Flannel, Steady Diet of
@flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Dad in Santa Fe
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Man these slithy toves be HELLA gimble tonight
February 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Man these slithy toves be HELLA gimble tonight
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evil spell tome: summon Undad
spell tome: Summon Dad
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
evil spell tome: summon Undad
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7 year old in his room in bed: Dad. Dad . Dad. Dad.
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
7 year old in his room in bed: Dad. Dad . Dad. Dad.
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
Argyle, corduroy, cardigans, loafers
Unveiling my brand new clothing brand: “Mid Century Dad”
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Argyle, corduroy, cardigans, loafers
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The pastor told me about a family with young children he visited for dinner. When dinner was ready the mom said, "Okay, it's time for spaghetti shirts!" And the kids went "SPAGHETTI SHIRTS SPAGHETTI SHIRTS" and ran up to their rooms. They came back with huge oversized red shirts. Spaghetti shirts.
September 2, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The pastor told me about a family with young children he visited for dinner. When dinner was ready the mom said, "Okay, it's time for spaghetti shirts!" And the kids went "SPAGHETTI SHIRTS SPAGHETTI SHIRTS" and ran up to their rooms. They came back with huge oversized red shirts. Spaghetti shirts.
We need to design a shirt specifically for eating spaghetti
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
We need to design a shirt specifically for eating spaghetti
Orzo Redenbacher
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Orzo Redenbacher
T’undercats
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
T’undercats
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Ad-Rock: I drink my tea from a cup and a
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Ad-Rock: I drink my tea from a cup and a
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
What are we issuing these days?
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
What are we issuing these days?
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
Willard is a fucked up name. No offense.
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Willard is a fucked up name. No offense.
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Naming your spice blend “ras el hanout” is like naming it “numero uno” or “the shit”
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Naming your spice blend “ras el hanout” is like naming it “numero uno” or “the shit”
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He’s making Sunday sauce on a Saturday?! Is that allowed?
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
He’s making Sunday sauce on a Saturday?! Is that allowed?
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I'M ALL MESSED UP ON COUGH SYRUP TRYING TO HAMMER THIS CONGESTION OUT OF MY HEAD IT'S TIME FOR 16 RPM CHIPMUNKS
Walk Like an Egyptian, by chipmunks on 16 speed
from the album Vol. 1
chipmunkson16speed.bandcamp.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'M ALL MESSED UP ON COUGH SYRUP TRYING TO HAMMER THIS CONGESTION OUT OF MY HEAD IT'S TIME FOR 16 RPM CHIPMUNKS
*Baz Luhrmann giving John Leguizamo direction on the set of moulin rouge
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
*Baz Luhrmann giving John Leguizamo direction on the set of moulin rouge
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
Ambient Dad
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Ambient Dad
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looking back on it, AOL was right.
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
looking back on it, AOL was right.
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
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Drive by body pierce
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Drive by body pierce
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Roses are red.
The sky is red.
The seas are red.
It is the prophecy.
The sky is red.
The seas are red.
It is the prophecy.
February 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Roses are red.
The sky is red.
The seas are red.
It is the prophecy.
The sky is red.
The seas are red.
It is the prophecy.
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This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
Issuing a moratorium on squish mellow gifts from well meaning but misguided relatives
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Issuing a moratorium on squish mellow gifts from well meaning but misguided relatives
*Kim Deal, - singing softly
Thee Baser
Thee Baser
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
*Kim Deal, - singing softly
Thee Baser
Thee Baser