orcus
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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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maybe if you ask nice he’ll show you
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
maybe if you ask nice he’ll show you
wow I’ll never be happy unless I can work my way up the disgusting drain
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
wow I’ll never be happy unless I can work my way up the disgusting drain
you ever get into a more extensive list of negative confessions? Pretty great sometimes to loudly proclaim “I have not snatched away the bread of the child” sometimes imo
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you ever get into a more extensive list of negative confessions? Pretty great sometimes to loudly proclaim “I have not snatched away the bread of the child” sometimes imo
then there wouldn’t be an excuse anymore
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
then there wouldn’t be an excuse anymore
ahh fascinating, thank you, a rare terroir 🥂
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
ahh fascinating, thank you, a rare terroir 🥂
sustenance, ornamentation ☺️
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
sustenance, ornamentation ☺️
aww shit I just left there
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
aww shit I just left there
ahh interesting thanks I’ll keep my eye out there’s none in this dungeon so far
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
ahh interesting thanks I’ll keep my eye out there’s none in this dungeon so far
ahh yes do you have some available or know who I might ask? it’s rather urgent
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
ahh yes do you have some available or know who I might ask? it’s rather urgent