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tear down the bo statue.

writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
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January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
don't look now but iowa is doing a thing again
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
there was a good segment on the athletic's wbb pod this week about who's the second-best big ten team behind ucla. michigan was the consensus but so many teams were mentioned as possibilities.
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
cartoon depiction of vic fangio or darth vader without his helmet
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
see, fox colleagues, erin does NOT need a flannel *or* a quarter-zip
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the collar situation alone is jail-worthy
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
harder to find now that everything is terrible but they're so good that i used to discard my coat when sledding because i got too hot
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
they do long-sleeve thermals without buttons and my god are they effective
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
we exempt all canadians from cold weather fashion judgment except don cherry bsky.app/profile/daft...
The exception here is Mickey Redmond, who absolutely would wear a flannel quarter zip under a suit jacket.
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
wear a flannel undershirt like a goddamn adult who knows how to dress themself
January 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
read this in the "unlike agholor" voice
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
you can hit the emphasis on whatever syllable you choose and it works, incredible
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by ace
"We draw a veil over the scenes of indescribable carnage."
January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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HALFTIME UPDATE

#Badgers 21
No. 9 Michigan 46

I'd argue that this score actually flatters Wisconsin and SHOULD be a lot worse. UW has 15 turnovers at halftime and is shooting 31% from the field and 20% from three. Michigan has 11 more rebounds & 8 more offensive boards.

Just a methodical beatdown
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
lol just in time for the half
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM