LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
That is the most flavorless, Indiana thing I can think of at Chipotle. Truly the breaded tenderloin of burrito bowls.
Chipotle has added Indiana coach Curt Cignetti's "I Win" bowl to its menu, which he has reportedly eaten over 500 times.
Much like his 16-0 Hoosiers, Cignetti’s bowl is simple and workmanlike in its execution — brown rice, black beans and chicken, with a side of guacamole.
Much like his 16-0 Hoosiers, Cignetti’s bowl is simple and workmanlike in its execution — brown rice, black beans and chicken, with a side of guacamole.
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That is the most flavorless, Indiana thing I can think of at Chipotle. Truly the breaded tenderloin of burrito bowls.
I have told the children that I have $40 and the last person to ask their mother or me for help tomorrow gets it.
A “mom/dad I’m bored” tontine.
She has a brief due on Tuesday and I have a filing coming up the week after, so if neither of them bothers us they both get $40. Money well spent
A “mom/dad I’m bored” tontine.
She has a brief due on Tuesday and I have a filing coming up the week after, so if neither of them bothers us they both get $40. Money well spent
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I have told the children that I have $40 and the last person to ask their mother or me for help tomorrow gets it.
A “mom/dad I’m bored” tontine.
She has a brief due on Tuesday and I have a filing coming up the week after, so if neither of them bothers us they both get $40. Money well spent
A “mom/dad I’m bored” tontine.
She has a brief due on Tuesday and I have a filing coming up the week after, so if neither of them bothers us they both get $40. Money well spent
Teams is a delight and Slack is for children.
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Teams is a delight and Slack is for children.
Blocking people for this shit in 2026. Tending my garden.
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Blocking people for this shit in 2026. Tending my garden.
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it’s Brian Daboll
Sure thing bud
*TRUMP SAYS DONE WITH FED CHAIR INTERVIEWS, HAS SOMEONE IN MIND
*TRUMP SAYS DONE WITH FED CHAIR INTERVIEWS, HAS SOMEONE IN MIND
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
it’s Brian Daboll
...California needs electric cooperatives and to end reverse condemnation
PURE FICTION from the Energy Secretary
FACT: CA’s clean energy and battery investments have bolstered grid reliability and lowered prices
FACT: CA just opened its first steel mill in 50 years
FACT: Investing in the future while using common sense is paying off—returning up to $60B to Californians
FACT: CA’s clean energy and battery investments have bolstered grid reliability and lowered prices
FACT: CA just opened its first steel mill in 50 years
FACT: Investing in the future while using common sense is paying off—returning up to $60B to Californians
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
...California needs electric cooperatives and to end reverse condemnation
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Dave Matthews Band feat. Bela Fleck
Kings of Leon / The Black Keys
Dispatch
Guster
O.A.R.
...I'm a terrible, white guy.
Dave Matthews Band feat. Bela Fleck
Kings of Leon / The Black Keys
Dispatch
Guster
O.A.R.
...I'm a terrible, white guy.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen (but first, let's all pause and admire Jen's list. My goodness.) Anyway, here's mine...
Nirvana
Philip Glass
Einstürzende Neubauten
Tom Waits
Johnny Cash
Nirvana
Philip Glass
Einstürzende Neubauten
Tom Waits
Johnny Cash
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Alice Coltrane
Terry Riley
Jandek
Boris
The Necks
Alice Coltrane
Terry Riley
Jandek
Boris
The Necks
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Dave Matthews Band feat. Bela Fleck
Kings of Leon / The Black Keys
Dispatch
Guster
O.A.R.
...I'm a terrible, white guy.
Dave Matthews Band feat. Bela Fleck
Kings of Leon / The Black Keys
Dispatch
Guster
O.A.R.
...I'm a terrible, white guy.
...I have never heard of anyone wanting to leave San Diego for Hull.
That is a terrible trade. Get counseling, son.
