Flannel, Steady Diet of
@flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Dad in Santa Fe
Pinned
“Wavin' My Dick In The Wind” (Taylor’s version)
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Wavin' My Dick In The Wind” (Taylor’s version)
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I love watching prescription drug commercials with the sound off
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I love watching prescription drug commercials with the sound off
Rank in order of gnarliness:
Shitshow
Debacle
Fiasco
Clusterfuck
Shitshow
Debacle
Fiasco
Clusterfuck
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Rank in order of gnarliness:
Shitshow
Debacle
Fiasco
Clusterfuck
Shitshow
Debacle
Fiasco
Clusterfuck
*Slaps 2026 on the roof
“This baby can hold so many debacles”
“This baby can hold so many debacles”
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
*Slaps 2026 on the roof
“This baby can hold so many debacles”
“This baby can hold so many debacles”
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“Oh wow, diatoms, photosynthesis. I love that stuff. Cell walls are so important”
-sir this is a Wendy’s. You’re hired
-sir this is a Wendy’s. You’re hired
February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
“Oh wow, diatoms, photosynthesis. I love that stuff. Cell walls are so important”
-sir this is a Wendy’s. You’re hired
-sir this is a Wendy’s. You’re hired
I’m glad that I learned how to diagram plant and animal cells in school, but it really hasn’t come up in a work environment or job interview yet
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’m glad that I learned how to diagram plant and animal cells in school, but it really hasn’t come up in a work environment or job interview yet
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Man these slithy toves be HELLA gimble tonight
February 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Man these slithy toves be HELLA gimble tonight
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evil spell tome: summon Undad
spell tome: Summon Dad
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
evil spell tome: summon Undad
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7 year old in his room in bed: Dad. Dad . Dad. Dad.
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
7 year old in his room in bed: Dad. Dad . Dad. Dad.
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
(I get up off the couch and start walking)
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad..
“What is it?”
“Knock knock”
Argyle, corduroy, cardigans, loafers
Unveiling my brand new clothing brand: “Mid Century Dad”
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Argyle, corduroy, cardigans, loafers
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The pastor told me about a family with young children he visited for dinner. When dinner was ready the mom said, "Okay, it's time for spaghetti shirts!" And the kids went "SPAGHETTI SHIRTS SPAGHETTI SHIRTS" and ran up to their rooms. They came back with huge oversized red shirts. Spaghetti shirts.
September 2, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The pastor told me about a family with young children he visited for dinner. When dinner was ready the mom said, "Okay, it's time for spaghetti shirts!" And the kids went "SPAGHETTI SHIRTS SPAGHETTI SHIRTS" and ran up to their rooms. They came back with huge oversized red shirts. Spaghetti shirts.
We need to design a shirt specifically for eating spaghetti
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
We need to design a shirt specifically for eating spaghetti
Orzo Redenbacher
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Orzo Redenbacher
T’undercats
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
T’undercats
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Ad-Rock: I drink my tea from a cup and a
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Ad-Rock: I drink my tea from a cup and a
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
Beastie Boys: SAUCER
Ad-Rock: and I collect more tail than Geoffrey
Beastie Boys: CHAUCER
What are we issuing these days?
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
What are we issuing these days?
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
1. Moratoria
2. Fatwas
3. Full Refunds
Willard is a fucked up name. No offense.
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Willard is a fucked up name. No offense.
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Naming your spice blend “ras el hanout” is like naming it “numero uno” or “the shit”
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Naming your spice blend “ras el hanout” is like naming it “numero uno” or “the shit”
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He’s making Sunday sauce on a Saturday?! Is that allowed?
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
He’s making Sunday sauce on a Saturday?! Is that allowed?
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I'M ALL MESSED UP ON COUGH SYRUP TRYING TO HAMMER THIS CONGESTION OUT OF MY HEAD IT'S TIME FOR 16 RPM CHIPMUNKS
Walk Like an Egyptian, by chipmunks on 16 speed
from the album Vol. 1
chipmunkson16speed.bandcamp.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'M ALL MESSED UP ON COUGH SYRUP TRYING TO HAMMER THIS CONGESTION OUT OF MY HEAD IT'S TIME FOR 16 RPM CHIPMUNKS
*Baz Luhrmann giving John Leguizamo direction on the set of moulin rouge
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
*Baz Luhrmann giving John Leguizamo direction on the set of moulin rouge
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
“You’re Toulouse-Lautrec, famous artist”
“Cool”
“You never paint and you’re always ogling the dancers”
“Oh”
“You’re constantly taking laudanum and guzzling absinthe”
…
“You’re incredibly short”
“I-“
“More lisp”
Ambient Dad
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Ambient Dad
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looking back on it, AOL was right.
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
looking back on it, AOL was right.
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month