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grindcore has roots in hxc punk & metal, lyrically addressing politics & society. screamo is a subgenre of emo, which also has roots in hardcore punk but is more melodic with some clean vocals & lyrics dealing with depression, romance, and death.

guy at the grocery store: get the fuck away from me
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paleontologists hate that i can hear the fossils singing and they can’t
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
human beings should combine our height to become really really tall
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Guy who brings their own Arrow Video releases into the Criterion Closet to talk about those instead
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
almost depressed enough to be hot on the internet sorry/yw in advance
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I want to buy her flowers 💐
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Is every song depressing or is it a me issue?
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Who want be friend
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Passages: Artists in Solidarity with Immigrants, Refugees, and Asylum Seekers

A compilation by Western Vinyl, the artists wrote and recorded these songs in gratitude for and protection of that same place. Home, as we know it, is at risk.
Passages: Artists in Solidarity with Immigrants, Refugees, and Asylum Seekers, by Western Vinyl
17 track album
westernvinyl.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Jackalope
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Hey if you find that you’ve been unfriended it’s because you’re following this guy
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every public place on earth playing music 24/7 is actually driving me completely insane
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[a journalist posting “SCOOP” and it’s just a picture of me picking up the poop my dog just did in the backyard]
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Navi saying “hey, listen” but it’s in your replies trying to explain why your joke is wrong or bad
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
you missed 17 therapy appointments this year
They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m glad all of my dead friends never had to see my posts on bluesky may they rest in peace
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
SOUNDCOULD WRAPPED
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just remembered a dream from last night:

A large account I follow who I have never interacted with was talking to me in person in a bar and he said “I am not going to follow you back because you post cringe” and I said “yeah lol it’s pretty bad huh” and he was all “you have no idea how bad it is”
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
burritos wrapped: you ate 390 burritos this year
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I just want to be a silly lil guy but I have a bunch of “sad”
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I would like for everybody who sees this to have an amazing life full of joy. I hope this isn’t incredibly controversial.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Palantir CEO Alex Karp laughs about profiting from killing Palestinians using AI.

He calls them 'Hamas' 'useful idiots' and 'mostly terrorists'.

But there is only one terrorist here, Palantir are war criminals.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"can they hang" the greatest question of our moment
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM