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Me when the Steelers' Ben Skowronek gets a first down: northwestern's own bennett skowronek is making plays in the nfl.

When Skowronek commits a boneheaded special teams penalty that gives the bears great field position: hate to see that from notre dame's ben skowronek
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
is marcus semien a scott boras client? because if he is someone needs to be prepared for an Emergency Pun Intervention at any winter meeting when he is a free agent
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
while we're on the subject of Minnesota football here from a couple years ago is a short story about P.J. Fleck attempting to write a book out of acronyms but then making acronyms of his acronyms until he succumbs to Recursive Motivational Acronym Madness theoafquarterly.blogspot.com/2024/11/boat...
Boats and the Rowers That Row Them: A Guide to Winning, Life, and Staying Afloat by P.J. Fleck
I first encountered P.J. Fleck through my publisher. I had gotten stuck after three years working on my novel, an autofictional account...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
me when northwestern loses at wrigley/when the 'cats get a win there
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
aaron rodgers hit by world record "wettest beef" thrown by bears fan while making sour faces on the sidelines in return to solider field
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
cats exorcise wrigley demons, secure bowl game

bears put the steelers into the toilet while aaron rodgers makes dumb jagoff faces on the sidelines

arrinten page hits a clutch bucket with less than a second left

good sports weekend, IMO
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
the biths
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
despite aaron rodgers news, bears will not be canceling "Corey Wootton Day" at soldier field as they honor the former defensive end for unexplained reasons
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
that's weird i just saw that the CDC website says that it is fine to play high-level pro football with a broken wrist if you coat it with horse laxatives
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November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
cheer up bears fan, there is a small possiblility that aaron rodgers gets trucked on the sidelines
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reposted by BYCTOM
AARON RODGERS: I DIDN'T MAKE UP MY WIFE!!!!!

DEPUTY U.S. MARSHAL SAM GERARD: I don't care.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
BONASERA: Please, Jordon Corleone. I ask you to help me to partner with Bill Belichick Eight Rings Web Design LLC for UNC Video Packages.

JORDON CORLEONE: You never circled back. You've never even asked to zoom. And now you come to me today, the day of the Cheer Extreme All Stars Competition
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Aaron Rodgers will be announcing whether he's playing today on his Am I Playing Today Emergency Podcast
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
watching some Classic Big Ten Football
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Winsipedia should track the statistic "last time fans of a team that beat you at home stormed the field," i am very curious the last time this happened for illinois.

i want to know if any big ten team has ever stormed the field after beating northwestern.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i am not saying it is particularly likely but it would be extremely funny if northwestern won next week and finished with the same record as illinois
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
they're going to reveal that bret bielema tonight was portrayed by a heavily made-up colin farrell
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
we're coming to you live from bret bielama's car
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
if you are a punter the .5 seconds after a bad snap bounces off your hands and you realize that it is now legal for the giant guys who aren't usually allowed to touch you to absolutely light your ass up has to be the worst half second of your life
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
NOBODY BEATS THE NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS AT A BASEBALL STADIUM EIGHT TIMES IN A ROW
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i have had many questions about what would happen if northwestern theoretically won a game at wrigley for 15 years and got some answers. yes they will fly a W flag. no it won't be a special purple W flag. No they won't play "go cubs go" with a voice dubbing "cats" over every time they say "cubs"
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
if you've got a Lacrosse Guy in your athletic program, you put him at point guard, that's just common sense
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In my many years of gawking at bad football ideas, not sure I’ve ever seen something as obviously doomed as whatever Syracuse is trying with the lacrosse player at QB. Just instantly DOA, no shot, no clue how they tried it for multiple games
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM