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Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
kinda stoked about the nobel prize nomination just in terms of being insufferable about it like packers fans who own their team
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
kinda stoked about the nobel prize nomination just in terms of being insufferable about it like packers fans who own their team
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Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning.
It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.
Minneapolis, February 2026
It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.
Minneapolis, February 2026
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning.
It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.
Minneapolis, February 2026
It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.
Minneapolis, February 2026
I mean like, maybe a 15min YouTube doc, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. just sayin, kinda fascinating
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I mean like, maybe a 15min YouTube doc, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. just sayin, kinda fascinating
man watching the hardcore libertarians choose sides in this is something I’d watch a doc about years down the line
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
man watching the hardcore libertarians choose sides in this is something I’d watch a doc about years down the line
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Liam Ramos’ classmates miss him, so they decided to write letters to the ICE agents who took him. “Dear ICE,” one student wrote, “You are scaring schools, people and the world.”
Opinion | ICE Took Their Classmate. They Started Writing Letters.
Letters from students living in fear.
nyti.ms
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Liam Ramos’ classmates miss him, so they decided to write letters to the ICE agents who took him. “Dear ICE,” one student wrote, “You are scaring schools, people and the world.”
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
we used to rank the Indian food restaurants
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
we used to rank the Indian food restaurants
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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🚨"They're stealing the car!"
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🚨"They're stealing the car!"
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
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Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history.
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
ICE agents shatter window, leave 1-month-old baby, mother in car after Portland arrest
Video shows federal immigration agents leaving behind an infant and broken glass after detaining a Guinean immigrant with no known criminal history.
www.pressherald.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history.
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
the only companies to buy ad space on their sites are individuals drop-shipping Lets Go Brandon shirts. their ad revenue January-to-date is 30 trillion dollars
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
the only companies to buy ad space on their sites are individuals drop-shipping Lets Go Brandon shirts. their ad revenue January-to-date is 30 trillion dollars
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This morning, Tom Homan said that operations will be more targeted, but that’s not what we are seeing. If you are vulnerable to deportation, I want you to know that you still have to be careful. 1/
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This morning, Tom Homan said that operations will be more targeted, but that’s not what we are seeing. If you are vulnerable to deportation, I want you to know that you still have to be careful. 1/
they found neighborhood group chats full of “hey the teachers and students at ____ school would like some help with pickup and dropoff so nobody gets kidnapped by armed goons” and they called which side the shadow network?
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
they found neighborhood group chats full of “hey the teachers and students at ____ school would like some help with pickup and dropoff so nobody gets kidnapped by armed goons” and they called which side the shadow network?
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
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Oops, already announced:
The new organization is called the Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach. "Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
The new organization is called the Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach. "Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
Local Prosecutors Join Forces to Bring Charges Against Federal Agents
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Oops, already announced:
The new organization is called the Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach. "Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
The new organization is called the Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach. "Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
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Honestly the longer ICE stays here the more advantage we gain. They have to be gone by spring. If the bike whackos get a shot at patrol it’s OVER.
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Honestly the longer ICE stays here the more advantage we gain. They have to be gone by spring. If the bike whackos get a shot at patrol it’s OVER.
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REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
“I’ve never experienced, I guess I’ll call it communism before” should be a shirt
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“I’ve never experienced, I guess I’ll call it communism before” should be a shirt
agent: I found you a role in a Bond film, but you may have to show your *****
actress: wow, huge opportunity but I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that
…
actress: ok ok I think I can do it. one time, what’s wrong with once, book it. by the way what’s the name of the film
agent:
actress: wow, huge opportunity but I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that
…
actress: ok ok I think I can do it. one time, what’s wrong with once, book it. by the way what’s the name of the film
agent:
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
agent: I found you a role in a Bond film, but you may have to show your *****
actress: wow, huge opportunity but I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that
…
actress: ok ok I think I can do it. one time, what’s wrong with once, book it. by the way what’s the name of the film
agent:
actress: wow, huge opportunity but I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that
…
actress: ok ok I think I can do it. one time, what’s wrong with once, book it. by the way what’s the name of the film
agent:
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ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Five-year-old deported to Honduras despite being US citizen is latest child victim of Trump crackdown
Mother whose visa application was pending says she will send girl back to US soon accompanied by another relative
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
wild that this is genuinely a more direct threat than anything the ice agents have faced and her reaction was “I guess I’ll fight him” instead of anyone immediately reaching for a weapon
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
wild that this is genuinely a more direct threat than anything the ice agents have faced and her reaction was “I guess I’ll fight him” instead of anyone immediately reaching for a weapon
our 4yo calls the last train car the “caboost” and calls Fritos “freedoms” and if anyone else ever tries to correct him I’ll fistfight them
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
our 4yo calls the last train car the “caboost” and calls Fritos “freedoms” and if anyone else ever tries to correct him I’ll fistfight them
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/