orcus
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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Pinned
orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
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shrimp powered by
pure peanut butter
pure peanut butter
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
shrimp powered by
pure peanut butter
pure peanut butter
yo you wanna get stoned and make out on top of the ferrets wheel
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
yo you wanna get stoned and make out on top of the ferrets wheel
I’m sayin’ even in an accursed and forsaken land the contribution of your presence is like that of a towering apparition in the form of the bloated and scavenger torn corpse of a hung thief in that I don’t much care to see you hanging around man
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’m sayin’ even in an accursed and forsaken land the contribution of your presence is like that of a towering apparition in the form of the bloated and scavenger torn corpse of a hung thief in that I don’t much care to see you hanging around man
bro your maleficent presence is a dark cloud hanging over the hillside on which you dwell, your very existence a stain on the landscape dawg
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
bro your maleficent presence is a dark cloud hanging over the hillside on which you dwell, your very existence a stain on the landscape dawg
the slender gentleman has recommended consumption of two delicious strawberry shortcake tablets per day
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the slender gentleman has recommended consumption of two delicious strawberry shortcake tablets per day
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they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
do you think those bugs like fucking or are they just trying to make some kind of point
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
do you think those bugs like fucking or are they just trying to make some kind of point
small books can get lost behind big mundanities
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
small books can get lost behind big mundanities
still learning to use this body so need to do lots of experiments, very complicated apparatus
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
still learning to use this body so need to do lots of experiments, very complicated apparatus
my cast iron feet are rusting
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
my cast iron feet are rusting
not having thought beads in-hand when entering the chamber of the mind fucklers? amateurish
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
not having thought beads in-hand when entering the chamber of the mind fucklers? amateurish
excuse me but I’m collecting tastes do you have anything I can try?
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
excuse me but I’m collecting tastes do you have anything I can try?
✋ don’t talk to me until I’ve had my big pan of oniony beans 🙂↔️
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
✋ don’t talk to me until I’ve had my big pan of oniony beans 🙂↔️
fascinated by the woman with all the large hats
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
fascinated by the woman with all the large hats
oh, the future? yeah it came through already (just missed it) — this? I guess it’s uhhh… what comes after?
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
oh, the future? yeah it came through already (just missed it) — this? I guess it’s uhhh… what comes after?
tempting a giant scavenger
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
tempting a giant scavenger
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Is this a safe space to talk about hammers?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Is this a safe space to talk about hammers?
projecting myself backlit into a summer twilight
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
projecting myself backlit into a summer twilight
can’t trust certain types of hairstyles or the ones they live on
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
can’t trust certain types of hairstyles or the ones they live on
don’t touch that, that’s my dry rat, I use it to check if it’s raining (wet rat)
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
don’t touch that, that’s my dry rat, I use it to check if it’s raining (wet rat)
Gracious equine neutrals elevated rectory admirals languidly, steeled towards rotten instigating kaisers: extraordinary
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Gracious equine neutrals elevated rectory admirals languidly, steeled towards rotten instigating kaisers: extraordinary
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black crow in golden field behin the wal mart by the dump
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
black crow in golden field behin the wal mart by the dump
exploring new horizons in dry well dwelling
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
exploring new horizons in dry well dwelling
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shaking my head so everyone knows i generally disagree
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
shaking my head so everyone knows i generally disagree