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Tom McGrath

@tcmcg.bsky.social

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Just another dipshit from Chicago. Bits and jokes and jokes and bits. Photos, sometimes acting, mostly nonsense.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · Nov 28

You incompetent idiots. You dummies. You clownshod nincompoops. Your descendants will be haunted by your deeds.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 26m

We all remember Charlie Kirk best as an equestrian, as was Jesus of Nazareth.

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 28m

DO AHNOLD DO IT DO IT NAO

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 28m

I don’t think I’ve ever been happier for a football player that had no affiliation whatsoever with my teams.

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1h

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 30m

Another @homefield.bsky.social set that looks fantastic. My bank account’s reaction when I noticed Northwestern wasn’t part of this drop:

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 1h

I Matooned out, what are we talking about?

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 2h

Take care. Do good.

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 2h

106 is a RUN, and if anyone made the most of the extra allotment, it’s Sister Jean

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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 7h

“If nothing else, I imagine God must laugh sometimes when someone prays to win a game. God sees a lot of horrible stuff going on. Sometimes he needs a good laugh. I’d like to think I give him a chuckle every time I say into that microphone, ‘Amen and Go Ramblers!’”

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 9h

BREAKING: Sister Jean Dolores Bertha Schmidt, chaplain of the Loyola University Chicago men’s basketball team during its Cinderella run to the 2018 NCAA Final Four — has died.

Sister Jean, Loyola University hoops chaplain who captured nation's heart during Cinderella run, dies at 106

Sister Jean emanated a certain love and grit that sunk into students on and off the court — and made for great TV.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 21h

Good work. Take good care, both of you.

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Jamie Gump (Halloween costume: "Centrist Pundit") @jamiegump.bsky.social · 21h

More.

www.instagram.com/reel/DPmLROm...

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 21h

BARS

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 22h

Cool! That’s a great play, particularly for the high school crowd. It’s still a Real Play, but the bits are accessible. Have fun!

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Dril Eulenspiegel @texaninnyc.bsky.social · 22h

AI will never make great art because it has no sex drive and every great artist is only doing it to get laid.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 22h

WHAT PLAY WHAT PLAY WHAT ROLE I MUST KNOW

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 22h

Christmas in July, what the hell?

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 22h

I've paid my subs/second-shooters reasonable rates, even when I was making dick-all. I compensated students with food, at the very least. (Ostensibly to stay on the sunny side of boosterism, pre-NIL, but in reality, the budget was... limited.)

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 23h

DON'T CARE FOR IT. (Also, specifically, please get fucked, Gemini.)

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 23h

And with that, I'm out on Gales of November. Thank you for your service.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 23h

You seem to have accidentally omitted "into a caldera."

Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ @aaronrosspowell.com · 23h

Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 23h

a man in a futuristic suit is glowing in a dark room

Alt: Saw Gererra "You have no idea where I am." NOTE: as evidence, I present the B1G Coffee Commercial: not only does he bear a slight resemblance to Saw, but he also legitimately kind of sounds like him.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 1d

If someone’s already dropped this one in the chat, I’m happy to *delete* it. Jesus.

(This replaces the skeet without the word "delete" in it.)

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 1d

[runs over to Ionesco, they share an incredibly Byzantine high-five]

Dan Hassler-Forest @danhf.bsky.social · 1d

Samuel Beckett is *cackling* in his grave. 😈

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 1d

“If it’s good enough for the Royal Family…”

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James Martin, SJ @jamesmartinsj.bsky.social · 1d

Pope Leo XIV: "I often wonder, even though the teaching of Sacred Scripture is so clear about the poor, why many people continue to think that they can safely disregard the poor."

"Dilexi te"

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