A new a year, A new a Santini!
@santini.ohnodisaster.net
Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
STOP THE COUNT
Pee Wee's Big Adventure With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
STOP THE COUNT
Yall ‘member when the right wing freaked the fuuuck out about this?
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Yall ‘member when the right wing freaked the fuuuck out about this?
I’m mad I didn’t think of these two earlier, so very sorry
Up With Big Naturals
Home Alone With Big Naturals
Up With Big Naturals
Home Alone With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’m mad I didn’t think of these two earlier, so very sorry
Up With Big Naturals
Home Alone With Big Naturals
Up With Big Naturals
Home Alone With Big Naturals
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
my stepmother is an alien with big naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
Toy Story With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Toy Story With Big Naturals
I can take a late late shift for AK
Please everyone get your It Happens™️ phone trees in order now. Know who’s calling you and who you’re calling - it could save lives and friendships!
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I can take a late late shift for AK
Sounds like a fun hands on day at the JBER range. Lots of muffled explosions. One managed to rattle a window.
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Sounds like a fun hands on day at the JBER range. Lots of muffled explosions. One managed to rattle a window.
I know, sorry, shit. Sorry.
It may be too soon but gotttdamn that was a hell of a playoff
It may be too soon but gotttdamn that was a hell of a playoff
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I know, sorry, shit. Sorry.
It may be too soon but gotttdamn that was a hell of a playoff
It may be too soon but gotttdamn that was a hell of a playoff
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
In the great green room 🌝
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 AM
In the great green room 🌝
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
There are a lot of reasons to like sports, but the thing that draws me in is the opportunity to watch Things Not Go The Way They Are Supposed To.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
There are a lot of reasons to like sports, but the thing that draws me in is the opportunity to watch Things Not Go The Way They Are Supposed To.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
We got an Indiana Natty before dipshits medical “plan” he mouthed off about in 2017.
We got an Indiana national championship before "Winds of Winter"
We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
We got an Indiana Natty before dipshits medical “plan” he mouthed off about in 2017.
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
one last time, let's go sluts
IT HAPPENED
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
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LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
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January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
one last time, let's go sluts
With all credit to @surber.bsky.social
You can't hide
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
With all credit to @surber.bsky.social
I, for one, as a long time and noted Hoosier honk, am thrilled
The down side is of course that FSU fans are happy right now. Never good.
The down side is of course that FSU fans are happy right now. Never good.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I, for one, as a long time and noted Hoosier honk, am thrilled
The down side is of course that FSU fans are happy right now. Never good.
The down side is of course that FSU fans are happy right now. Never good.
Indiana has more National Championships in the past 37 years than Notre Dame.
Just relish in how mad Ohio State fans are right now. That’s the silver lining here, don’t lose sight of that.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Indiana has more National Championships in the past 37 years than Notre Dame.
You can't hide
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
You can't hide
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
Those butthole eyes
Your pump fake, is no big disguise
I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes
It’s almost like the blooski is designed that way?
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It’s almost like the blooski is designed that way?
I was attending a funeral with some Navy buddies for a friend in Hudson WI. Rocky was always down for bowling, cheap beer and karaoke. After he got out of the Navy he went to grad school at ND so the crowd was a mix of people who knew a different guy than we did. After the funeral we hit a place 1/
TIMELINE CLEANSE
When's a time that a stranger helped you in an unexpected, maybe even small way?
When's a time that a stranger helped you in an unexpected, maybe even small way?
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I was attending a funeral with some Navy buddies for a friend in Hudson WI. Rocky was always down for bowling, cheap beer and karaoke. After he got out of the Navy he went to grad school at ND so the crowd was a mix of people who knew a different guy than we did. After the funeral we hit a place 1/
QTP with a video game that teleports you back to your childhood
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
QTP with a video game that teleports you back to your childhood
All better now.
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
All better now.
Clear your mind of all thought…
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Clear your mind of all thought…
It’s the thick Lon Giland accent.
settle a debate between my wife and I
what is the *least* sexy american accent?
what is the *least* sexy american accent?
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It’s the thick Lon Giland accent.
Fullcast x NPR
When worlds collide.
When worlds collide.
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fullcast x NPR
When worlds collide.
When worlds collide.