LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
MGP is more trouble than she’s worth.
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
MGP is more trouble than she’s worth.
Randall Munro’s untimely death would end the internet
Watterson yes, but the image hosting server on bluesky may collapse the day Larson passes and people start posting all their favorite far sides
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Randall Munro’s untimely death would end the internet
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Kim Philby? More like Kim Fill-[EXPLODES]
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Kim Philby? More like Kim Fill-[EXPLODES]
This is my fifth different bleacher on the evening and it is definitely the worst.
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This is my fifth different bleacher on the evening and it is definitely the worst.
Dances With Wolves With Big Naturals
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
my stepmother is an alien with big naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Dances With Wolves With Big Naturals
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
We gotta deal with these people expeditiously
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We gotta deal with these people expeditiously
Back to zero. Didn’t stay ready so i got to get ready…again.
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Back to zero. Didn’t stay ready so i got to get ready…again.
There isn’t a state that doesn’t have a utility that owns half the legislature, and if I was a power lobby or the smallest electric utility I would let every congressman I’d ever donated to know that institutional memory is real and Trump will die one day, and on that day your career will too
The administration "can't just say 'national security,' file a secret report and call it a day, a lawyer for Dominion, which is building what's poised to be the largest offshore wind farm in the US, told a federal judge at a hearing on Friday
www.npr.org/2026/01/21/n...
www.npr.org/2026/01/21/n...
Trump administration claims offshore wind poses a threat. But it won't say how.
The Interior Department said pausing construction of offshore wind farms would allow the government agencies to work with project developers to mitigate potential risks. But wind companies say the adm...
www.npr.org
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There isn’t a state that doesn’t have a utility that owns half the legislature, and if I was a power lobby or the smallest electric utility I would let every congressman I’d ever donated to know that institutional memory is real and Trump will die one day, and on that day your career will too
listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this morning and realizing that picking a quarterback in the era of the transfer portal is really the Monty Hall Problem but with 20 year olds
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this morning and realizing that picking a quarterback in the era of the transfer portal is really the Monty Hall Problem but with 20 year olds
Porter Moser should have been fired last year, he should never have been hired, it’s time to move on.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Porter Moser should have been fired last year, he should never have been hired, it’s time to move on.
I hope to live to see the day that JD Vance says goodbye to his children outside of a federal penitentiary
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I hope to live to see the day that JD Vance says goodbye to his children outside of a federal penitentiary
Between this and Roommates Hilary Duff is really going through one of
Is Hilary Duff’s new song ‘We Don’t Talk’ about her sister Haylie? She sings about wanting to reconnect with a family member she hasn’t spoken to in a while.
Is Hilary Duff’s New Song About Her Sister Haylie?
Is Hilary Duff’s new song ‘We Don’t Talk’ about her sister Haylie? She sings about wanting to reconnect with a family member she hasn’t spoken to in a while.
www.vulture.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Between this and Roommates Hilary Duff is really going through one of
If you click into a thread you have to block the dumbest reply. Sorry, that’s the rule.
I hadn't read this until just now and like, this interview is what has people mad about Schumer ignoring ICE as an electoral issue? Really?
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 PM
If you click into a thread you have to block the dumbest reply. Sorry, that’s the rule.
Walked in on our hairdresser coloring her hair at the start of the youngest’s haircut time.
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Walked in on our hairdresser coloring her hair at the start of the youngest’s haircut time.
Tapping the David Holt (I-OK) sign
The City of OKC is committed to serving all people. City employees, including police officers and firefighters, focus on their core responsibilities to provide essential services. City employees do not ask about immigration status when providing City services. This ensures everyone can:
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Tapping the David Holt (I-OK) sign
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It’s sort of astonishing how much better I feel if I use my unstructured time to read a physical book or magazine that I can hold in my hands instead of doing any of the things on my phone that I think of as, like, purely fun or relatively calming
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
It’s sort of astonishing how much better I feel if I use my unstructured time to read a physical book or magazine that I can hold in my hands instead of doing any of the things on my phone that I think of as, like, purely fun or relatively calming
I miss physical copies of The Oklahoman, SI, Esquire, GQ, Rolling Stone, maybe Vanity Fair, definitely The Economist if I was trying to feel informed about the world.
You read the newspaper in the morning, a magazine every so often, and that was the news.
You read the newspaper in the morning, a magazine every so often, and that was the news.
it turns out that a single package of carefully curated stories and photographs picked by people who value good, interesting writing appropriate for that period is actually...
valuable?
valuable?
January 20, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I miss physical copies of The Oklahoman, SI, Esquire, GQ, Rolling Stone, maybe Vanity Fair, definitely The Economist if I was trying to feel informed about the world.
You read the newspaper in the morning, a magazine every so often, and that was the news.
You read the newspaper in the morning, a magazine every so often, and that was the news.
They won, 2-1, a one-timer from deep with 45 seconds left on the clock. The kid played out of her mind.
We went to dinner the two of us and this whole team was there and when they saw us going to sit down they asked to sit with them and my daughter said “never, losers.”
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
They won, 2-1, a one-timer from deep with 45 seconds left on the clock. The kid played out of her mind.
MUSGRAVE IS BACK
The ones who annex Omelas for the rare earths
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
MUSGRAVE IS BACK
We got an Indiana football national title before we got a big budget shot for shot production of Tom Clancy’s Cold War epic Red Storm Rising.
we got an indiana men's gridiron national championship before dr. dre's chronic 3 (working title: detox).
We got an Indiana national championship before "Winds of Winter"
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
We got an Indiana football national title before we got a big budget shot for shot production of Tom Clancy’s Cold War epic Red Storm Rising.
Whoa Fernando easy buddy
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Whoa Fernando easy buddy
Maybe the 1972 Dolphins will shut the fuck up
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Maybe the 1972 Dolphins will shut the fuck up
God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.