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orcus

@goblin.news

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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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orcus @goblin.news · Dec 8

Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse

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orcus @goblin.news · 8h

your Friends will arrive in thirteen minutes

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orcus @goblin.news · 8h

His name is Arnold and he sits on a stepladder

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

you have been granted (3) Secret Friends

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

do you want Secret Friends?

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

Woa

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

are they tormenting you??

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orcus @goblin.news · 11h

Scream at new thing?

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orcus @goblin.news · 11h

🤗 🫂 🤙

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orcus @goblin.news · 12h

a competitive candidate for this position takes a month or more of unpaid leave each year to follow Slipknot

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

I don’t believe robots exist, that’s just fantasy shit

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orcus @goblin.news · 16h

Started reading a LARB review of Shadowbahn but stopped since it sounded so awesome I didn’t want to know more so I went and bought a copy. I hear Rubicon Beach is a serious banger too but there was only a crazy expensive copy, whether it’s Shadow Ticket or Shadowbahn up next is up to USPS

orcus @goblin.news · 17h

I haven’t tried him yet but sounds fun

orcus @goblin.news · 18h

lurking in the shadows, crawling out of grates, farting up waiting rooms, and tampering with various crap usually

orcus @goblin.news · 18h

$50 is too much for a paperback edition of Rubicon Beach!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 18h

when I’m ready, maybe

orcus @goblin.news · 18h

these feet turn GHOULS into SOIL!!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 18h

🤢 Y U C K 🤮

orcus @goblin.news · 18h

I will not stand idly by while disgusting GHOULS are trying to slime me OR ANYONE ELSE

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orcus @goblin.news · 19h

Big corn, Lemon, and Potato Bung 😋

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orcus @goblin.news · 23h

in ten seconds I’m gonna hand you an envelope filled with TetraFin Plus and trust you know what to do with it as soon as I’m out of here

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

you ever feel like you’re being thwarted by a malign star??

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

got too much you want some

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

so I need to get him propecia

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

cure for bite of hairless dog

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

takin my brain out at the laundromat — yeah know it’s uncouth to just sit there brainless and maybe it’s kinda gross, but I only got the one pair of lobes though — I’ll sit on a towel

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