Thicc Stauskas
@thiccstauskas.bsky.social
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No god between the hashes brother
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I wouldn’t like eating dried kibble or sleeping in a crate either honestly and you can quote me on that!
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
I don’t use one personally but used appropriately shock collars are fine. It’s a very light buzz
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
This is a good point about Italian American icon James Franklin
baney84.bsky.social
Do you ever think, "hey, maybe James Franklin's race and the weight of being a Biracial Black Man in an extremely white and racist area is playing a factor in the stress that's in his face?" Do you ever think "I wonder if the criticism is real or cherry picked to get him out"?
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
People are just professionally stupid. Even if u hate hasan he so clearly loves that dog
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
The funny thing is shock collars aren’t even abusive. Plenty of owners use them and as long as they’re set at an appropriate level it barely feels like anything
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Everyone talking about Hasan’s dog yelping or him getting snippy with her being evidence of abuse has so clearly never owned a dog lmao
"oh this is fake", are you sure about that?
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
I’m throwing sandwiches and they’re opening their mouths like seals at the zoo
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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edsbs.bsky.social
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
Yo wait Bari Weiss is gay?
oliviamesser.bsky.social
I kind of can’t believe this Bari Weiss quote is even real, and yet www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
“I know that there are some people in this room who don’t believe that my marriage should have been legal … and that’s ok. Because we’re all Americans who want lower taxes.”
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
No it’s totally different
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
Larry Ellison is attempting to dominate the national media landscape with his obscene wealth to push pro Israel and pro Trump propaganda but on the other hand Bryce underwood is very good at football so you have to approach this situation with some nuance
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rincewind.run
the story of 2024-2025 in a nutshell:

"shit sucks, let's give this trump guy another chance"

"wait a minute, we hate donald trump!"
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
I lived in Portland in the summer of 2018 when there were proof boys vs antifa street clashes and I gotta say the idea that antifa is in any way organized or a threat to any type of law and order is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
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helldude.bsky.social
it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
And I don’t mean that to shit on Kirk even. It’s just the half life of anything nowadays is like two seconds. We are a goldfish nation
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
It’s kinda funny after all the talk about Kirk’s assassination being this watershed moment it turns out it’s just like everything else in American discourse nowadays. Completely forgotten in two weeks
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
The way they’re pretending that American cities are war zones really is some 1984 shit. It’s just not true. There’s only “unrest” is centered around ice and even that is just people yelling at them. Chicago and Portland are nice places to live. It’s so fucking crazy
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helldude.bsky.social
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
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Yeah someone’s gotta be ranked
thiccstauskas.bsky.social
Playoff if the season ended today:

1. Texas A&M
2. Miami
3. Ole Miss
4. Ohio State
5. Indiana
6. Illinois
7. Alabama
8. Memphis
9. BYU
10. Oklahoma
11. Oregon
12. Texas Tech