LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
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405 ‘til I die.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
The youngest has been tasked with running the shop vac and this is her Super Bowl
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The youngest has been tasked with running the shop vac and this is her Super Bowl
Got flustered by a last second booze order, didn’t have an ID, failed to talk my way through that at check out and forgot to get ice.
On to grocery store #2.
On to grocery store #2.
Alright gram, grocery store run #1
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Got flustered by a last second booze order, didn’t have an ID, failed to talk my way through that at check out and forgot to get ice.
On to grocery store #2.
On to grocery store #2.
Alright gram, grocery store run #1
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Alright gram, grocery store run #1
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, or as it is otherwise known, Theater Kid Olympics.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, or as it is otherwise known, Theater Kid Olympics.
I would like to file a formal complaint that someone designate me as an adult for Thanksgiving purposes.
I should not have to host yet, I am not that old.
I should not have to host yet, I am not that old.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I would like to file a formal complaint that someone designate me as an adult for Thanksgiving purposes.
I should not have to host yet, I am not that old.
I should not have to host yet, I am not that old.
It is men’s basketball
Wait what Gonzaga sport are you watching because it can’t be men’s basketball.
And this Gonzaga team doesn’t look good.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It is men’s basketball
GRAND OPENING GRAND CLOSING
The new Vanity Fair editor sought to make his magazine less woke and some of his first moves were hiring Olivia Nuzzi, publishing an abstract nude of Nuzzi by a person now alleged to have made illegal recordings on her behalf, and putting only men in the Hollywood issue
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
GRAND OPENING GRAND CLOSING
For a moment today I confused an Australian climate influencer who clearly knows shit about fuck about American energy markets with a principal of a respected American firm, and the thirty seconds where I had to double check who it was made me double check my thought process.
I was right.
I was right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For a moment today I confused an Australian climate influencer who clearly knows shit about fuck about American energy markets with a principal of a respected American firm, and the thirty seconds where I had to double check who it was made me double check my thought process.
I was right.
I was right.
Oh no our fave is talking about how good British sandwiches are mute thread and forget it ever happened
it is very strange to me that Americans just cannot do packaged, relatively cheap sandwiches. they're fucking awful here. (handmade sandwiches are often great, but, like, the £2.75 Tesco's 'good but not great' sandwich is a missing piece)
It is a huge problem to me that sandwiches in the US are both delicious and stupidly expensive.
There are days I miss a prawn mayo or tuna sandwich meal deal from Boots or WH Smith.
There are days I miss a prawn mayo or tuna sandwich meal deal from Boots or WH Smith.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh no our fave is talking about how good British sandwiches are mute thread and forget it ever happened
Fuck you you fat fuck.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump calls for reinvestigation of all Afghan refugees who entered under Biden admin after National Guard shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck you you fat fuck.
Oh God this shit is disgusting
Alright so our now totally lactose intolerant eldest only has one request for Thanksgiving- the Queso family french silk pie, which is really just whipped cream and butter.
So we’re going to make a couple test pies today with plant oil butter and see if it takes.
So we’re going to make a couple test pies today with plant oil butter and see if it takes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh God this shit is disgusting
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I Bet This Shit Hits So Hard If You're Stupid
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I Bet This Shit Hits So Hard If You're Stupid
Yeah all of the things that OliviaNuzzi did are an order of magnitude worse than what Ryan Lizza did.
I'm seeing a few journalists unload on Ryan Lizza, although not by name, and uh, I have some questions about why this crossed the line and other things didn't or whether we've just got a coordination point for finally unloading on a style of journalism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yeah all of the things that OliviaNuzzi did are an order of magnitude worse than what Ryan Lizza did.
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hey new followers 👋🏽 thought i should re-introduce myself.
i’m the guy who turns motion smoothing back on your parents’ TV right after you leave. what started as a hobby turned into a full-fledged career
i’m the guy who turns motion smoothing back on your parents’ TV right after you leave. what started as a hobby turned into a full-fledged career
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
hey new followers 👋🏽 thought i should re-introduce myself.
i’m the guy who turns motion smoothing back on your parents’ TV right after you leave. what started as a hobby turned into a full-fledged career
i’m the guy who turns motion smoothing back on your parents’ TV right after you leave. what started as a hobby turned into a full-fledged career
This is how you do it, James Franklin
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is how you do it, James Franklin
I will say this, Lizza isn’t employed as a journalist, he’s just a lover scorned who was involved in criminal proceedings for a long period. Nuzzi wasn’t sitting on war plans or criminal conspiracies, she was just cheating to help her lover.
