John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
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John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
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Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
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The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
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I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
Among the most astonishing events of my life is admiring the MST3K folks like everyone else did, then moving to Minnesota, then somehow becoming friends with some of those guys, and working with them. It’s like moving to Milwaukee and becoming friends with Fonzie.
Have never been to Minnesota in my life but I grew up with MST3K playing on a loop on my computer and that does a weird thing to your brain where you’re like “why do I know what Menards is?”
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Among the most astonishing events of my life is admiring the MST3K folks like everyone else did, then moving to Minnesota, then somehow becoming friends with some of those guys, and working with them. It’s like moving to Milwaukee and becoming friends with Fonzie.
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Proud of my kid, even if downplaying it for her mom.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Proud of my kid, even if downplaying it for her mom.
Pausing my shrieking horror today to say that I really wish my name was Velus Jones Jr.
Okay back to the shrieking.
Okay back to the shrieking.
Cam Akers, Velus Jones Jr. elevated from practice squad.
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Pausing my shrieking horror today to say that I really wish my name was Velus Jones Jr.
Okay back to the shrieking.
Okay back to the shrieking.
I’m very proud of the citizens of Minnesota who are doing what they can to help.
I’m proud of the guy who showed up for a vigil only to find tear gas everywhere. Proud that he stayed to help people who had fallen down even though he caught some tear gas himself.
Very proud that that’s my son.
I’m proud of the guy who showed up for a vigil only to find tear gas everywhere. Proud that he stayed to help people who had fallen down even though he caught some tear gas himself.
Very proud that that’s my son.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’m very proud of the citizens of Minnesota who are doing what they can to help.
I’m proud of the guy who showed up for a vigil only to find tear gas everywhere. Proud that he stayed to help people who had fallen down even though he caught some tear gas himself.
Very proud that that’s my son.
I’m proud of the guy who showed up for a vigil only to find tear gas everywhere. Proud that he stayed to help people who had fallen down even though he caught some tear gas himself.
Very proud that that’s my son.
I’m in San Francisco today but I left my heart in Minnesota.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I’m in San Francisco today but I left my heart in Minnesota.
People from out of state telling me what protesting Minnesotans OUGHT to do? That’s a block.
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
People from out of state telling me what protesting Minnesotans OUGHT to do? That’s a block.
They’ll leave. We’ll stay. We live in Minnesota. The only variables are how many of they kill first and if anyone with authority will try to stop them.
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
They’ll leave. We’ll stay. We live in Minnesota. The only variables are how many of they kill first and if anyone with authority will try to stop them.
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Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
I’m sorry I just don’t think Tami Taylor was qualified to be Dean of Admissions at Braemore.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’m sorry I just don’t think Tami Taylor was qualified to be Dean of Admissions at Braemore.
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I never underestimate a people who invented putting cheese INSIDE the burger
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I never underestimate a people who invented putting cheese INSIDE the burger
Remember back in 2026 when they way the fuck underestimated Minnesotans?
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Remember back in 2026 when they way the fuck underestimated Minnesotans?
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“Oh, it was cold, but still, it wasn't cold enough to freeze the blood beneath my spine”
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Oh, it was cold, but still, it wasn't cold enough to freeze the blood beneath my spine”
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Liam Ramos on many people’s minds.
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Liam Ramos on many people’s minds.
That hat will be known to history.
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
That hat will be known to history.
Well that moved fast.
I finished this piece as I was boarding a flight and it went up while I was in the air.
You can read the negotiation below.
bsky.app/profile/crmo...
I finished this piece as I was boarding a flight and it went up while I was in the air.
You can read the negotiation below.
bsky.app/profile/crmo...
"To clear up any confusion: YES, I’m real, YES, you’re getting paid, NO, this isn’t a hastily written humor bit. The president confirmed it, and there is no greater source of truth and reason than him."
I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped
“House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, R-Minn., slammed Minnesota state leaders after anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agitators disrupted a...
buff.ly
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Well that moved fast.
I finished this piece as I was boarding a flight and it went up while I was in the air.
You can read the negotiation below.
bsky.app/profile/crmo...
I finished this piece as I was boarding a flight and it went up while I was in the air.
