Deck the Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower, and trivia titan.
“Am I a fucking joke to you?”
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“Am I a fucking joke to you?”
Oye, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social Es el pescado favorito de tu madre.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oye, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social Es el pescado favorito de tu madre.
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
ROWDAYUMTAHD
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
ROWDAYUMTAHD
*extremely Lazlo Cravensworth voice*
“BAT”
“BAT”
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*extremely Lazlo Cravensworth voice*
“BAT”
“BAT”
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Look at his call sheet from tonight lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Look at his call sheet from tonight lol
More than loving this as a fan, I’m loving this for Kent Pavelka. The dude has had to absolutely endure some shit over the nearly 50 years he’s called Nebraska basketball games
Kent Pavelka just slowly turns into a Tim Robinson character as this call goes on lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
More than loving this as a fan, I’m loving this for Kent Pavelka. The dude has had to absolutely endure some shit over the nearly 50 years he’s called Nebraska basketball games
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Guys will say “I needed this” and it’s literally just one good stretch of Nebraska basketball in their adult lives
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Guys will say “I needed this” and it’s literally just one good stretch of Nebraska basketball in their adult lives
SPARTY GETS THE TREATMENT.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
SPARTY GETS THE TREATMENT.
Horseshit call
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Horseshit call
Georgia just got royally fucked with that targeting call
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Georgia just got royally fucked with that targeting call
🎶Everywhere I hear the sound
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
🎶Everywhere I hear the sound
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
“I should call her”
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“I should call her”
Gete Polding
/send Skeet
/send Skeet
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Gete Polding
/send Skeet
/send Skeet
Me: “I don’t know what happened to your beers in the garage fridge!”
My dad:
My dad:
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Me: “I don’t know what happened to your beers in the garage fridge!”
My dad:
My dad:
Bama’s getting beat like Schwartz after ralphie told his mom that he heard the F word from him
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Bama’s getting beat like Schwartz after ralphie told his mom that he heard the F word from him
This is like watching Clark Griswold outwit the Blackjack dealer in Vegas Vacation.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This is like watching Clark Griswold outwit the Blackjack dealer in Vegas Vacation.
Update: 4 TD game.
Why is Alabama kicking to turn a 3-TD game into a 3-TD game late in the third quarter?
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Update: 4 TD game.
Absolutely beating. That. Ass.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Absolutely beating. That. Ass.
Why wouldn’t they?
Is Alabama seriously playing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Why wouldn’t they?
Hello, I’m Golf Club swung at a Piñata.
Hi, I'm your enlarged fibrous uterus!
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Hello, I’m Golf Club swung at a Piñata.
Bama, ya dead?
a man is laying in a pile of cardboard boxes with the words `` yeah mon '' written next to him .
ALT: a man is laying in a pile of cardboard boxes with the words `` yeah mon '' written next to him .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Bama, ya dead?
The race is on and it’s so over for you hoes.
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The race is on and it’s so over for you hoes.
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I don't find this threatening. I find it what America is all about.
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I don't find this threatening. I find it what America is all about.