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writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
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could very much use the pick-me-up today, thank you for doing this
a mirror selfie of me, an average-sized white guy with a close-trimmed beard. i’m wearing a burgundy crewneck under a denim overshirt and have a closed-mouth smile.
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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oh my god lmao bsky.app/profile/slot...
the still from elissa slotkin's video quoted below. slotkin, a white woman with dead straight brown hair, is mid-sentence with one cocked eyebrow and looks drunk, like she can barely hold her eyes open. the caption reads "JUST VERY, VERY HIGH AND IT'S HARD TO SELL IT AT A PROFIT."
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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at least we're continuing the trend of michigan's senators having staff that fucking hate them
a screencap of the still image for the video atop this this thread. gary peters, a middle-aged white man with gray hair and a white beard, is mid-sentence with his mouth agape, showing off his bottom teeth. the caption reads "IF YOU CARE".
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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r i d i c u l o u s
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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that's not a slight to swords, either. olson is just ridiculous.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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the moment the intro music played. perfect podcast.
a screenshot of my podcast widget showing the latest episode of the shutdown fullcast has been playing for 45:43 and has 35:26 to go as the intro music hits
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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ahahahahahahahaha
Senator Elissa Slotkin @slotkin.senate.gov Anyone who tells you we should scrap certain types of energy because it's "woke" doesn't actually give a crap about your costs. [video still of slotkin mid-sentence] caption: WE NEED IT ALL.
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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same as the last pic but i’ve detached gloop’s legs and put his arms up so he’s drowning in the chocolate river
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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zoom in on the augustus gloop figurine, face covered in chocolate, falling into the chocolate river as two oompa loompas look on in the background
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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detail of the back of the set, which has strips of edible wallpaper, the tv room, and the half room, as well as the red carpet steps up to the entrance with the extensive fine print on the door
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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hoooooooly shit y’all
a complete lego build of willy wonka’s chocolate factory, inspired by the edible room in the original movie detail of the left side of the set, featuring a chocolate waterfall that moves when you turn a spinner on the back detail of the right side of the set, including willy wonka himself on top of the bridge and the boat from that one terrifying scene zoom in on the augustus gloop figuring, face covered in chocolate, falling into the chocolate river as two oompa loompas look on in the background
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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a bright red male cardinal eating from a hanging birdseed tower with perches. he’s chewing with his mouth slightly open. he’s framed by blurry branches because i’m shooting these photos through a window.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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go birds
a bright red male cardinal standing on top of a metal cage birdfeeder, which has a brown-feathered bird with black and white markings hanging on the side. the cardinal is turned directly towards the camera.
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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last year vs this year
mila holloway shooting at the rim in 2024-25: 55-117 total, 47.0%, 23.6% assisted mila holloway shooting at the rim in 2025-26: 28-46 total, 60.9%, 21.4% assisted
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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g o o d f e l l o w s
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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might die
i’m winning my fantasy final by .02 points and each of us still have one player left
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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that’s a good strength to have imo
What's Michigan's biggest strength? I'd argue everything right now. They are a Top 10 offense and defense and have exhibited solid depth outside of the known big three of Olivia Olson, Syla Swords and Mila Holloway. The three-point shooting can still improve, and if it does, the Wolverines have the defensive ferocity to give any team in the nation difficulties.
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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help, i can’t breathe
a twitter exchange: Girls on ChatGPT @GirlsOnChatG... • 1d Just bought a new lawnmower @Johnubacon @UMichFootball [AI image of a young blonde woman drinking a glass of wine in a black dress while sitting on top of a red lawnmower] John U. Bacon @Johnubacon • 1d From what I hear, you'll be using it soon, so you might want to freshen your drink. ;-)
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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a screenshot of david lynch during an interview with the closed captioning as follows: - elaborate on that - no
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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lmao
a lego pigeon with slightly googly eyes and an indescribably stupid look on its face
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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somewhat unnerving, in fact
a lego instruction booklet for a tray and white dog whose snout and head is shaped like darth vader’s helmet? it does not look right.
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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please help, i did not expect the pigeon to have this much… dipshit panache?
two lego 3-in-1 instruction booklets from the same set. the first is a gray and white cat playing with a ball of yarn. the second is a pigeon that looks indescribably confused.
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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left: september
right: today, my first after successfully tapering another med (desmopressin)
Medication Information Drug Interactions 25 1 Critical, 9 Serious, and 15 Moderate Medication Information Drug Interactions 6 3 Serious and 3 Moderate
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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woo pig
two white ceramic pig heads hanging over the doorway to the kitchen. there were originally three but one did not survive the 1989 san francisco earthquake.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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seeing-eye trick room with an inexplicable guest bed
a guest room of sorts with blue wallpaper covered with giant school portraits on one wall and an ancient greek-style painting above a full size guest bed on the adjacent wall. there’s also a beige cough and a wood table and a different wood cabinet and green doors and the next room appears to be a barbershop based on the floor. a zoom in on the bed, which has a carved wood frame. the blue wallpaper has a floral pattern that doesn’t match the ceiling in color or style. the wall art also looks incongruous with the school portraits.
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM