Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym.
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Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
· Dec 29
Well since I fucked up my 2025 resolutions let’s keep it going and ADD to it for 2026.
1) get me and the kid our passports
2) get the kid his tribal card
3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant)
4) be a kinder person
5) bake something at least once a month
1) get me and the kid our passports
2) get the kid his tribal card
3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant)
4) be a kinder person
5) bake something at least once a month
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If you build a man a fire he'll be warm for the day. If you light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
If you build a man a fire he'll be warm for the day. If you light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My valentines gift.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My valentines gift.
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Okay... the basketball gods are officially getting a little *too* on the nose about the current state of OU men's basketball lol.
Fire at the LNC here at the first media timeout between Oklahoma and Georgia. Something something metaphors something something
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Okay... the basketball gods are officially getting a little *too* on the nose about the current state of OU men's basketball lol.
OMG. Talked about GLP1s with my new doc yesterday. He was immediately like “yes I several patients in them” and “insurance is dumb but we will figure it out. May take a while” ANDMOST IMPORTANTLY did not try to be like “maybe change your diet and work out more” first. We talked for like 40 min
Going to see a PCP for a general physical. Gonna ask about getting on the new wegovy.
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
OMG. Talked about GLP1s with my new doc yesterday. He was immediately like “yes I several patients in them” and “insurance is dumb but we will figure it out. May take a while” ANDMOST IMPORTANTLY did not try to be like “maybe change your diet and work out more” first. We talked for like 40 min
Falling on moguls sounds bruise-y
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Falling on moguls sounds bruise-y
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30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
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New Giannis snacking on popcorn GIF just dropped 🍿
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
New Giannis snacking on popcorn GIF just dropped 🍿
Yall. I don’t know what my non-work look aesthetic is. I am perplexed.
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yall. I don’t know what my non-work look aesthetic is. I am perplexed.
Also NICK LACHEY LET YOUR HAIR GO GREY
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Also NICK LACHEY LET YOUR HAIR GO GREY
OK SO WHY DID one COUPLE not leave THE COUNTRY? THERES no OTHERS DRAMA THEN. WTDF
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
OK SO WHY DID one COUPLE not leave THE COUNTRY? THERES no OTHERS DRAMA THEN. WTDF
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Across Oklahoma, oilfield wastewater has continued to surface from the ground — even as regulators failed to contain it. This investigation examines how oversight fell short, how contamination spread and how families were left to navigate the consequences.
Purged: Oklahoma’s Toxic Wastewater
Across Oklahoma, oilfield wastewater has continued to surface from the ground — even as regulators failed to contain it. This investigation examines how oversight fell short, how contamination spread ...
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February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Across Oklahoma, oilfield wastewater has continued to surface from the ground — even as regulators failed to contain it. This investigation examines how oversight fell short, how contamination spread and how families were left to navigate the consequences.
I am so. Tired.
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I am so. Tired.
TIME FOR LiB: OH-IO
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
TIME FOR LiB: OH-IO
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.
For all the people searching for Houston. Use this instruction on my post.
BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
For all the people searching for Houston. Use this instruction on my post.
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The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.
My HS Alma mater walked out today. The school district is as of October 2024 12490 students of which around 10k of them report as non-white. The HS is 73% non white.
SO GOOD FOR THEM. IM PROUD OF THEM. Fuck the haters. Fuck the commenters who say they don’t know shit.
SO GOOD FOR THEM. IM PROUD OF THEM. Fuck the haters. Fuck the commenters who say they don’t know shit.
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
My HS Alma mater walked out today. The school district is as of October 2024 12490 students of which around 10k of them report as non-white. The HS is 73% non white.
SO GOOD FOR THEM. IM PROUD OF THEM. Fuck the haters. Fuck the commenters who say they don’t know shit.
SO GOOD FOR THEM. IM PROUD OF THEM. Fuck the haters. Fuck the commenters who say they don’t know shit.
QUIT TALKING ABOUT VENEZUELAN OIL. IT DOESN MATTER. ITS NOT FOR US.
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
QUIT TALKING ABOUT VENEZUELAN OIL. IT DOESN MATTER. ITS NOT FOR US.
Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Bonus.
So I remember when I told everyone in tulsa that I was moving to Houston that everyone said look out for traffic and also the drivers are really aggressive, and I have found that the drivers are not aggressive that no one really moves. There’s no tailgating there’s not really speeding.
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
So I remember when I told everyone in tulsa that I was moving to Houston that everyone said look out for traffic and also the drivers are really aggressive, and I have found that the drivers are not aggressive that no one really moves. There’s no tailgating there’s not really speeding.
I’m WFH but I have a vendor lunch today. I’m not dressed for people yet.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I’m WFH but I have a vendor lunch today. I’m not dressed for people yet.
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oh so just dumb luck these idiots didn’t shoot down a passenger aircraft
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
oh so just dumb luck these idiots didn’t shoot down a passenger aircraft
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Story up on Sliding On Ice with links to both the IBSF Jury Decision and the IOC release: www.slidingonice.com?p=13854
Just before the first heat of men’s skeleton, Heraskevych posted to Instagram a photo of himself coming up the outramp wearing his helmet with the caption: “This is the price of our dignity”
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Story up on Sliding On Ice with links to both the IBSF Jury Decision and the IOC release: www.slidingonice.com?p=13854