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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
· Dec 18
back on twitter I used to maintain a dictionary of novel phrases I've seen emerge on tiktok. I think I'll start a new one here:
this an interesting explanation for Trump's behavior about Epstein that I:
1. hadn't considered
2. really hope is true
3. because it's hilarious
1. hadn't considered
2. really hope is true
3. because it's hilarious
(It’s that he’s a snitch, which obviously isn’t worse, but he might think it is - and might have some other past business associates asking what else he has snitched about in the past)
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
this an interesting explanation for Trump's behavior about Epstein that I:
1. hadn't considered
2. really hope is true
3. because it's hilarious
1. hadn't considered
2. really hope is true
3. because it's hilarious
had a delightful movie outing a few weeks ago with all my friends passing around a bag of these and going like "try these, they're aesthetically horrifying to every sense"
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
had a delightful movie outing a few weeks ago with all my friends passing around a bag of these and going like "try these, they're aesthetically horrifying to every sense"
my favorite activity during the Long Dark of no baseball is trying to guess what sport all my sportswriter follows are bitching about today
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my favorite activity during the Long Dark of no baseball is trying to guess what sport all my sportswriter follows are bitching about today
I regret to inform you that this one is true
America’s #1 show... Tracker?
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I regret to inform you that this one is true
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2nd most Bluesky-ass reply to the ketchup thread
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
2nd most Bluesky-ass reply to the ketchup thread
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(Predator: Bunlands)
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November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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(On weekends I have a little engagement bait as a treat)
Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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(On weekends I have a little engagement bait as a treat)
Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🪗<
Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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unbelievable piece of #negroleagues history here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwV4pPH/
#mlb #baseball #baseballhistorians #baseballwriters
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwV4pPH/
#mlb #baseball #baseballhistorians #baseballwriters
Preserving a 100 year old scrapbook of baseball and black sport history. #fypppppppppppppp #homesteadgrays #black #baseball #BlackTikTok
TikTok video by mOOd diSOrdER
www.tiktok.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
unbelievable piece of #negroleagues history here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwV4pPH/
#mlb #baseball #baseballhistorians #baseballwriters
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwV4pPH/
#mlb #baseball #baseballhistorians #baseballwriters
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
every single day I am abused upon this App
A lot of east coasters that move to LA whine a lot about how little their non-LA bona fides matter there a little too loudly and it only further isolates them.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
every single day I am abused upon this App
it's raining here in Los Angeles and you know what that means: I'm gonna post zero-contest shit I find in old books at the antique store
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
it's raining here in Los Angeles and you know what that means: I'm gonna post zero-contest shit I find in old books at the antique store
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It seemed very mysterious at the time but there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for it which is that that section was removed because that was when somebody was murdering Jeffrey Epstein. They removed it because if it had still been in there it would have showed the murder that happened.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It seemed very mysterious at the time but there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for it which is that that section was removed because that was when somebody was murdering Jeffrey Epstein. They removed it because if it had still been in there it would have showed the murder that happened.
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“I had no idea we won the World Series … I was warming up in the bullpen and the coach just goes ‘We won the World Series,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, OK, that’s great.’”
- #ClaytonKershaw
- #ClaytonKershaw
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“I had no idea we won the World Series … I was warming up in the bullpen and the coach just goes ‘We won the World Series,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, OK, that’s great.’”
- #ClaytonKershaw
- #ClaytonKershaw
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I don't know it's not true. It could be true. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't know it's not true. It could be true. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
botch
What do you call a lesbian who really tries to be butch but isn’t very good at it
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
botch
the rest of this run is so good but hey, let's not trash a perfectly valid lifestyle choice here
She was texting the text man for texts!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the rest of this run is so good but hey, let's not trash a perfectly valid lifestyle choice here
"no DMs" in bio never fuckin fails
Cuz maybe she can post recipe without having us have to subscribe or maybe post article without pay wall. That's why.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"no DMs" in bio never fuckin fails
I'm not much of a microhorror fan but sometimes you run across a banger
When I tried to analyze preen glands, I put them in the dryer like other tissues but they left a yellow residue that even sulfuric acid had trouble removing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm not much of a microhorror fan but sometimes you run across a banger
I am a repository of these. So many things are fine, actually.
This is like the primary thing I need on an emotional support basis. Not touch. Not affirmation. Just reassurance that there are some things I constantly worry about that I don't actually need to be worried about. I would watch one of these a day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MedC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MedC...
5 Scary Science Headlines You Don't Need To Worry About
YouTube video by SciShow
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am a repository of these. So many things are fine, actually.
could we just go back to saying we like things
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
could we just go back to saying we like things
I was pregnabled for a while but then I got my prescription refilled
obviously the fight is far from over, but he had what seemed to be an impregnable position, and now it has been very much pregnabled.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I was pregnabled for a while but then I got my prescription refilled
"Operation Southern Spear" is a rebrand and expansion of an existing Navy drone program. Don't let the nazis pretend they're braver and more powerful than they are.
Navy's 4th Fleet to start operation focused on unmanned systems countering illicit trafficking - Breaking Defense
“Southern Spear will operationalize a heterogeneous mix of robotic and autonomous systems (RAS) to support the detection and monitoring of illicit trafficking while learning lessons for other theaters...
breakingdefense.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Operation Southern Spear" is a rebrand and expansion of an existing Navy drone program. Don't let the nazis pretend they're braver and more powerful than they are.