Calvinboo Congress
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emericanjezebel.bsky.social
liberals being forced to watch footage of every horrifying thing that was done to Palestinians with Biden’s full approval
Nazis reacting to footage of the horrors of concentration camps they were forced to watch after they lost.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
The Nuremberg trials would beg to differ with your take
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Omg I said I’m nervous twice in that comment jfc I need to reread before hitting post
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
I know that walker’s thread is discussing the insanity of the gov possibly joining the race, which is insane.

But this does make me wonder why Platner has gone so viral when he’s not the only progressive running.
walkerbragman.bsky.social
I should also note there are other 6 other candidates in the race, like former congressional aide Jordan Wood, who is in his 30s.

None have gone viral the way Platner has. But Wood, also a progressive, recently announced he’d raised $3 million.

Mills doesn’t need to join this race.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
I do see a ton of support for him, but that’s what makes me nervous. All the msnbc liberals are hopping on board, that’s part of what makes me nervous. Glad DSA is discussing him
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phoenixcalida.bsky.social
My dearest Gertrude,

I fear I shall not make it home. This war has ravaged our supplies and broken our will.

We arrived with weapons, purpose, and a directive. Yet at every turn, we are mocked. Belittled.

I have never experienced an insult so great in a war zone

Send my best to the children
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
That’s honestly the BIGGEST vibe I’m getting but I wasn’t sure if I was being disingenuous
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Hi, former Texan here, and former Texan teacher. Those fuckers sat at powered bases during the 2021 winter storm. they are not my colleagues.

They’re not being used. They’re not the fucking victims here
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
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insortediaboli.bsky.social
“Remember, these are not Nazi SS, these are every day teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their Fatherland with their spare time”

Do you even hear yourself
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
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What's so incredible, as someone who feels like some days I spent more time planning than executing, is that even tho the Republican Party is executing an incredibly intricate plan written by the Heritage Foundation, there's no plan on the president pedophile coverup. They're just fucking scared.
ndrew.bsky.social
so theres a possibility the attorney general has seen evidence the president raped children and now the entire republican party is helping to cover it up?
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Sorry still losing my mind that a man running as a progressive bid for ME senator told a room of people to be quiet and listen to the MAGA woman spewing racism.

HER TEAM WON. SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED. TELL HER TO SHUT UP.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
The entire room of people, IN THAT RED STATE, yelled at that woman for saying something that was both untrue, and racist as fuck.

And Platner admonished THEM.

HE ADMONISHED THE PEOPLE CALLING OUT THE LIES AND RACISM.
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blackamazon.bsky.social
This amuses me so much .

Because it’s taking the assignment absolutely seriously while mocking ICE
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emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Calling it now:

If Graham Platner gets elected, he’s going to go the way of Warnock and Ossoff.

Guaranteed.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
gm spider babes ♥️ this morning’s song is:
Cuntology 101 by Lambrini Girls
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Calling it now:

If Graham Platner gets elected, he’s going to go the way of Warnock and Ossoff.

Guaranteed.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
LITERALLY. One of my normie guy friends was like “but his military record will help get him elected”

Why? To who? If that’s what gets him elected, what kind of voters is he pandering to?
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
I know a lot of people like him, and I know he’s said good things on Palestine.

But I don’t trust that fucker any farther than I could throw him.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
He is running the Obama playbook, and progressives are falling for it hook line and sinker because he’s doing it in a “reddish” state.

i have now seen him work over time to humanize Trump supporters, MULTIPLE TIMES. He does this more than he tries to humanize immigrants!
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
The entire room of people, IN THAT RED STATE, yelled at that woman for saying something that was both untrue, and racist as fuck.

And Platner admonished THEM.

HE ADMONISHED THE PEOPLE CALLING OUT THE LIES AND RACISM.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
Gen z white boy lib politician influencers need to be stopped.

Just watched one applaud Platner for being sympathetic to a woman during his townhall that yelled out “stop giving free benefits to illegals.”

Because “that’s how you win red states. Shame isn’t ok.”

BITCH.
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
JFC I only just realized how thin she is. A stiff breeze could take her off that roof
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diplomatofnight.com
The same day that Frum submitted his pitch to the Atlantic to profile the Israeli ambassador, Frum also was forced to publicly apologize to the New York Times and Reuters for falsely accusing a Palestinian photographer of faking a series of photographs of bereaved Palestinians in Gaza.

7/30/2014
24/JUL/2014 evil man fake apology
emericanjezebel.bsky.social
He’s like “yall gonna listen to the word of god or not?”