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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · Jan 8

Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun

I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.

The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 35m

I had it one time because somebody took me there and it was like eating cafeteria food.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 42m

Listen, that brisket is still better than the average serving at the Salt Lick or any Dickey’s BBQ pit in America.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 55m

Friends don’t let friends follow that one, that was a lesson we all should have learned no later than May of 2024.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

I mean there was no way to be competitive for national titles playing in the Big 12 as it was or is constituted given the fact that you’re looking at being 45M a year behind the brokest team in the SEC or B1G if you’re on the new Big 12 tv deal.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

I absolutely think that OU in the SEC could work if they didn’t fuck up the most important hire twice in five years.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

That’s Henry Cavill researching a role.

Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 1h

This guy is fucking killing me lol

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

Brent Venables had no business being an SEC head coach, let alone the head coach at Oklahoma. This experiment needs to be done.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

Wide receivers had looked like absolute dogshit for three years and not one mention of the guy who brought all of the in and coached them all.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

The same complaint about the offensive line’s run blocking technique for three years and absolutely refusing to say the name of the guy who taught them the technique.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

Blame the new OC for trying to involve the tight ends and not the fifth year tight end coach who has zero D1 tight ends in his room for the third straight year.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

*fucking the dog in the EXACT. SAME. WAY for the third time in four years.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1h

I am shocked…SHOCKED that Gabe and Teddy are blaming the players for losing the Texas game for the third time in four years and not the coaches that have been there fucking the dog the whole time.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 2h

…Jimmy Fallon’s Wordle show?

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 2h

Stoller, the Internet’s 2nd Worst Matt, is not as smart as he thinks he is.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 2h

They were just softball bats at the end of the day, basically? It was 84 years ago

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 2h

The menswear guy has no mercy. Let god worry about the souls of men

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3h

Matt Stoller being very Matt Stoller, calling someone else a "classic left poseur snob"

Matt Stoller being eviscerated by @dieworkwear.bsky.social

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 5h

I’m telling you right Brent Venables was born to coach Penn State football

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 5h

Thank God Baker Mayfield plays for America’s Team.

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I’ve Had It Podcast @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social · 10h

They’re spending millions of dollars on propagandist lies.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

Somebody do a wellness check on Sally Jenkins.

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 12h

This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

www.theatlantic.com

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1d

It’s 11:15 pm God’s Time and Texas still sucks

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1d

Nine Inch Nails was never my bag but holy shit.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1d

I used to get dragged to the Oklahoma City Engineer’s Club and IEEE chapter meetings and holy shit this is dead ass

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1d

Think about how for decades, one of the ingredients of a crackpot was: retired engineer.

Retired engineers, for *generations* have been a fertile ground for crackpot theories in everything.

They get that golden watch and bam, incoherent manifesto about quantum archeology inbound.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1d

Wanted to get the terrible football game out of my mind so I took the big kid to see Tron Ares and that definitely took the place of the worst thing I saw today.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 1d

You know they say that great tits are one of the only true international languages.

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d

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