Pete Mortensen
@morepete.xyz
Pete. But more. Co-Creator of the DETMER QB Metric. https://sickoscommittee.substack.com/p/the-sickos-committee-presents-detmer
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Did Cereal...for men! hit your radars yet bsky.app/profile/pgou...
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Did Cereal...for men! hit your radars yet bsky.app/profile/pgou...
Chris Fowler, regarding Pete Golding, just said "Remember Steve Fisher and the Fab Five?" Fisher did coach the Fab Five, but the team he went on an NCAA Tournament run won their title in 1989, and the Fab Five were freshmen in 1991.
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Chris Fowler, regarding Pete Golding, just said "Remember Steve Fisher and the Fab Five?" Fisher did coach the Fab Five, but the team he went on an NCAA Tournament run won their title in 1989, and the Fab Five were freshmen in 1991.
@cjzero.bsky.social Did you get Doc doing his acting out of the fouling he claimed was happening to Turner?
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social Did you get Doc doing his acting out of the fouling he claimed was happening to Turner?
I really need you all to know that Curt Cignetti does radio ads for “Trueblood Real Estate”. www.instagram.com/reel/DSBH8Q-... @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Sookie is the best agent.
Trueblood Real Estate on Instagram: "The team at Trueblood Real Estate extends a huge congrats to @IndianaFootball, Big Ten Champions! 🏆 Trueblood is a proud partner of IU Athletics, fueled by our sha...
As the official partner of IU Athletics, Trueblood Real Estate stands out as a trusted name in Indiana's real estate market. With their tech-driven approach and expertise, they provide a winning game ...
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January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I really need you all to know that Curt Cignetti does radio ads for “Trueblood Real Estate”. www.instagram.com/reel/DSBH8Q-... @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Sookie is the best agent.
Michigan women are going to beat Washington by 30 in frustration or lose by the same amount in exhaustion. No middle ground.
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Michigan women are going to beat Washington by 30 in frustration or lose by the same amount in exhaustion. No middle ground.
No one involved in the administration of the Michigan/Oregon WBB game should get another D1 assignment for a long while, maybe especially the timekeeper
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
No one involved in the administration of the Michigan/Oregon WBB game should get another D1 assignment for a long while, maybe especially the timekeeper
I watched a 65-tuba orchestra perform the world tuba premiere of "All I Want for Christmas Is You" and it changed me.
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A tuba symphony just debuted 'All I Want for Christmas.' Listen to it here
We went to Noe Valley to watch a 65-tuba orchestra perform a Mariah Carey Christmas classic. The scene was wild … and surprisingly beautiful.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This thread may be helpful for playoff preview @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
An English phrase for when someone is getting on your nerves is “you’re driving me up the wall.” A German equivalent is auf die Palme bringen, which essentially means “you’re driving me up the palm tree.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This thread may be helpful for playoff preview @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Tim Brando just called Claude “the A1 for problem-solvers.”
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tim Brando just called Claude “the A1 for problem-solvers.”
Boy I don’t know about this whistle in College Park
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Boy I don’t know about this whistle in College Park
Reposted by Pete Mortensen
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The Football Fan's Primer For 2025-26 Michigan Women's Basketball, Which Kicks Ass
The Bucket Problem is back. It's now a weekly women's basketball newsletter.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Hey @freep.com why cover MSU hiring Fitz as an unalloyed good thing? As a Northwestern grad, I would note that he was fired in disgrace for at best being negligent in preventing hazing in his program and also that he went 4-20 in his final two years as a head coach. To only talk his upside looks bad
What's Michigan State football's path to glory under Pat Fitzgerald?
What's Michigan State football's path to glory under Pat Fitzgerald?
