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Joad The Wet Sprocket

@joadsprocket.bsky.social

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · Jul 9

I want him CANCELLED
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!

De Niro as Al Capone in The Untouchables

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 18m

gg chuds, decent chance you just teed up a narrative that there's no electoral downside for Dems to ideate violence against you and your families either

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23m

If Spanberger +10 holds Miyares is cooked no matter what

Papi @papi2005.bsky.social · 37m

HE HAS APOLOGIZED': Sen. Tim Kaine says he still supports Democrat Jay Jones despite the "indefensible" leaked texts in which the Virginia AG nominee fantasized about killing a Republican lawmaker.

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 1h

who has today's newspaper

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 2h

My Haters are to blame and the Joaders are forever innocent

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 2h

signed legislation that ended the gosh darn death penalty

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 2h

if you need a Canva of Memes you are no Poster

Sam Blum @samblum.bsky.social · 2h

NEW: A company that bills itself as meme-SaaS wants to be the go-to platform for culture warriors and gov agencies like DHS. (Its founder has also been calling me the R word over on X dot com. Great people!)

www.inc.com/sam-blum/mee...

Meet the Gen-Z Founder Building the Canva of Memes

Getting attention online has never been harder. Jason Levin’s Memelord Technologies has an answer: sell memes-as-a-service.

www.inc.com

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2h

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry still losing my mind that a man running as a progressive bid for ME senator told a room of people to be quiet and listen to the MAGA woman spewing racism.

HER TEAM WON. SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED. TELL HER TO SHUT UP.

Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 3h

The entire room of people, IN THAT RED STATE, yelled at that woman for saying something that was both untrue, and racist as fuck.

And Platner admonished THEM.

HE ADMONISHED THE PEOPLE CALLING OUT THE LIES AND RACISM.

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

sure does seem like all you have to do is tell these guys to go to hell

Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 11h

Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 3h

After producing too much soy for the domestic market and voting in the guy who destroyed the international market: We can’t afford to lose this agricultural land to solar panels 😔

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

brains braised in right wing broth

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

they're still mad Northam and Fairfax didn't both resign and hand it to Kirk Cox like they planned

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

One of the rare bright spots in our current horrible politics is the VA Dems having figured out "don't resign or drop out" and it driving the chuds nuts

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 4h

He does not appear to have an official presence on YouTube Music

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 13h

oh man what if I started just putting them in there instead

escalator TO HELL @escalator.bsky.social · 13h

this was in jest but, unironically, i have more and more days where i consider taking up poster’s methadone:

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 14h

Harper Lee may have had a PS4

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 16h

did she like it

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 16h

wow 8 sergeants, the kids must be impressed

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 16h

honestly I can only dream of making the chuds so mad they try to New Norm me, you gotta respect that

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 19h

it was in this moment, where the infamous white nationalist followed by the vice president of the united states shared the cartoon show that neo-Nazis had made about me, that I realized the modern world had gone mad and must end