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Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once
mr. president sir you are the best president sir you’re making us so great sir you are epitome of American strength sir now how’s about an executive order demanding The Nice Guys 2
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
mr. president sir you are the best president sir you’re making us so great sir you are epitome of American strength sir now how’s about an executive order demanding The Nice Guys 2
we’ve officially entered Corporate Wrapup season- starting the Monday of Thanksgiving week it’s illegal to ask your corporate coworkers for any new work until January
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
we’ve officially entered Corporate Wrapup season- starting the Monday of Thanksgiving week it’s illegal to ask your corporate coworkers for any new work until January
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
happy NYT Puzzlemania day to those who celebrate
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
happy NYT Puzzlemania day to those who celebrate
just felt a jolt of pure bliss at the idea that mgmt might do a 20th anniversary nostalgia tour for oracular spectacular in 2027
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
just felt a jolt of pure bliss at the idea that mgmt might do a 20th anniversary nostalgia tour for oracular spectacular in 2027
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
‘no ICE’ themed NYT crossword in yesterday’s Strib 👏
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
‘no ICE’ themed NYT crossword in yesterday’s Strib 👏
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
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folks, Kirill Kaprizov
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
folks, Kirill Kaprizov
let’s just take the Internet off our phones. make websites only reachable by desktop. if you wanna scroll facebook you gotta go to a whole ass room and sit down at the desk and lock in
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
let’s just take the Internet off our phones. make websites only reachable by desktop. if you wanna scroll facebook you gotta go to a whole ass room and sit down at the desk and lock in
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
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the shutdown has affected the national Do Not Call registry 😭
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the shutdown has affected the national Do Not Call registry 😭
oh sorry I didn’t know the table I connected to changed its name to q2_targets_final_v2__not_this_one I guess that’s on me
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh sorry I didn’t know the table I connected to changed its name to q2_targets_final_v2__not_this_one I guess that’s on me
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Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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The beaver moon rises over Minneapolis as seen from Bde Maka Ska on Wednesday. November's supermoon is the closest moon to Earth since 2019. 📸 Kerem Yücel | MPR News.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The beaver moon rises over Minneapolis as seen from Bde Maka Ska on Wednesday. November's supermoon is the closest moon to Earth since 2019. 📸 Kerem Yücel | MPR News.
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Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
not the most pressing issue rn among all these larger existential issues we’re dealing with, but I do continue to get dozens of spam calls/texts/emails every day and it’s making me feel absolutely crazy
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
not the most pressing issue rn among all these larger existential issues we’re dealing with, but I do continue to get dozens of spam calls/texts/emails every day and it’s making me feel absolutely crazy
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Cheryl Hines should have taken her husband's name and become Cheryl Hines Junior
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cheryl Hines should have taken her husband's name and become Cheryl Hines Junior
we have a Smart Oven that we could choose to control via an app on our phones but we still have to manually adjust the clock 🤔🤔
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
we have a Smart Oven that we could choose to control via an app on our phones but we still have to manually adjust the clock 🤔🤔