Michigan State football is firing Jonathan Smith. Here's what AD J Batt needs to do to return the Spartans to football glory.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey @freep.com why cover MSU hiring Fitz as an unalloyed good thing? As a Northwestern grad, I would note that he was fired in disgrace for at best being negligent in preventing hazing in his program and also that he went 4-20 in his final two years as a head coach. To only talk his upside looks bad
In case no one told you yet @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi #honhonhon
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
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November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In case no one told you yet @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi #honhonhon
Trying to remember a team I root for that has made me cackle with delight as much as this year’s Michigan basketball teams, both of them.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trying to remember a team I root for that has made me cackle with delight as much as this year’s Michigan basketball teams, both of them.
Reposted by Pete Mortensen
Look, Sometimes When You Are Writing About Animatronic Bands, You Fall In Love With the Showbiz Pizza Gorilla: an excerpt from American Gilgamesh
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medium.com/@byctom/look...
LOOK SOMETIMES WHEN YOU ARE REPORTING ABOUT ANIMATRONIC BANDS YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SHOWBIZ…
An Excerpt from American Gilgamesh
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November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Look, Sometimes When You Are Writing About Animatronic Bands, You Fall In Love With the Showbiz Pizza Gorilla: an excerpt from American Gilgamesh
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medium.com/@byctom/look...
Can anyone ask who at Warner decided that maximum Pearl family content would be ratings dynamite? It’s so grating. @cjzero.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Can anyone ask who at Warner decided that maximum Pearl family content would be ratings dynamite? It’s so grating. @cjzero.bsky.social
This is the most important Nuzzi-related writing that exists. @davidjroth.bsky.social
Look, Sometimes When You Are Writing About Animatronic Bands, You Fall In Love With the Showbiz Pizza Gorilla: an excerpt from American Gilgamesh
medium.com/@byctom/look...
medium.com/@byctom/look...
LOOK SOMETIMES WHEN YOU ARE REPORTING ABOUT ANIMATRONIC BANDS YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SHOWBIZ…
An Excerpt from American Gilgamesh
medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is the most important Nuzzi-related writing that exists. @davidjroth.bsky.social
Post a concert photo you took
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Post a concert photo you took
Attn: @jonbois.bsky.social
A pair of e-commerce entrepreneurs who bought a number of well-known retail brands — including RadioShack, Modell's Sporting Goods and Pier 1 Imports — out of bankruptcy are accused of running a Ponzi scheme.
Owners of Radio Shack, Pier 1 Imports and other brands accused of running $112 million Ponzi scheme
The buyers of distressed brick-and-mortar companies like RadioShack and Modell's Sporting Goods, are accused of running a Ponzi scheme.
cbsn.ws
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Attn: @jonbois.bsky.social
@bencollins.bsky.social Timely article to include in today's newsletter. @davidjroth.bsky.social theonion.com/nation-tryin...
Nation Trying To Remember What Team That One Guy Played For
NEW YORK—As of Wednesday, Americans were still attempting to remember what professional team that one guy played for, an inquiry that reportedly began when certain fans claimed they were almost certai...
theonion.com
September 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social Timely article to include in today's newsletter. @davidjroth.bsky.social theonion.com/nation-tryin...
Sufjan Stevens in a coffee shop in fall 2003 (after Michigan came out but pre-Seven Swans).
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sufjan Stevens in a coffee shop in fall 2003 (after Michigan came out but pre-Seven Swans).
I am so so so happy right now @pjbond.offregister.press It’s so beautiful, I love it. Now to read Geezer 3! @offregisterhq.bsky.social @williampotter.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am so so so happy right now @pjbond.offregister.press It’s so beautiful, I love it. Now to read Geezer 3! @offregisterhq.bsky.social @williampotter.com
The Valkyries mascot is Violet the raven.
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Valkyries mascot is Violet the raven.
If you see this, post a DC Comics cover you love.
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If you see this, post a DC Comics cover you love.
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I remember Po’ Folks! Ate there in a spring break road trip from Michigan to Disney World. I remember it being way better than Cracker Barrel and having the slogan “We’s po’ but we’s proud.” Intense cringe stuff.
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I remember Po’ Folks! Ate there in a spring break road trip from Michigan to Disney World. I remember it being way better than Cracker Barrel and having the slogan “We’s po’ but we’s proud.” Intense cringe stuff.