Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym.
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Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
· Dec 29
Well since I fucked up my 2025 resolutions let’s keep it going and ADD to it for 2026.
1) get me and the kid our passports
2) get the kid his tribal card
3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant)
4) be a kinder person
5) bake something at least once a month
1) get me and the kid our passports
2) get the kid his tribal card
3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant)
4) be a kinder person
5) bake something at least once a month
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Get off Instagram ... the women who full of flavor are down to the
Renni fair
Drinking Mead
saying weird stuff to you when you just trying to get a beer
Renni fair
Drinking Mead
saying weird stuff to you when you just trying to get a beer
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Get off Instagram ... the women who full of flavor are down to the
Renni fair
Drinking Mead
saying weird stuff to you when you just trying to get a beer
Renni fair
Drinking Mead
saying weird stuff to you when you just trying to get a beer
Scream 2 (1997) (just for the packed house Friday night bunch of teenagers aspect)
Titanic (1997)
The little mermaid (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The land before time (1988)
An American tail (1986)
Titanic (1997)
The little mermaid (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The land before time (1988)
An American tail (1986)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Scream 2 (1997) (just for the packed house Friday night bunch of teenagers aspect)
Titanic (1997)
The little mermaid (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The land before time (1988)
An American tail (1986)
Titanic (1997)
The little mermaid (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The land before time (1988)
An American tail (1986)
lol. Restaurant in region offering a “galentines” “girl dinner” that’s a martini, truffle fries, chicken ceasar, cheesecake slice. And lol. L. O. L.
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
lol. Restaurant in region offering a “galentines” “girl dinner” that’s a martini, truffle fries, chicken ceasar, cheesecake slice. And lol. L. O. L.
Also I MAY have helped to start a family squabble at a vendor?? But like not on purpose I may have just exposed a stress point and made it worse??
Because vendor was run by guy and his brother. Brother had been POC now brother is gone. Like in last 7 days. guy now has all the work and oops???
Because vendor was run by guy and his brother. Brother had been POC now brother is gone. Like in last 7 days. guy now has all the work and oops???
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Also I MAY have helped to start a family squabble at a vendor?? But like not on purpose I may have just exposed a stress point and made it worse??
Because vendor was run by guy and his brother. Brother had been POC now brother is gone. Like in last 7 days. guy now has all the work and oops???
Because vendor was run by guy and his brother. Brother had been POC now brother is gone. Like in last 7 days. guy now has all the work and oops???
Sooooo I might have found a pair of cowboy style boots. In my size. I got a tall one but don’t know that I like it. So ordering a shorter version to see how it all goes. But I’m excited. A little.
February 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Sooooo I might have found a pair of cowboy style boots. In my size. I got a tall one but don’t know that I like it. So ordering a shorter version to see how it all goes. But I’m excited. A little.
Coworker needs a root canal. But won’t take antibiotics because “ruins gut health” and I literally said “you know what else is bad? Your mandible rotting out of your mouth”
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Coworker needs a root canal. But won’t take antibiotics because “ruins gut health” and I literally said “you know what else is bad? Your mandible rotting out of your mouth”
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Abby Wambach announces she fired the Wasserman Agency.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Abby Wambach announces she fired the Wasserman Agency.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
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Today in the second round of the Walt Disney Animation Studios bracket, a classic faces off against a sequel to a classic. What film gets your vote?
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Bambi
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Fantasia 2000
📊 Show results
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Bambi
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Fantasia 2000
📊 Show results
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Today in the second round of the Walt Disney Animation Studios bracket, a classic faces off against a sequel to a classic. What film gets your vote?
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Bambi
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Fantasia 2000
📊 Show results
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Bambi
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/T58AuW/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Fantasia 2000
📊 Show results
Huh.
The Big 12 will play its basketball tournaments on an LED "GlassFloor," the league announced.
Same technology used around the NBA All-Star events a few years ago.
Same technology used around the NBA All-Star events a few years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Huh.
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Okay, reading the actual statements (assuming they're accurate, which is a BIG assumption these days), the military started taling out drones with lasers and stuff, didn't TELL the FAA about it, and when the FAA found out didn't stop so the FAA put out the TFR to protect civil traffic until
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Okay, reading the actual statements (assuming they're accurate, which is a BIG assumption these days), the military started taling out drones with lasers and stuff, didn't TELL the FAA about it, and when the FAA found out didn't stop so the FAA put out the TFR to protect civil traffic until
I’m so tired of being asked where I want to go eat from
Vendors. I don’t know. I don’t know what’s near me. I’m not particular but I am picky. I would eat at a long horn if it meant I could get out of the building for a bit and claim its work related
Vendors. I don’t know. I don’t know what’s near me. I’m not particular but I am picky. I would eat at a long horn if it meant I could get out of the building for a bit and claim its work related
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I’m so tired of being asked where I want to go eat from
Vendors. I don’t know. I don’t know what’s near me. I’m not particular but I am picky. I would eat at a long horn if it meant I could get out of the building for a bit and claim its work related
Vendors. I don’t know. I don’t know what’s near me. I’m not particular but I am picky. I would eat at a long horn if it meant I could get out of the building for a bit and claim its work related
Ok but for reals. Has any cycled the betting site? Like I bet that has some telltale signs
I assume the official accounts weren’t there.
HAS ANYONE CHECKED THE RIGHT WING BETTING SITE
HAS ANYONE CHECKED THE RIGHT WING BETTING SITE
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Ok but for reals. Has any cycled the betting site? Like I bet that has some telltale signs
It’s weird that the announcement came through x too right?
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It’s weird that the announcement came through x too right?
Real world guys KID hit the button didn’t they?
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Real world guys KID hit the button didn’t they?
Oklahoma showing its ass again. The only reason you have to show ID for planes is because people used the as weapons. You didn’t use to show IDs there either.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Oklahoma showing its ass again. The only reason you have to show ID for planes is because people used the as weapons. You didn’t use to show IDs there either.
So like this El Paso thing is real real bad.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
So like this El Paso thing is real real bad.
Slept so hard my pajamas imprinted on me
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Slept so hard my pajamas imprinted on me
I am so goddamned tired.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I am so goddamned tired.
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"A group of 'Bad Apples' is called a Precinct"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"A group of 'Bad Apples' is called a Precinct"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
This. So much this. There are so many nicknames and such that people have. Why all ass ruffled about a birth certificate.
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This. So much this. There are so many nicknames and such that people have. Why all ass ruffled about a birth certificate.
AYFKM. TWO FUCINGDAYS BEFORE A HOLIDAY PARTY YOU PUT OUT THAT VAENTINES WITHOUT GOFTS CAN BE HANDED OUT. WTFFFFFFFFF.
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
AYFKM. TWO FUCINGDAYS BEFORE A HOLIDAY PARTY YOU PUT OUT THAT VAENTINES WITHOUT GOFTS CAN BE HANDED OUT. WTFFFFFFFFF.
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
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Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge
It is 4pm. And my brain is fucking done. And my day tomorrow is just too many fucking meetings.
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It is 4pm. And my brain is fucking done. And my day tomorrow is just too many fucking meetings.
Maniacal laugh!!!
The United States, who have three shutouts in four games, improved to 4-0 in the Olympics and have outscored their opponents 20-1.
USA blanks Canada in women’s hockey as Marie-Philip Poulin’s absence looms large
The Americans continued their dominant run at the 2026 Olympics, defeating Canada 5-0 on Tuesday in their final group-stage game.
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Maniacal laugh!!!