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My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
It's Thanksgiving so to honor tradition drive like you're from Massachusetts
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's Thanksgiving so to honor tradition drive like you're from Massachusetts
Anyone else searing a frozen turkey with a blow torch?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyone else searing a frozen turkey with a blow torch?
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[Reporter in Watchmen voice] The SpongeBob exists and he is American
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[Reporter in Watchmen voice] The SpongeBob exists and he is American
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Deep Dungeon: Madō Senki (1988)
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Deep Dungeon: Madō Senki (1988)
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Halothane will be released into the vents of my parents house the second anyone asks me "what's new?"
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Halothane will be released into the vents of my parents house the second anyone asks me "what's new?"
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These are my sons, Smoke and Mirrors
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
These are my sons, Smoke and Mirrors
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Sigourney Weaver’s homunculus, Sigourette
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sigourney Weaver’s homunculus, Sigourette
Backyard wrestling
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Backyard wrestling
the system of wizard government works because of checks and balances. mages with talent and wisdom cast the spells. dwarves build arcane machinery. I am the town oaf. rangers have pointy beards and arrows to match.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the system of wizard government works because of checks and balances. mages with talent and wisdom cast the spells. dwarves build arcane machinery. I am the town oaf. rangers have pointy beards and arrows to match.
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imagining this little guy ratatouilling a t-rex and smiling serenely
August 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
imagining this little guy ratatouilling a t-rex and smiling serenely
They call me the Swedish Chef of the gas station. No one understands me, there's a LOT of chicken parts flying around and it all likely ends in a minor explosion.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They call me the Swedish Chef of the gas station. No one understands me, there's a LOT of chicken parts flying around and it all likely ends in a minor explosion.
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Did you get that stock footage of people on the phone ?
Yeah boss, everyone looks like it’s their first time using a phone just like you asked
Yeah boss, everyone looks like it’s their first time using a phone just like you asked
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Did you get that stock footage of people on the phone ?
Yeah boss, everyone looks like it’s their first time using a phone just like you asked
Yeah boss, everyone looks like it’s their first time using a phone just like you asked
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demon frog named MephistHOPheles
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
demon frog named MephistHOPheles
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getting off soda adding caffeine powder to soups
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
getting off soda adding caffeine powder to soups
Refusing to leave the break room "until I find myself" (I'm just eating peanut butter pretzels)
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Refusing to leave the break room "until I find myself" (I'm just eating peanut butter pretzels)
Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
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Me: I'm buying the world's biggest diamond...
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me: I'm buying the world's biggest diamond...
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
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soon the screaming winds of Boston will be wild enough to flay my flesh and send my skeleton flying away to another land
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
soon the screaming winds of Boston will be wild enough to flay my flesh and send my skeleton flying away to another land
Expelled and banned from the Westminster Dog Show judges panel for rating every dog breed as "insufficiently muppet-like" and "not Rolf"
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Expelled and banned from the Westminster Dog Show judges panel for rating every dog breed as "insufficiently muppet-like" and "not Rolf"
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Please meet my sons: Lloyd, Ssteve and Jjeff
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Please meet my sons: Lloyd, Ssteve and Jjeff
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computer then: bleep, bloop
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
computer then: bleep, bloop
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(