John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
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John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
· Nov 11
New pinned tweet!
Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
The Professor, our foster dog, has moved on to his forever home where he is now called Beans, though the new owner promised to preserve his academic credentials.
They wanted a dog to sleep with their 4yo to encourage her to stay in her bed. Beans accepted the assignment.
They wanted a dog to sleep with their 4yo to encourage her to stay in her bed. Beans accepted the assignment.
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The Professor, our foster dog, has moved on to his forever home where he is now called Beans, though the new owner promised to preserve his academic credentials.
They wanted a dog to sleep with their 4yo to encourage her to stay in her bed. Beans accepted the assignment.
They wanted a dog to sleep with their 4yo to encourage her to stay in her bed. Beans accepted the assignment.
Thanks! Can’t, really.
Stay safe!
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Thanks! Can’t, really.
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I watched a young man get snatched by ICE outside yoga this morning. I filmed the whole thing.
His name is Lucio Fabian Navos Nietos.
I know this because they just left his passport and all other identification in his car. And left his car.
They don't care who he is. They will deport him anyway.
His name is Lucio Fabian Navos Nietos.
I know this because they just left his passport and all other identification in his car. And left his car.
They don't care who he is. They will deport him anyway.
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I watched a young man get snatched by ICE outside yoga this morning. I filmed the whole thing.
His name is Lucio Fabian Navos Nietos.
I know this because they just left his passport and all other identification in his car. And left his car.
They don't care who he is. They will deport him anyway.
His name is Lucio Fabian Navos Nietos.
I know this because they just left his passport and all other identification in his car. And left his car.
They don't care who he is. They will deport him anyway.
Thank you. No one is safe.
Hope everyone is safe!
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Thank you. No one is safe.
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I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
This post blew up.
I’ve actively avoided a lot of politics adjacent topics here. It’s not my lane and there’s lots of traffic there already.
But I think everything has become politics, not in the polling and election sense but in the “neighbors being shot and abducted” sense.
I’ve actively avoided a lot of politics adjacent topics here. It’s not my lane and there’s lots of traffic there already.
But I think everything has become politics, not in the polling and election sense but in the “neighbors being shot and abducted” sense.
I live in Minnesota.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This post blew up.
I’ve actively avoided a lot of politics adjacent topics here. It’s not my lane and there’s lots of traffic there already.
But I think everything has become politics, not in the polling and election sense but in the “neighbors being shot and abducted” sense.
I’ve actively avoided a lot of politics adjacent topics here. It’s not my lane and there’s lots of traffic there already.
But I think everything has become politics, not in the polling and election sense but in the “neighbors being shot and abducted” sense.
My work has led me to meet and sometimes befriend musicians whose work I loved long before we met.
It’s great!
And I tell them about one album of theirs I especially love and it’s often one they do NOT like. Sometimes it’s a face and a topic change, sometimes they just flat tell me.
Art, right?
It’s great!
And I tell them about one album of theirs I especially love and it’s often one they do NOT like. Sometimes it’s a face and a topic change, sometimes they just flat tell me.
Art, right?
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My work has led me to meet and sometimes befriend musicians whose work I loved long before we met.
It’s great!
And I tell them about one album of theirs I especially love and it’s often one they do NOT like. Sometimes it’s a face and a topic change, sometimes they just flat tell me.
Art, right?
It’s great!
And I tell them about one album of theirs I especially love and it’s often one they do NOT like. Sometimes it’s a face and a topic change, sometimes they just flat tell me.
Art, right?
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I want to tell you about what's happening here in Minnesota.
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I want to tell you about what's happening here in Minnesota.
When you think about it, isn't being a nerd actually the coolest thing to be? And when you think about it more, the answer is no. Of course not.
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
When you think about it, isn't being a nerd actually the coolest thing to be? And when you think about it more, the answer is no. Of course not.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself
I am large
I contain mullet dudes
Very well then I contradict myself
I am large
I contain mullet dudes
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself
I am large
I contain mullet dudes
Very well then I contradict myself
I am large
I contain mullet dudes
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The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM
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The Naked Gun. Just an 85-minute joke gauntlet that you could watch four times in a row and laugh exactly as hard each time. Every actor is simultaneously straight as an arrow and the funniest you've ever seen them.
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Naked Gun. Just an 85-minute joke gauntlet that you could watch four times in a row and laugh exactly as hard each time. Every actor is simultaneously straight as an arrow and the funniest you've ever seen them.
I don't think Weapons will be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar but I feel like there should be a category of Best Movie (you know what I mean) and it should be nominated there along with that that 17-hour long Mission: Impossible that came out last year.
What would you nominate for Best Movie?
What would you nominate for Best Movie?
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I don't think Weapons will be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar but I feel like there should be a category of Best Movie (you know what I mean) and it should be nominated there along with that that 17-hour long Mission: Impossible that came out last year.
What would you nominate for Best Movie?
What would you nominate for Best Movie?
A yelling of "HA!" that stretches across the universe.
Ten years after his death, is David Bowie’s musical legacy at risk of fading from view?
Ten years after his death, is David Bowie’s musical legacy at risk of fading from view?
From the V&A to the Stranger Things finale, the pop icon still looms large – but with lower streaming figures than his peers, how many new listeners are discovering his music?
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
A yelling of "HA!" that stretches across the universe.
I live in Minnesota.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I live in Minnesota.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
I’m going to my kid’s school when it lets out today. Parents are making sure kids get safely to buses and cars so they get home.
We’ll be filming.
We’ll be there to protect our children from our government. It’s come to that.
I expect it will be a huge crowd.
I’m amazed James Frey got elected mayor of Minneapolis after it was revealed he had fabricated his 2002 memoir I Got Sprinkles All Over My Fingers.
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I’m amazed James Frey got elected mayor of Minneapolis after it was revealed he had fabricated his 2002 memoir I Got Sprinkles All Over My Fingers.
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Nick Saban: "There's one thing that they learned from me: It's how to get your ass chewed out."
January 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Content warning here: that actress is playing a chicken. Gets graphic.
Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Content warning here: that actress is playing a chicken. Gets graphic.
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So you’re not mad and that’s why you just sent four messages to a stranger. Got it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
So you’re not mad and that’s why you just sent four messages to a stranger. Got it.
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Why did you flip over your Nebraska sandwich?
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Why did you flip over your Nebraska sandwich?
I don’t live in the great state of Washington anymore but I can visit any time I wish by simply taking a bite out of the corner of half a sandwich.
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I don’t live in the great state of Washington anymore but I can visit any time I wish by simply taking a bite out of the corner of half a sandwich.
I've never followed figure skating closely and know basically nothing about it but goddamn this is wonderful to watch.
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I've never followed figure skating closely and know basically nothing about it but goddamn this is wonderful to watch.
So here’s some good news. The Professor is being adopted, tenure position with a loving family. The wife actually works in the dog food industry, has loads of foods and treats from work. Those are his favorite foods!
Huge fenced yard, an easygoing resident dog, and young kids.
Huge fenced yard, an easygoing resident dog, and young kids.
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
So here’s some good news. The Professor is being adopted, tenure position with a loving family. The wife actually works in the dog food industry, has loads of foods and treats from work. Those are his favorite foods!
Huge fenced yard, an easygoing resident dog, and young kids.
Huge fenced yard, an easygoing resident dog, and young kids.
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not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
You’re not going to believe this but in a Shyamalan-esque twist the bag was full of drugs.
Headline: Prior Lake woman arrested with bag of drugs labeled ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
You’re not going to believe this but in a Shyamalan-esque twist the bag was full of drugs.