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Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym.

Needs naps.
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Well since I fucked up my 2025 resolutions let’s keep it going and ADD to it for 2026.

1) get me and the kid our passports
2) get the kid his tribal card
3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant)
4) be a kinder person
5) bake something at least once a month
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thinking about this horse from a painting in the portrait gallery in honor of this new year. the horse is not a main feature but once you see it, you can't unsee it.
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I wonder how many vendors I’m gonnapiss off in this roll.
February 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
6 then 9 then 1.
From reddit:
February 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Oh shit the kiddo might be sick sick
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, the civil rights leader from the era of MLK to Black Lives Matter, has died at 84, his family said.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King, has died at 84
The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson has died. He was 84. Jackson was a protege of the Rev. Martin Luther King and became a leader of the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King was assassinated in 1968.
bit.ly
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
WELL THEN. NOT IM. I AM NOT A COSTCO. GOD DAMMIT.
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Well I’m the Costco
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Makes it feel like everywhere sucks.
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
God dam. I’m in a bad mood today. Fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Dammit
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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US hockey tweet but can be applied to most things in life
In other news, the women are quietly cooler and better than the men
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I chose EMPTIED THE TRASH
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I need a skinless to tell me why the men are struggling in the slope this morning please
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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You go check on him

Me? Why me?

You’re good with people

Um…
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
God I want to be watching men’s slalom right now.
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Can we talk about IT help desk workers for a minute? And how they are the best at being the most under appreciated people in offices and also completely oblivious to normal office culture like checking out of offices?

They have to have technical expertise to help computer novices to experts
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Seven kingdoms for tonight is A LOT
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Yall. It’s so good.
February 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
LOL TULSA WELDING ACHOOL AD.
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bubba waiting for his friend and teammate!!
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
THE MAN WAS SPONSORED BY A MOBILE APP “Gambling” GAME
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
So much debris in the track from the wrecks
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
OMG
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Wooof three wide bad
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM