Ghoulnemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
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Doctorb. He/Him. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
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Fewest runs they've scored in a full season since 1991, when they went 57-105
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The Guards couldn't hit for shit this year.
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just saw one of my two families that are Tigers fans

Mom looked about as you might expect
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getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
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oh, there's a reason

and that reason is Old

welcome to Old, I shall be your guide
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I would just very simply score more runs than the other team
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you know, with Everything That Has Gone On This Week, I completely forgot Peacemaker aired its season two finale a couple days ago.

I think I'll watch that this afternoon before taking a 15 inning playoff baseball induced nap
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I'm sure someone posted this last night, I'm sure I just missed seeing it, but I couldn't get this out of my goddamn head
The @justin_klugh Joe Buck tweet

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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and both of his playoff starts against them were fuckin great!

sigh
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hello darkness, my old friend
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🫡

Thank you, Beisbolcats

Go win the whole fuckin' thing, M's.
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Velma: Wait a second, you're not Jorge Polanco! Let's see who you REALLY are!

[removes lifelike Jorge Polanco mask]

The entire Scooby Gang: JOSE RAMIREZ?!
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I'm working tomorrow morning by the way

This is fine
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I just had a heart attack, floated above my body and said to myself, “No, you have more baseball to watch, get back in there”
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CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

CAAAAAARRRRPPPPPKKKKKEEEELLLLLTTTTTOOOOONNNNN
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Look, I'm just a standard-issue white guy in nearly every single way, but I'm pointing to this as some bonafides for both my nerdiness and feminist allyship
A 99th %ile finish in the Historical Queens and Female Rulers 2 one-day quiz on Learned League
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no, I'm pretty sure they are predicting 542 strikeouts, which seems unlikely but with Skubal all things are possible