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Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Get you an airline that loves last minute gate changes to different terminals like Alaska Airlines loves them.
Biggest benefit of Nov in AK at least for cooking.

Outdoor fridge/ blast freezer for fast chill or extra storage
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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They should make a thanksgiving hot pocket
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Would you look at that…
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is subject to deportation, sources said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If W Michigan survives all four quarters in Ypsilanti, do they get custody of the Macoon?
#MACtion
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Made my own cream of mushroom soup to use for the GB casserole (don’t at me, it’s a holiday thing and I deeply enjoy it) and the base is good enough to be used for good Beef Stroganoff, or even gasp, soup.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Arkansas, South Carolina, Mizzou, Texas, Oklahoma, other Texas depart the SEC? Everybody plays, nobody quits?

I’m sold.
Also we should go back to 1990 conference alignments to reduce conference sizes and increase the number of non conference games, but mandate high tier good on on good scheduling
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey @liegelys.bsky.social
Post the pics!
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need to remember to pdf the pages I want to keep. These guys are 20 years old…
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I almost died at the gym listening to the Single Wing. The description of the new dog had me cackling, any pics?
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Imagine a world with pressure cookers
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The best part about this season is we didn’t go 2-10
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
…stares in public school.

So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste
Final tally for Rice's free-beer-for-students promotion at tonight's game with North Texas!
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Peep this loser-ass level of hate...We lost by way less than half of this. smdh....
Let me be clear: I hope you beat Florida by 11 touchdowns.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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If you live in an apartment or stay in hotels often, allow me to give you some free advice: SHUT THE FUCK UP in the hallway. Nobody wants to hear your conversation.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Physics: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed

Pitt: you talk pretty
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sad Field Goals are still #goals
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s 31-0 at the half. That’s bad but could be worse. We can still score. Could have been 31-0 at the end of 4 like in 1994 in Knoxville, Go Gators.

Getting shut out at home brought out some DARK shit from the fans there, almost didn’t make to the car. By third qtr we got really quiet on purpose.
car.by
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They may have to decontaminate South Bend after that ass beating. That was nuclear
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can somebody unplug Syracuse and plug them back in?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The NC State logo has a weird centering choice on the 50

It’s a face. Yes it’s centered between the 45s but it doesn’t bisect the face correctly
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE

BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT
Does Schadenfreude cause type-2 because ITS SO SWEET. OH MY GOD I CANT STOP
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Hey, everyone, consider getting your turkey into the fridge to start thawing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Go Pack?
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM