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back on twitter I used to maintain a dictionary of novel phrases I've seen emerge on tiktok. I think I'll start a new one here:
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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FYI for folks:

FOP isn’t the union for Minneapolis PD. They aren’t even the primary org that lobbies on behalf of cops in MN. That’s the MPPOA, which Minneapolis also isn’t a part of (or wasn’t, back in the day)

The union that represents most cops in MN is LELS.
The MPD union, at least, has made it clear which side they are on.

This is the cost of DECADES of (everyone, everywhere) refusing to deal with the rising right-wing and white-nationalist involvement in policing.
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Cookie season has kicked off. If you don't have a source, well,
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January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
fans of father bronto will know how gleefully he will devour this and how much he will enjoy being insufferable about whatever he learns therein
It’s here! It’s real! It exists!

Get your copy of Coal of Fire (new translations from the Hebrew Bible) today!

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January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate

NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Someone on the bad site told me “If you're willing to die to keep third worlders in the country, you get what you deserve”. Well, I’d like to think I am willing, following this advice from Myles Horton
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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“Don’t be scared to party” is maybe the best advice a song can deliver.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
idk maybe raise your child with an awareness of the fact that society expects him to grow up
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
move to kansas if you're gonna be this baby-brained about planned maintenance of a vital system. drive your big ol' smog-belching truck along cracked highways and agree with your gun-fellating neighbors that government services are how the queers get you
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Ever notice how in Season 1 of Full House the mannequin in Joey’s alcove always has a shirt on that matches Joey’s?

Probably not, because you are a normal person.
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
sometimes I think about the fact that our societal level of isolation and aversion to face-to-face interaction have never existed before in history so there's no way to know what will come of it!
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Me in 2003: “Wow, an iPod. What a cool little gadget.”

Me in 2026: “It’s unfortunate that the child abuse imaging app has the full support of Apple”
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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naming your boy carson is woke nonsense that has cost this country thousands of good men named carl

take carl beck. a quarterback with normal eyes and a square jawline and a cannon for an arm. he doesn’t exist in today’s world. shameful
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
while you're all watching football I'm chanting "go Reacher! and the apparent total nonexistence of any laws!"
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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i got really mad at a nerd i saw on her the other day who was like "um can the sportsball jouranlists just STOP for a day with the current political situation in america" as if most notable sports journalists do not constantly talk about politics lol
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Whether you read the surface or the underlying meaning, this poem somehow seems appropriate for everything atm.
Please take care if you're in the path of Storm Goretti x
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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a thing i sincerely think is underdiscussed is how this is a rolling roadshow that only happens in a couple cities at a time. they don't have the guys to be a nationwide regime militia. i don't know if they think doing it so aggressively will scare ppl into complying in advance or what
this is one of the more psychotic things about this shit. yes they are absolutely terrorizing people and communities. yes they are motivated by racism and xenophobia. no, they are not actually deporting that many people relative to baseline.
One thing seeing them made clear: among other things, this is a TERRIBLE way to conduct deportations. If they weren’t rolling in like paramilitaries, two guys with badges could probably deport more people in an hour than this military convoy of 20 men could in a day
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
😟
You’re never too old for Dino nuggets
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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me any time I try positive self-talk
(this is not a request for evidence to the contrary)
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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I don’t live in the great state of Washington anymore but I can visit any time I wish by simply taking a bite out of the corner of half a sandwich.
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Just 230 homicides in the City of Los Angeles last year, down from 1,028 in 1980, when I began investigating the LAPD for the LA Times.
What makes the 78% decline even more remarkable is the city population grew by a third to nearly 4 million between those years.
The homicide rate declined 83%.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
the past is another country
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 PM
artist understood who the real monsters in the book are 😤
Possibly the least eventful cover The Lost World has ever been graced with?
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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"your thumbs are moving" - you're about to say something

#tiktoktionary
January 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM