Core, The
@the-core.bsky.social
Your HR lady’s favorite HR lady. Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. Portland Pickles superfan.
@thecore28 everywhere but here
@thecore28 everywhere but here
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Core, The
@the-core.bsky.social
· Dec 24
The Carpenters A Christmas Portrait TV Special 1978
YouTube video by Classics for Christmas!
youtu.be
YES my yearly tradition begins: get hammered and watch old Christmas specials until tomorrow night when I hit up the Vatican mass and then watch The Sound of Music
If none of this interests you, now is your chance to mute since I’ll try and keep it all in here
First up: youtu.be/ZRaJCXai9bE?...
If none of this interests you, now is your chance to mute since I’ll try and keep it all in here
First up: youtu.be/ZRaJCXai9bE?...
Those chicken bakes are life-affirming
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Those chicken bakes are life-affirming
There *is* famously a lot of bumpin’ uglies at the Athlete village
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
There *is* famously a lot of bumpin’ uglies at the Athlete village
(To clarify I am talking about the two Coreys from Duluth, I am not personally curling for gold)
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
(To clarify I am talking about the two Coreys from Duluth, I am not personally curling for gold)
IT’S ALMOST CORE TIME
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IT’S ALMOST CORE TIME
Yeah you might be actually
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Yeah you might be actually
I mean I was actually born and raised in THE Springfield, once you mentioned it that was all they would talk about
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I mean I was actually born and raised in THE Springfield, once you mentioned it that was all they would talk about
I changed it because - genuinely - I have trauma from being a child, traveling internationally, and when I’d tell people where I was from they’d say “OH IT’S THE SIMPSONS!!”
I am not a Simpsons character
I am not a Simpsons character
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I changed it because - genuinely - I have trauma from being a child, traveling internationally, and when I’d tell people where I was from they’d say “OH IT’S THE SIMPSONS!!”
I am not a Simpsons character
I am not a Simpsons character
Killing the fascist police state one hot riff at a time
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Killing the fascist police state one hot riff at a time
(Reupload) Persona Super Live P Sound Bomb!!!! 2017 〜Last Surprise〜
YouTube video by MojoMemes
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Between this and the Super Bowl ads this is really our time now
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Between this and the Super Bowl ads this is really our time now
Also if you want a primer on scoring - the first half includes the parameters for the free and short skates
youtu.be/6s8zNzJ-BaU?...
youtu.be/6s8zNzJ-BaU?...
Olympic Figure Skating Makes No Sense—Until You Watch This
YouTube video by Cathy Ding
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Also if you want a primer on scoring - the first half includes the parameters for the free and short skates
youtu.be/6s8zNzJ-BaU?...
youtu.be/6s8zNzJ-BaU?...
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Last year was the same but for the 50s, 60s, and 70s so TAKE THAT BOOMERS WE GET OUR OWN DECADE OF CULTURE
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Last year was the same but for the 50s, 60s, and 70s so TAKE THAT BOOMERS WE GET OUR OWN DECADE OF CULTURE
(They might have said that on the broadcast, I’m not watching)
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
(They might have said that on the broadcast, I’m not watching)
So for those who don’t know, ice dancing has an assigned theme for their short programs that are announced every year (their free skates can be whatever).
This year is literally “culture and dances of the 1990s” or something to that effect.
This year is literally “culture and dances of the 1990s” or something to that effect.
Every Olympic event should have a 90s theme night
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So for those who don’t know, ice dancing has an assigned theme for their short programs that are announced every year (their free skates can be whatever).
This year is literally “culture and dances of the 1990s” or something to that effect.
This year is literally “culture and dances of the 1990s” or something to that effect.
Because football games are traditionally places where you NEVER hear about Jesus!
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Because football games are traditionally places where you NEVER hear about Jesus!
THE AGE OF COREY IS UPON US
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
THE AGE OF COREY IS UPON US
COREYS OF THE WORLD UNITE
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
COREYS OF THE WORLD UNITE
I can’t hear all the fireworks going off but I CAN hear Brutus barking at all the fireworks which is arguably more annoying
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I can’t hear all the fireworks going off but I CAN hear Brutus barking at all the fireworks which is arguably more annoying
