'd think

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 9h

Oscar Chichoni, cover art for Starship Titanic, 1997

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 9h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 9h

Ridin Solo

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 9h

Huge news from r/sticks

Bro just won. www.reddit.com/r/Sticks/s/p...

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 9h

well that's not what you want

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like a staff full of writers can beat that thing

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10h

One of like two fun things train goes to

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10h

Train goes straight there fuck parking

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10h

Look, I know cinema isn't in the best place right now but we don't need to be scraping bong resin like this.

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10h

Jay Jones textin whatever the hell comes to mind

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine wanting 3 of 17 or something. Ridiculous.

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11h

That's a great question I can't answer

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11h

My understanding of what the chuds are trying to bring about is a period of a few weeks where all of our cities burn along with their inhabitants, while the sprawl types eat prepper rations as our institutions collapse and the real MAGA dictator consolidates power.

Seems As Planned.

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11h

people who think this will not have an effect on employer-provided health care rates and premiums are walking into a buzzsaw

Charles Ghoul-ba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 11h

HOO BOY. I just acquired the FINAL, approved 2026 #ACA rate filings for #ARIZONA and it's not pretty at all.

Premiums are going up 46.3% on average...and that's for full price enrollees.

acasignups.net/rate_changes...

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11h

I buy that. In fact, I buy that about almost every headliner act score that mostly sounds like score.

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 13h

I want two things in my chex mix: Chex, that other kind of Chex, and some salty M&Ms