You can read the negotiation below.
bsky.app/profile/crmo...
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🚨✈️ MN clergy minutes before being arrested at MSP Airport, as they prayerfully demanded airline companies like Delta stand with Minnesotans and say #ICEOutOfMN.
❄️🔥 In -20° weather, across every background and every corner of our state, Minnesotans will always show up to protect our people.
❄️🔥 In -20° weather, across every background and every corner of our state, Minnesotans will always show up to protect our people.
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
🚨✈️ MN clergy minutes before being arrested at MSP Airport, as they prayerfully demanded airline companies like Delta stand with Minnesotans and say #ICEOutOfMN.
❄️🔥 In -20° weather, across every background and every corner of our state, Minnesotans will always show up to protect our people.
❄️🔥 In -20° weather, across every background and every corner of our state, Minnesotans will always show up to protect our people.
28 Years Later: Bone Temple Pilots
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
28 Years Later: Bone Temple Pilots
Schools in Saint Paul were closed Tuesday and Wednesday as teachers prepared to do online and in-person teaching simultaneously due to safety concerns about ICE.
Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break.
As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”
Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break.
As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”
January 23, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Schools in Saint Paul were closed Tuesday and Wednesday as teachers prepared to do online and in-person teaching simultaneously due to safety concerns about ICE.
Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break.
As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”
Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break.
As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”
“And my Canadian girlfriend who is too busy with her modeling career to ever visit agrees thinks I’m doing great. As does my uncle who works at Nintendo and gives me all the games for free.”
BOVINO: With those inner city residents, what we're seeing is fantastic public support. Here in Minneapolis a lot of thumbs up and a lot of 'good jobs.' Now, a lot of it is under their breath because they are afraid of that 5 or 10% of agitators are rioters
VITTERT: Come on, commander
VITTERT: Come on, commander
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“And my Canadian girlfriend who is too busy with her modeling career to ever visit agrees thinks I’m doing great. As does my uncle who works at Nintendo and gives me all the games for free.”
Why yes I would like to go to California today and perform a comedy show tomorrow thank you so very much.
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Why yes I would like to go to California today and perform a comedy show tomorrow thank you so very much.
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Today’s Minnesota Star Tribune front page will be hung in museums in future.
Every headline, every inch of it documenting a failed state; a descent into authoritarianism.
Every headline, every inch of it documenting a failed state; a descent into authoritarianism.
January 23, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Today’s Minnesota Star Tribune front page will be hung in museums in future.
Every headline, every inch of it documenting a failed state; a descent into authoritarianism.
Every headline, every inch of it documenting a failed state; a descent into authoritarianism.
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Too late, John — you done fucked up! Marilu Henner won’t forget this…
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Too late, John — you done fucked up! Marilu Henner won’t forget this…
Ever since this stuff started in MN, I’ve had vivid dreams. Not anxious scary ones, ones where celebrities are really nice.
Billy Martin, great guy.
Jesse Plemons and Kirsten Dunst? Shy but sweet. Big readers. We’re on a ferry, they’re my friends.
Sean Penn and Marilou Henner: nicest couple around!
Billy Martin, great guy.
Jesse Plemons and Kirsten Dunst? Shy but sweet. Big readers. We’re on a ferry, they’re my friends.
Sean Penn and Marilou Henner: nicest couple around!
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Ever since this stuff started in MN, I’ve had vivid dreams. Not anxious scary ones, ones where celebrities are really nice.
Billy Martin, great guy.
Jesse Plemons and Kirsten Dunst? Shy but sweet. Big readers. We’re on a ferry, they’re my friends.
Sean Penn and Marilou Henner: nicest couple around!
Billy Martin, great guy.
Jesse Plemons and Kirsten Dunst? Shy but sweet. Big readers. We’re on a ferry, they’re my friends.
Sean Penn and Marilou Henner: nicest couple around!
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Flying to San Francisco and checked the weather and died a little.
Turns out there’s a San Francisco, Minnesota too.
Turns out there’s a San Francisco, Minnesota too.
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Flying to San Francisco and checked the weather and died a little.
Turns out there’s a San Francisco, Minnesota too.
Turns out there’s a San Francisco, Minnesota too.