Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
@jontayler.bsky.social
Eight-time winner of PEOPLE's Sexist Man of the Year award, three-time AL MVP, recipient of the 1973 Nobel Prize in Chemistry, third grade spelling bee finalist. Formerly a baseball words guy at FanGraphs and Sports Illustrated.
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"We're bringing the Iron Eagle movies back, folks." [light cheers] "And Louis Gossett, Lou, a good friend, really, is he here? Lou? Colonel Chappy, we love him."
what stale hollywood franchise should the next dem president bring back
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"We're bringing the Iron Eagle movies back, folks." [light cheers] "And Louis Gossett, Lou, a good friend, really, is he here? Lou? Colonel Chappy, we love him."
Incredible way to learn that Sonny Gray is going to make more money in 2026 than all but seven players in MLB and somehow still less than Anthony Rendon
thank you to @baumann.bsky.social for alerting me to the structure of Gray's contract, that's exceedingly funny
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Incredible way to learn that Sonny Gray is going to make more money in 2026 than all but seven players in MLB and somehow still less than Anthony Rendon
The lack of a non-PED connected obvious Hall of Famer is going to lead to some truly free jazz ballots this year
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The lack of a non-PED connected obvious Hall of Famer is going to lead to some truly free jazz ballots this year
Ben is going to get Zohran to fire Aaron Boone, confirmed
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ben is going to get Zohran to fire Aaron Boone, confirmed
Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
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A campaign to elect everyday Brooklynites to the Kings County Democratic Party
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November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Are you a Democrat in Brooklyn who wants to help build a more ambitious, more effective party?
One concrete thing you can do in 2026 is run for County Committee with @repyourblock.bsky.social!
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Don't understand getting mad about NAKED GUN being top of this list (a perfectly defensible if not correct position) instead of being mad that DUMB AND DUMBER is nowhere on it (indefensible and the sign of moral and ethical cowardice)
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Don't understand getting mad about NAKED GUN being top of this list (a perfectly defensible if not correct position) instead of being mad that DUMB AND DUMBER is nowhere on it (indefensible and the sign of moral and ethical cowardice)
Very nice of the Mets to send Brandon Nimmo to his spiritual home (the endless Dallas Fort Worth metroplex and its vast teeming herds of lifted F-150s)
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Very nice of the Mets to send Brandon Nimmo to his spiritual home (the endless Dallas Fort Worth metroplex and its vast teeming herds of lifted F-150s)
[Matt Berry voice]
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
[Matt Berry voice]
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
These fucking freaks are gonna lose
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
These fucking freaks are gonna lose
Mamdani makes only one concession to Trump: hiring Roscoe the Bedbug Sniffing Dog as deputy mayor
Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mamdani makes only one concession to Trump: hiring Roscoe the Bedbug Sniffing Dog as deputy mayor
Us NY-7ers are gonna elect a straight up Marxist-Leninist to Congress, I’ll tell you what
Breaking News: Nydia Velázquez, a Democratic trailblazer and 16-term New York congresswoman, announced she will retire next year.
Nydia Velázquez, a New York Trailblazer in Congress, to Retire Next Year
Ms. Velázquez, 72, a 16-term congresswoman, said it was time for a new generation of Democrats to step forward.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Us NY-7ers are gonna elect a straight up Marxist-Leninist to Congress, I’ll tell you what
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
"I'm sorry, we're all out of K-Coke Demon Hunters, is K-Pepsi Demon Hunters OK?"
K-Coke Demon Hunters in the south
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"I'm sorry, we're all out of K-Coke Demon Hunters, is K-Pepsi Demon Hunters OK?"
It's only called K-Pop Demon Hunters in the Midwest, over in the Northeast it's K-Soda Demon Hunters
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's only called K-Pop Demon Hunters in the Midwest, over in the Northeast it's K-Soda Demon Hunters
So Grayson Rodriguez's shoulder and elbow must look like a World War I battlefield, huh
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So Grayson Rodriguez's shoulder and elbow must look like a World War I battlefield, huh
The Tim and Eric-ification of our universe continues apace
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Tim and Eric-ification of our universe continues apace
The black lab coming back for his fourth dumpling in 45 seconds
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The black lab coming back for his fourth dumpling in 45 seconds
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rinpu bizukitto
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
rinpu bizukitto
Chat is it bad if Paul Skenes is worth almost as much as your entire outfield
Here's an early look at the ZiPS x @fangraphs.com Depth Chart for the next team in the ZiPS projections, the Pittsburgh Pirates.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chat is it bad if Paul Skenes is worth almost as much as your entire outfield
Is Rick Porcello even 40 years old
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Is Rick Porcello even 40 years old
OLIVIA NUZZI: [blushing] so is there a Mrs Smarf
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: [blushing] so is there a Mrs Smarf