orcus
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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Pinned
orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
watch carefully the predawn hours: shadow-cloaked stagehands move in silence to set the scene of the coming day
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
watch carefully the predawn hours: shadow-cloaked stagehands move in silence to set the scene of the coming day
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shrimp powered by
pure peanut butter
pure peanut butter
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
shrimp powered by
pure peanut butter
pure peanut butter
yo you wanna get stoned and make out on top of the ferrets wheel
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
yo you wanna get stoned and make out on top of the ferrets wheel
I’m sayin’ even in an accursed and forsaken land the contribution of your presence is like that of a towering apparition in the form of the bloated and scavenger torn corpse of a hung thief in that I don’t much care to see you hanging around man
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’m sayin’ even in an accursed and forsaken land the contribution of your presence is like that of a towering apparition in the form of the bloated and scavenger torn corpse of a hung thief in that I don’t much care to see you hanging around man
bro your maleficent presence is a dark cloud hanging over the hillside on which you dwell, your very existence a stain on the landscape dawg
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
bro your maleficent presence is a dark cloud hanging over the hillside on which you dwell, your very existence a stain on the landscape dawg
the slender gentleman has recommended consumption of two delicious strawberry shortcake tablets per day
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the slender gentleman has recommended consumption of two delicious strawberry shortcake tablets per day
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they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
do you think those bugs like fucking or are they just trying to make some kind of point
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
do you think those bugs like fucking or are they just trying to make some kind of point
small books can get lost behind big mundanities
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
small books can get lost behind big mundanities
maybe if you ask nice he’ll show you
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
maybe if you ask nice he’ll show you
still learning to use this body so need to do lots of experiments, very complicated apparatus
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
still learning to use this body so need to do lots of experiments, very complicated apparatus
wow I’ll never be happy unless I can work my way up the disgusting drain
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
wow I’ll never be happy unless I can work my way up the disgusting drain
you ever get into a more extensive list of negative confessions? Pretty great sometimes to loudly proclaim “I have not snatched away the bread of the child” sometimes imo
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you ever get into a more extensive list of negative confessions? Pretty great sometimes to loudly proclaim “I have not snatched away the bread of the child” sometimes imo
then there wouldn’t be an excuse anymore
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
then there wouldn’t be an excuse anymore
my cast iron feet are rusting
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
my cast iron feet are rusting
ahh fascinating, thank you, a rare terroir 🥂
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
ahh fascinating, thank you, a rare terroir 🥂
sustenance, ornamentation ☺️
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
sustenance, ornamentation ☺️
aww shit I just left there
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
aww shit I just left there
not having thought beads in-hand when entering the chamber of the mind fucklers? amateurish
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
not having thought beads in-hand when entering the chamber of the mind fucklers? amateurish