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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃

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No alt text, no follow — please check my pinned post! Paper mâché, illustration, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, French, France, birds for some reason? He/him. manningkrull.com pfp: goblin-faced white guy banner: coffin-shaped Cryptique logo

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Dec 16

What's alt text? Why is it important on Bluesky? How do I write it? Where am I? What's going on?

Alt text 101 for Bluesky | Digital Philosophy by Manning Krull

Hi! You may be here because I or someone else sent you this link in response to a conversation about alt text on Bluesky. Welcome! This is a short article about alt text, its importance, and how to wr...

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 16h

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

frank vincent in the bar in goodfellas with a caption that says Now go home and get your fuckin' Shein box

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 16h

Hi! No bother at all. It's definitely an image and I can confirm by looking under the hood that there is no alt text included. Not sure why they would post just some plain text as an image. 🤷‍♂️ Are you able to read it? I can convert it to plain text for you if you want.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 16h

Mister G! G-Force! GG Allin! G. E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band!

Calm bayou with lots of greenery around, small alligator head in middle.

Close up of alligator head in the bayou.

He's on the move now, head and back above the surface.

Now his tail is above the surface too. See ya, Mister G!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Nothin'?

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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d

Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'

Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

🥒☠️

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

It's the only social I really spend any time on. I'm glad you're here!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is eating a piece of meat .

Alt: Mr Bean looking somewhat stunned as he is having an important realization

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy friend! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Who the fuck buried this guy with a knife?! Everybody knows you don't do this!!

A Halloween decoration of a tombstone on someone's front lawn, and there's a fake arm sticking out of the ground in front of it, and the hand is holding a knife menacingly.

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Cass 💀 @cassmoney.bsky.social · 1d

How I'm trying to go out

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Halloween is mostly about fun but I want to take a moment to share this sobering cautionary tale.

A handmade tombstone decoration that says, "Pickle Boy, the boy who ate too many pickles and turned into a pickle and died."

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Halloween is mostly about fun but I want to take a moment to share this sobering cautionary tale.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

They'll be marked way way down at your local liquor store in a couple weeks!

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

"Cream"-based, yes, it looks and feels creamy, but I have no idea what the actual ingredients are. It's very sweet and tastes very artificial.

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Just found an image with the info: alcohol 15% by volume.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Who up pondering they orb? (I tried this stuff last year, and no matter how disgusting you're imagining it, it's worse than that.)

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually do that!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2d

Herman don't read this......... Phoebe, hello

Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 6d

those Batman screentests reminded me of this cultural artifact - the pilot for The Munsters, with a different Lily and Eddie - I'm still obsessed with Happy Derman youtu.be/pXI6ywpKbd8?...

The Munsters Unaired Pilot

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2d

Home Simpson looking kind of blank and clueless and saying "Bees are on the what now?" there are a few bees flying around his head, and a lot of them on a large light-colored mound behind him, I've never seen this episode, I fucking hate that shit, but somehow I know this phrase and it amuses me.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Aug 18

🎵 I see friends shaking hands, saying, shut that fucking baby up

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Aug 18

*listening to What a Wonderful World; Louis Armstrong is rattling off a list of wonderful things, I'm nodding along wistfully, he gets to "I hear babies crying" I'm like let me stop you right there pal*

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2d

I see crotch of bees, ass wasp nest too

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Apr 18

Let's see what's happening in the community....

Screenshot from Nextdoor that says, "IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE: On Palmyra Between Scott and S cortez there is a blue port a potty that has a man inside who assaulted my friend. We were walking past when he exited and told us to stop spying on him and punched my friend in the face. 11:35"

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Jan 5

Let's see what's happening in the community....

Screenshot of a synopsis of a Nextdoor post that says, "I usually don't post negativity, but this must be known. I love Pepperoni... (See more)"

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2d

Let's see what's happening in the community

Screenshot from the New Orleans subreddit; the title is Louis Armstrong Beehive Crotch/Ass, and the pic is a zoomed in view of the lower torso and upper legs of a metal statue of a man wearing a suit, head not visible, and there's a small beehive attached squarely on his dick area. Arrow to the right indicates this is pic one of two.

Pic two from the same New Orleans subreddit post; the pic is a zoomed in view of the back side of the metal statue, and there's a small beehive crammed right up in his butt area; one assumes this is connected to the beehive in the front; the bees found this nice recessed space that's protected from the weather and got to building.

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