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That robot took my sandwich
Pinned
My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
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smiling and waving at all the different minerals
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Reading newspaper comics and developing a thousand-garf stare
January 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
faded off gamer lean (nyquil mixed with baja blast)
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Chill Tuesday night (17 beers and vibing with Bustamante Caramelo)
January 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Please remain silent for 21 exploding colon salute to honor the creator of the dilberito
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
God said "Let There Be Light" just to make me scuttle under the fridge
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
[contemplating all of the power and effort it takes to ensure that the photons carrying my posts bounce off your eyes and are neuronally transmitted into your brain] lol
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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I'm full of promise, like an unopened bag of chips.
March 14, 2024 at 10:15 PM
elegant off-grid shack with guest yurt
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
angry geometry teacher dads are tracking my location
I'm tired of hearing from area man for his reactions to the news of the day. Ask circumference man once in a while.
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'm tired of hearing from area man for his reactions to the news of the day. Ask circumference man once in a while.
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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action mr fucker
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Teams Status: kicking it ethereally 👽
Theremin Guy: 🎵👻🎶
Boss: did you expense a guy with a theremin to follow you around the office?
[eerie tones coming from the break room]
Me: maybe
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Inventing a new genre called slambient
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
drank an energy drink this morning for the first time in a month and I was paralyzed for 45 minutes trying to reply to an email
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Beavis amuses me...but this Butt-head troubles me so
November 8, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Boss: did you expense a guy with a theremin to follow you around the office?
[eerie tones coming from the break room]
Me: maybe
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
restored all my hit points after enjoying a costco dog with a coke zero #blessed #lifehacks #justmagichateballthings
I'm grievously wounded (ate a costco hot dog with a pepsi instead of a mtn dew) ough come sweet death
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Trapped under a pile of mochi donuts. The prophecy was true
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Me, human: check out my opposable thumbs and bipedal locomotion
Bird: I can perch on power lines bro
Me: you win
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
ʰᵉᵉ ʰᵉᵉ
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
SETI has failed because it is not configured to receive messages sent via Microsoft Teams
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
ice skating uphill to build strong quads
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM