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ace @aceanbender.com · Jan 19
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
standing by "god hates ohio"
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the fact we're projected to get more snow than you is proof that god hates ohio
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
when *you* are on board with hate, i know it's pure and true
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i think the long losing streak made people forget how much we fucking hate ohio and want them to suffer the greatest possible indignities bsky.app/profile/danr...
It's kind of hilarious how we've turned into Iowa (worse, Dantonio-era MSU) fans about this game. Can we also replace the turf with natural grass by Saturday?
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
this one really should be in the louvre
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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lest we forget this iconic image from @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it's so beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
every sideline shot of ryan day in absolute hell in a snowglobe from the 2021 game warms my cold grinch heart
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i want this more than anything
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
hello from ann arbor
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
indiana is ruining college football with their overwhelming dominance
Sixteen teams have an 80th+ percentile average opponent-adjusted FEI game rating against FBS opponents through Week 13. bcftoys.com/2025-gr
10 teams had an 80th+ percentile average FEI game rating on selection day in 2024, and 8 of them made the field. 4 of the top 5 were CFP semifinalists.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
our problem is that other than my brother my mom is the only one who can cook, and she also wakes up significantly earlier than everyone else. we're getting outflanked.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it was done before i even woke up, she’s running trick plays and our defense is in shambles
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the eternal battle between “mom can’t and shouldn’t do as much as she used to” versus “mom hates being idle more than anything in the world”
this year the mission is to keep it low-key and take as much pressure off my mom as possible, so my brother is making chicken and dumplings while my mom said she'd only make a pumpkin or apple pie — but there's currently cranberry sauce cooking on our stove so she's breaking contain.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this year the mission is to keep it low-key and take as much pressure off my mom as possible, so my brother is making chicken and dumplings while my mom said she'd only make a pumpkin or apple pie — but there's currently cranberry sauce cooking on our stove so she's breaking contain.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
relatedly, EIGHT PERFECT MURDERS by peter swanson was quite good
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
this was pretty much my ideal level of complexity, turned my brain off while listening to a mystery novel and only had to apply two large stickers but the way it’s designed was still incredibly cool to see click together bsky.app/profile/mgob...
Yeah, we picked one up this weekend and it's awesome and, unlike some of those Lego sets, actually quite doable by kids with minimal parental help.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no small stickers was a big plus
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
oh my god
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
yes you can move the d-pad around and push the buttons and toggle the on/off switch, lego designers are our greatest geniuses
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
prepping the hydraulic-powered oversized boxing glove from jackass 2
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
o’connell, holding up two fingers: jj, how many fingers am i holding up
mccarthy: two
o’connell, looking jj dead in the eye: w r o n g
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM