orcus
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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
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taylor schultek -- aberration -- the new neighbors are fun
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
taylor schultek -- aberration -- the new neighbors are fun
Orcus clock spa:
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Orcus clock spa:
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
A clock can fill space and time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A clock can fill space and time.
I’m noticing a lot of buildup in your area…
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m noticing a lot of buildup in your area…
They were noticing a lot of buildup in the area.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They were noticing a lot of buildup in the area.
I’m ready to receive the antigens.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m ready to receive the antigens.
sorry, can’t right now, steez is wrong
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
sorry, can’t right now, steez is wrong
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you dont remember? i gave you a bathroom tongue toss at the tgi fridays next to china chalet
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
you dont remember? i gave you a bathroom tongue toss at the tgi fridays next to china chalet
you ever have one of those farts that just so happens to go on so long as to generate the precise analog fax tones to send a resume to the CIA?
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you ever have one of those farts that just so happens to go on so long as to generate the precise analog fax tones to send a resume to the CIA?
Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
I love to hear or read different ideas and stories!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love to hear or read different ideas and stories!!!!
nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
Gregg is short for “Green egg” but Greg is short for “Gregory”.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gregg is short for “Green egg” but Greg is short for “Gregory”.
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Big sign on my door that reads: "THERE SHOULD BE VALUE."
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Big sign on my door that reads: "THERE SHOULD BE VALUE."
OK so if we’re here, right now, then how do we get to the third chamber?
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
OK so if we’re here, right now, then how do we get to the third chamber?
I am excited to announce we are now able to accept animated jellyfish sculptures as a form of payment !!
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am excited to announce we are now able to accept animated jellyfish sculptures as a form of payment !!
You should only allowed concurrent access to 5000 albums at most. Maybe fewer.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You should only allowed concurrent access to 5000 albums at most. Maybe fewer.
I’m not worried in the slightest, some of the coolest moves start with stalling out!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’m not worried in the slightest, some of the coolest moves start with stalling out!
millions of children growing up without soul
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
millions of children growing up without soul
Prepare for a pasta vortex
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Prepare for a pasta vortex
can I fetch some of our tapas style spreadsheets for madam this evening?
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
can I fetch some of our tapas style spreadsheets for madam this evening?
e’en the most hale and hardy pale before my unquenchable hunger for that creamy emulsion
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
e’en the most hale and hardy pale before my unquenchable hunger for that creamy emulsion