I’m a terrible person, so I’d do the same thing.
I’m a terrible person, so I’d do the same thing.
Let he who has not helped hide multiple breaches of professional ethics and possibly federal law for their partner throw the first stone
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I will say this, Lizza isn’t employed as a journalist, he’s just a lover scorned who was involved in criminal proceedings for a long period. Nuzzi wasn’t sitting on war plans or criminal conspiracies, she was just cheating to help her lover.
I’m a terrible person, so I’d do the same thing.
I’m a terrible person, so I’d do the same thing.
An error in judgement: assigning the contract to prosecute the former president of the United States for racketeering to her romantic partner, who had negligible trial experience, let alone criminal trial experience.
D.A. Fani Willis had the courage, the grit, the experience, the facts, and the law to bring Trump to account.
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Georgia prosecutor who took over 2020 election interference case drops charges against Trump and others
Pete Skandalakis, who took over the case after Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis was disqualified, said the case was "without precedent."
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
An error in judgement: assigning the contract to prosecute the former president of the United States for racketeering to her romantic partner, who had negligible trial experience, let alone criminal trial experience.
Let he who has not helped hide multiple breaches of professional ethics and possibly federal law for their partner throw the first stone
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Let he who has not helped hide multiple breaches of professional ethics and possibly federal law for their partner throw the first stone
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
I will buy the argument for USians the first time a Mexican, Canadian, Brazilian, Argentine, etc sincerely want to be called American.
Otherwise it’s 400 years old.
Otherwise it’s 400 years old.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I will buy the argument for USians the first time a Mexican, Canadian, Brazilian, Argentine, etc sincerely want to be called American.
Otherwise it’s 400 years old.
Otherwise it’s 400 years old.
on a purely regulatory basis, this is a great deal for Indiana ratepayers, because the IURC is forcing NIPSCO to make Amazon pay for the infrastructure and the generators, not retail ratepayers.
This is, however, why every substack dipshit is clamoring for natural gas generation
This is, however, why every substack dipshit is clamoring for natural gas generation
JFC. Three gigawatts of fossil-fuelled power for a new Amazon data centre
@beninskeep.bsky.social points out the new gas plant could produce 4x the harmful climate pollution as the coal plant it's replacing 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
www.utilitydive.com/news/nisourc...
@beninskeep.bsky.social points out the new gas plant could produce 4x the harmful climate pollution as the coal plant it's replacing 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
www.utilitydive.com/news/nisourc...
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
on a purely regulatory basis, this is a great deal for Indiana ratepayers, because the IURC is forcing NIPSCO to make Amazon pay for the infrastructure and the generators, not retail ratepayers.
This is, however, why every substack dipshit is clamoring for natural gas generation
This is, however, why every substack dipshit is clamoring for natural gas generation
no felching in part three, but if your main concern is ethics in political journalism this one's for you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no felching in part three, but if your main concern is ethics in political journalism this one's for you.
fuck you it's my money.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fuck you it's my money.
the bacon turkey bravo and the french onion soup are both back at Panera Bread and that is fantastic, the only reason to go there in my opinion, but I forgot how Church of Christ / Republican coded that establishment is *here*
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the bacon turkey bravo and the french onion soup are both back at Panera Bread and that is fantastic, the only reason to go there in my opinion, but I forgot how Church of Christ / Republican coded that establishment is *here*
MIL has new grandkids who are <5 years old and I think that has confused her as to what activities her existing grandchildren want to do when they hang out wither her...these tweens don't want to make paper bag snow flakes, lady.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
MIL has new grandkids who are <5 years old and I think that has confused her as to what activities her existing grandchildren want to do when they hang out wither her...these tweens don't want to make paper bag snow flakes, lady.
In the end I think the idea that Lane is both a child and an asshole is correct.
In the Lane Kiffin Sweepstakes, both LSU and Florida are putting on confident fronts. But Florida appears more prepared for backup options, per sources. Does it mean anything?
Coaching carousel intel: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Coaching carousel intel: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In the end I think the idea that Lane is both a child and an asshole is correct.