That is a terrible trade. Get counseling, son.
Hull City finalizing a deal to sign Northern Irish defender Paddy McNair from San Diego FC.
Hull's manager confirmed today: “I think end of this week it will be done."
Sources say McNair wanted to go back to the UK.
Hull's manager confirmed today: “I think end of this week it will be done."
Sources say McNair wanted to go back to the UK.
January 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
...I have never heard of anyone wanting to leave San Diego for Hull.
That is a terrible trade. Get counseling, son.
That is a terrible trade. Get counseling, son.
Megan's gay husband has her locked in the basement and is tweeting with her phone again.
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Megan's gay husband has her locked in the basement and is tweeting with her phone again.
about to have to go full LinkedIn-brain due to a whitepaper coming out on Monday, and for some reason that is stressing me out more than just about anything I've done recently.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
about to have to go full LinkedIn-brain due to a whitepaper coming out on Monday, and for some reason that is stressing me out more than just about anything I've done recently.
Hey, fuck Terry Blacks forever. Won’t be going back.
Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments.
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
‘Barbecue Saved My Life’: Meet Waco’s Antifascist Transgender Pitmaster
Kaleb Blain went from the fast-paced world of 911 dispatching to the “low and slow” of BBQ, where he’s built a following.
thebarbedwire.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hey, fuck Terry Blacks forever. Won’t be going back.
MGP is more trouble than she’s worth.
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
MGP is more trouble than she’s worth.
Randall Munro’s untimely death would end the internet
Watterson yes, but the image hosting server on bluesky may collapse the day Larson passes and people start posting all their favorite far sides
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Randall Munro’s untimely death would end the internet
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Kim Philby? More like Kim Fill-[EXPLODES]
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Kim Philby? More like Kim Fill-[EXPLODES]
This is my fifth different bleacher on the evening and it is definitely the worst.
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This is my fifth different bleacher on the evening and it is definitely the worst.
Dances With Wolves With Big Naturals
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
my stepmother is an alien with big naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Dances With Wolves With Big Naturals
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Watching two indoor soccer games before a basketball practice and another soccer practice, no I haven’t achieved any personal goals lately but I have watched a ton of youth sports.
We gotta deal with these people expeditiously
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We gotta deal with these people expeditiously
Back to zero. Didn’t stay ready so i got to get ready…again.
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Back to zero. Didn’t stay ready so i got to get ready…again.
There isn’t a state that doesn’t have a utility that owns half the legislature, and if I was a power lobby or the smallest electric utility I would let every congressman I’d ever donated to know that institutional memory is real and Trump will die one day, and on that day your career will too
The administration "can't just say 'national security,' file a secret report and call it a day, a lawyer for Dominion, which is building what's poised to be the largest offshore wind farm in the US, told a federal judge at a hearing on Friday
www.npr.org/2026/01/21/n...
www.npr.org/2026/01/21/n...
Trump administration claims offshore wind poses a threat. But it won't say how.
The Interior Department said pausing construction of offshore wind farms would allow the government agencies to work with project developers to mitigate potential risks. But wind companies say the adm...
www.npr.org
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There isn’t a state that doesn’t have a utility that owns half the legislature, and if I was a power lobby or the smallest electric utility I would let every congressman I’d ever donated to know that institutional memory is real and Trump will die one day, and on that day your career will too
listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this morning and realizing that picking a quarterback in the era of the transfer portal is really the Monty Hall Problem but with 20 year olds
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this morning and realizing that picking a quarterback in the era of the transfer portal is really the Monty Hall Problem but with 20 year olds
Porter Moser should have been fired last year, he should never have been hired, it’s time to move on.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Porter Moser should have been fired last year, he should never have been hired, it’s time to move on.
I hope to live to see the day that JD Vance says goodbye to his children outside of a federal penitentiary
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I hope to live to see the day that JD Vance says goodbye to his children outside of a federal penitentiary