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orcus

@goblin.news

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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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orcus @goblin.news · Dec 8

Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse

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orcus @goblin.news · 6h

Either you have the books or you don’t! Those are books YOU have!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 6h

too true 😔 ✊

orcus @goblin.news · 6h

Konstantin is arriving in a yellow hearse, be ready all night

orcus @goblin.news · 6h

if you don’t sincerely congratulate you die immediately and have to start over with added loser points

orcus @goblin.news · 7h

dating simulator where you have to love your dweeb self

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orcus @goblin.news · 8h

cut me loose and I might soar to the mesosphere, untethered, or get sucked into a jetliner and crash

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corpse @consume.red · 11h

an octopus is a kind of bird

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orcus @goblin.news · 10h

a cuttlefish is also a type of bird

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orcus @goblin.news · 11h

if you haven’t you could try taking the gloves off 😊

orcus @goblin.news · 11h

I got a guy who’ll do raccoon hands for cheap… install/repair/enhace. I gotta lotta guys in my business

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orcus @goblin.news · 12h

we’re all trapped in cyberspace

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orcus @goblin.news · 13h

BUY PAPER BOOKS WITH PAPER MONEY (PAPER4PAPER)

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orcus @goblin.news · 13h

completely bomber orthographic representation too

orcus @goblin.news · 16h

Orcus discount premium rhinoplasty popup coming soon to a closed Claire’s near you!!! Sound off if you want me to nose around YOUR city!!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

there’s a shitload of different phone apps for riding the elephant and some suck and some suck less?

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

standard line amongst ducks smdh

orcus @goblin.news · 16h

One thing they told me that’s true is the “ice cubes” is pretty good

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

I am gathering power objects to build a Spire of Power!!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

you found me!!! I don’t really get how it works so 🤷

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orcus @goblin.news · 19h

May you be graced by the finest of fortunes!!!

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

oh careful that’s my rattlesnakehand and it’s getting a little defensive

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

I don’t think that’s fair to the diaspora, many just left hell

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

that’s really good truth management!

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

but what will you do without tendentious half truths???

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 1d

Gas this 👇

nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 7d

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

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