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Becky Hammer
@beckyhammer.bsky.social
Environmental lawyer/locally notorious person. Bad Bunny 101 adjunct professor. Alexandria, Virginia.

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Un Verano Sin Ti, an album that came out in 2022, still in the top ten most streamed albums. Incredible
Global Top Albums of 2025 on Spotify:

#1. DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
#2. KPop Demon Hunters
#3. HIT ME HARD AND SOFT
#4. SOS Deluxe: LANA
#5. Short n' Sweet
#6. MAYHEM
#7. You'll Be Alright, Kid
#8. I’m The Problem
#9. GNX
#10. Un Verano Sin Ti
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Step aside Spotify Wrapped, the most important annual ranking just dropped: the toilet paper sustainability scorecard
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why am I, a 42 year old, the only young person on this app
Not to brag but....
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
All the algorithmic social media sites have recently started showing me posts by people proudly announcing that they no longer tip at restaurants, what is happening
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Never beating the allegations
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I hope everyone has a great day except for this guy who got out of his truck to scream "make stop signs great again" at a bus driver trying to get kids to school
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A thing that's making me happy tonight: a brand new song from two of my very very favorite artists, together

And it's CUMBIA
Juanes, Bomba Estéreo - Muérdeme (Official Video)
YouTube video by JuanesVEVO
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December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Today in extremely normal headlines
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Mark Warner is at tonight's ADC meeting and I'm sitting in the back having a hard time behaving myself
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What's the gift we're all buying the male relative we don't know very well this year
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Within the last three hours I've received Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Giving Tuesday emails... DO DAYS OF THE WEEK MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE???
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Becky Hammer
This did not take long.
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm sorry but "strong floor no ceiling" just makes me think of a house whose roof burned off in an electrical fire
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Extremely tempted
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Do any of you ALXers with young kids want a play kitchen before I put ours on Buy Nothing
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nobody is awake so maybe I'll explain what happened now

It's a story about putting a certain kind of man in charge of appetizers
Had an amazing Thanksgiving even though it resulted in an incident now known as Amuse Bouche Gate
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I want Maya Hawke's "beam me up, this place sucks" shirt
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
@profanity.accountant do you do newsletters
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Do not recommend visiting the Crystal City Alamo Drafthouse this weekend, they're so understaffed it took me over an hour to get my second margarita during Zootopia 2
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Got a really nice note from the immigration legal aid org we supported with our ALX Skeets bake sale earlier this year

We should do it again soon, maybe after the holidays
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by Becky Hammer
I guess the turnpike Burger King sold all their knives?
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Had an amazing Thanksgiving even though it resulted in an incident now known as Amuse Bouche Gate
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Becky Hammer
This just made @beckyhammer.bsky.social's ears burn.
Sending up a flare for @ericmgarcia.bsky.social , I had to explain Bad Bunny and his music to my family.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I thought nothing could top this until Lil Jon did "Turn Down for What" on the Toys R Us float
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My contributions to friendsgiving dinner coming along nicely

Finished yesterday:
-Chocolate pecan pie
-Pumpkin flan de queso

Underway now:
-Sweet potato rolls

On deck:
-Squash with parm and sage
-Baked mac and cheese
-Shredded brussels salad with apple + pomegranate
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM