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Gobblegobblenemer
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Doctorb. He/Him.

Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
Pinned
all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Absolute pants
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I would just very simply catch the ball
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fuck
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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incredible for a teslaa to finish this many drives
Isaac TeSlaa career receptions:

13-yard TD
29-yard catch
12-yard TD
11-yard catch
17-yard TD
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Lions D is straight cheeks, man
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Welp
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Jack White and Eminem on a stage together is the single most Detroit thing that has happened recently.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I was feeling pretty annoyed about the Wings blowing it in the third to the fuckin Preds of all teams, feeling much better about sports now
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
OUR POWER GROWS IN ANTICIPATION OF THE REAPING OF SORROWS THREE MORNINGS HENCE
Michigan men’s basketball is now the #1 team in Kenpom
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Finally beat the Plasma Deck on gold stake with this absolutely delightful lineup, just swap the first two jokers before starting a hand, and swap 'em back when in the shop
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I don't know what to call it, but there is a very common and annoying social media phenomenon where people demand validation for mildly antisocial behaviour, instead of just feeling mildly guilty about it like a normal person.
These are pretty naked -- and therefore instructive -- examples of the sorts of defenses that people offer to try and get off the hook
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ohio State has played a grand total of two teams with a good defense (Texas and Washington) and they managed to score 14 and 24 points against them, respectively.

By most measures, Michigan's defense is better than both of those teams.

I'm not saying it's gonna happen again, but
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
one of the things about being a doctorb is that you still get the "Jesus it's the day before Thanksgiving, I really don't want to work" thing but you can't not work because everyone who actually has today off has made appointments to bring their dirt bag teenage sons in for their well visit
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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prob spent too much time on this
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Question: would you consider Grimace as having a flared base?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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SimAnt (1991)
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Today on the Michigan History Calendar:

1995 - BIAKA! BATUKA!
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka dials 3-1-3, rushing for 313 yards on 37 carries as #18 Michigan upsets #2 Ohio State 31-23, sending Northwestern to the Rose Bowl.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wS...
Tim Biakabutuka against Ohio State - 1995
YouTube video by WolverineHistorian
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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