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Reposted by Julia Alonzo
"Sir, a 2nd presidential candidate banged Olivia Nuzzi."
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Sir, a 2nd presidential candidate banged Olivia Nuzzi."
I did not think I could be surprised any more but Jesus Christ almighty
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I did not think I could be surprised any more but Jesus Christ almighty
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Jack has gotten into beyblades and I take back everything negative I have ever said before about any other children’s television programming
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jack has gotten into beyblades and I take back everything negative I have ever said before about any other children’s television programming
Nothing like your watch buzzing to tell you that you hit your daily step goal while you are walking into the kitchen to get a snack
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nothing like your watch buzzing to tell you that you hit your daily step goal while you are walking into the kitchen to get a snack
It is wild how Atlantic Terminal is a legit mall dropped in from 1996 in the middle of downtown Brooklyn
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It is wild how Atlantic Terminal is a legit mall dropped in from 1996 in the middle of downtown Brooklyn
Me to Rosalía after listening to Lux
a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
Alt: a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me to Rosalía after listening to Lux
Going to take an edible and watch All’s Fair tonight, for science
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Going to take an edible and watch All’s Fair tonight, for science
You don’t have to read any of those emails, you know
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You don’t have to read any of those emails, you know
Found out one of my favorite neighborhood restaurants is closing at the end of the month and am considering cancelling our thanksgiving travel so I can maximize the number of times I go there while I still can
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Found out one of my favorite neighborhood restaurants is closing at the end of the month and am considering cancelling our thanksgiving travel so I can maximize the number of times I go there while I still can
Lol I just switched to MNF after seeing everyone post about it and the first thing I heard was Joe Buck saying “maybe I’m wrong, maybe this isn’t a compelling zero zero game”
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lol I just switched to MNF after seeing everyone post about it and the first thing I heard was Joe Buck saying “maybe I’m wrong, maybe this isn’t a compelling zero zero game”
I’m sorry but who or what is the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m sorry but who or what is the Edmund Fitzgerald
I know a lot of people doing believe in the stars fucking with our lives but in the last 48 hours, (1) I have lost something incredibly important (2) an underground transformer in our neighborhood exploded causing a giant manhole fire (3) mercury went retrograde
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I know a lot of people doing believe in the stars fucking with our lives but in the last 48 hours, (1) I have lost something incredibly important (2) an underground transformer in our neighborhood exploded causing a giant manhole fire (3) mercury went retrograde
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Strongly recommend watching Home Alone on a day when you feel like you fucked up as a parent. My mistake pales in comparison
The McCallisters are far too overdressed for a family rushing to the airport
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Strongly recommend watching Home Alone on a day when you feel like you fucked up as a parent. My mistake pales in comparison
The McCallisters are far too overdressed for a family rushing to the airport
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The McCallisters are far too overdressed for a family rushing to the airport
Me, this morning
Rakutencho, a big, jolly bird, is the mascot for Tokyo Rakutenchi, who operate cinemas, bowling alleys, and other fun places. He’s always looking for fun things to do, so his face looks like this: 楽 (“raku”, which means fun.)
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me, this morning
Torn between knowing that Brad Lander would be an incredibly valuable part of Mamdani’s administration and wanting him to primary the shit out of Dan Goldman
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Torn between knowing that Brad Lander would be an incredibly valuable part of Mamdani’s administration and wanting him to primary the shit out of Dan Goldman
Taking my kid to school on a New York City bus feels so powerful this morning
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Taking my kid to school on a New York City bus feels so powerful this morning
ART
THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ART
I need a live feed of the white bronco getting on the turnpike towards 95 south
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I need a live feed of the white bronco getting on the turnpike towards 95 south
Excuse me but where in the fuck is Steve Kornacki
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Excuse me but where in the fuck is Steve Kornacki
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Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.