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For every like this gets, I will distribute a life hack.
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"One guy, it doesn't matter who, swears there's a poll out there that says people want to be invaded." What kind of sourcing is this lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The Macy’s parade performers are like
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.

I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I am ready to go beyond implication and say after reading the facts here that one of the most recognizable people working in the White House almost certainly had ICE arrest her nephew's mother as a favor to her brother
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Maybe read “Up The Chimney Down” this Thanksgiving evening and deliciously weird yourself out pre-pumpkin pie.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Do you know who else likes ambrosia?

No one. I made it for me, bitches.
I’ve been simmering a chicken carcass on the stove for the last eight or so hours, because you can’t actually do that on turkey day – it’s just too chaotic – and yet, a really good stock is going to make your life much better in your immediate, post-turkey future. Also ambrosia, because I like it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’ve been simmering a chicken carcass on the stove for the last eight or so hours, because you can’t actually do that on turkey day – it’s just too chaotic – and yet, a really good stock is going to make your life much better in your immediate, post-turkey future. Also ambrosia, because I like it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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New sourdough starter needs a name and I’m drawing a blank
a man in a chef 's hat sits at a table with a large piece of bread
ALT: a man in a chef 's hat sits at a table with a large piece of bread
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from my house to yours.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
oh my god this is one of the Rugrats twins
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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GOOD NIGHT
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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He’s also not posting this. Miller is.

And again and again a one aging and again the press takes these things seriously. Treats it as if it’s Scowcroft and Colin Powell talking. With France in 1991.

And I just want to shake them so hard.
Trump is so clearly not being read in on these negotiations (or, equally likely, he doesn't care.)

The "few remaining points of disagreement" are the quintessential issues that have always been at play — i.e. should Russia be allowed to use these negotiations to seize even more territory?
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
oh my god, I almost missed this one!
xkcd.com/3171/
Geologic Core Sample
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Twitter/X's new location-revealing feature quickly exposed that many high-engagement, MAGA-branded accounts posing as patriotic Americans were actually operating overseas, in places like Eastern Europe, Thailand, Nigeria, and Bangladesh.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
X's new location transparency feature unleashes questions about origins of MAGA accounts
The function, which shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was create...
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM