Thicc Stauskas
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
Thicc Stauskas
@thiccstauskas.bsky.social
No god between the hashes brother
If Michigan is shooting and not turning it over they’re a final four team
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
As much as I desperately wanna believe I think the idea of any cryptid megafauna existing in this day and age is pretty far fetched
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Week 14:

1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. BYU
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Ole Miss
8. Texas Tech
9. Notre Dame
10. Oklahoma
11. Alabama
12. Michigan
13. Utah
14. Miami
15. Vandy
16. Tulane
17. USC
18. Texas
19. JMU
20. North Texas
21. Navy
22. Virginia
23. Tennessee
24. ASU
25. Georgia Tech
Week 13

1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Georgia
5. Oregon
6. Bama
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. Oklahoma
12. USC
13. Utah
14. Michigan
15. Miami
16. Vandy
17. Georgia Tech
18. Tulane
19. Texas
20. JMU
21. North Texas
22. Illinois
23. Tennessee
24. Washington
25. Mizzou
Week 12

1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Alabama
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. USC
12. Michigan
13. Texas
14. Oklahoma
15. Utah
16. Miami
17. Georgia Tech
18. Vandy
19. Tulane
20. North Texas
21. JMU
22. Illinois
23. USF
24. Cincinnati
25. Louisville
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yeah man I’m simply gonna replace entertaining young people with boring adult perverts and everyone’s gonna love Israel again and stop asking for anything to get better
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The best part of being an insufferable online leftist is you can argue with everyone on thanksgiving. Uncle Rob loves Trump? Fascist pig. Aunt Marie wants Obama back? Liberal coward. I’m just creating problems for the love of the game
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wish liberals could just say no to regime change wars on principle. We actually don’t have a right to change another country’s regime
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:

-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The kid playing for Penn state rn is better than Allar
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
With two minutes left Michigan has time for 2 or 3 Jadyn Davis pass attempts here
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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AWW SHIT. BRANDYN HILLMAN. ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFETIES IN THE LEAGUE
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Cam Brandt we’re sending you to the same gulag they’ve got Semaj in
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@colintj.bsky.social can u explain to me why anyone runs GT counter
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JB Brown recovering that onside kick did not make me forget you’re in the Epstein files
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s crazy that I was going to start the “Andrew is the best WR named marsh in Michigan” agenda disingenuously but he totally is
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Announcers: Wink doesn’t care who is on the field (somehow not derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Its so sick just never being ready for any game
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Testing” my marriage by constantly fucking my secretary
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m not saying a revolution is coming or anything but now more than ever it really feels like the center cannot hold
I can’t quite put it into words, but Trump praising Mamdani on the same day that MTG resigns in opposition to “big Tech, big Pharma, the war complex and big donors” feels like a harbinger of realignment.

There is a political earthquake trembling beneath the surface waiting to break through.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We have to get Trump in a room with Hassan Piker. If we can just set him up on dates with hotter and hotter leftists we can have him reading Das Kapital by June
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Basically the best possibility is he doesn't personally direct the DOJ to harass Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hey just to be clear if u think Trump bring nice to Mamdani and liking him personally means he’s gonna do anything good you’re a very silly person. It’s funny that he is in love with Zohran but he’s still beholden to the interests of capital. He’s just too dumb to realize it
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The reason that our government keeps having to denounce the “horrors of socialism” is every time a candidate runs on any socialist idea people like it and that’s not allowed
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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He always describes groceries as an old-fashioned word, literally every time it comes up. It's bizarre. No one knows what modern word he thinks should take its place.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM