Hardy Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower, and trivia titan.
Anyone who's defeated the Dam level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for NES:
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Anyone who's defeated the Dam level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for NES:
Promise?
Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Promise?
During Intramural Basketball, as the coach of the Smith 5 Irish Pompano, I was ejected because I was dressed as a stereotypical 1970's coach, complete with orange blazer and plaid pants. My roommate was ejected just prior because he was our fish mascot complete with costume.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
During Intramural Basketball, as the coach of the Smith 5 Irish Pompano, I was ejected because I was dressed as a stereotypical 1970's coach, complete with orange blazer and plaid pants. My roommate was ejected just prior because he was our fish mascot complete with costume.
First CityWide Change Bank is a prime example of this, and goddammit if it doesn't get funnier each watch.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
First CityWide Change Bank is a prime example of this, and goddammit if it doesn't get funnier each watch.
really regret not putting him in my 2026 Ghoul Pool
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
really regret not putting him in my 2026 Ghoul Pool
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social and what former lawmaker's portrait was under his arm?
It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social and what former lawmaker's portrait was under his arm?
Just as it was drawn up
the 15-0 (4-0 in Big 10 play) No. 10 Nebrasketball Cornhuskers
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Just as it was drawn up
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that’s a 15-0 Nebrasketball to you 🌽
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
that’s a 15-0 Nebrasketball to you 🌽
Buckeyes get the Treatment™️!!
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Buckeyes get the Treatment™️!!
Bedroom window was rattling so I put my finger on it to stop. Finger went through and probably should have received stitches, but super glue came to the rescue. Nearly 30 years later the scar is still prominent
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Bedroom window was rattling so I put my finger on it to stop. Finger went through and probably should have received stitches, but super glue came to the rescue. Nearly 30 years later the scar is still prominent
There will never be a funnier recurring gag that someone pulls over nearly 30 years than Paul Rudd pranking Conan O'Brien with the Mac and Me clip.
Paul Rudd Surprises Conan With A Clip From His Film “Anaconda” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
There will never be a funnier recurring gag that someone pulls over nearly 30 years than Paul Rudd pranking Conan O'Brien with the Mac and Me clip.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Can I get a "hell yeah?"
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Can I get a "hell yeah?"
Hey, those of you in Florida - I'm trying to find a Nike Emeka Egbuka Creamsicle jersey in a size L as a gift. Does anyone at all have a line on such a thing? Seems like every single store powered by Fanatics is out.
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey, those of you in Florida - I'm trying to find a Nike Emeka Egbuka Creamsicle jersey in a size L as a gift. Does anyone at all have a line on such a thing? Seems like every single store powered by Fanatics is out.
Without question, this is my favorite Far Side cartoon ever.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Without question, this is my favorite Far Side cartoon ever.
my condolences go out to @davidczapka.bsky.social
The Giants are keeping GM Joe Schoen for a fifth season, a league source confirmed to The Athletic on Monday.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
my condolences go out to @davidczapka.bsky.social
"and if that doesn't happen, I look forward to collaborating with my friends across the aisle in drafting a letter requesting the potential of a vote to consider talking about reining in overreach by the Executive branch of our government."
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"and if that doesn't happen, I look forward to collaborating with my friends across the aisle in drafting a letter requesting the potential of a vote to consider talking about reining in overreach by the Executive branch of our government."
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i think people are wildly overestimating the level of strategic thinking behind what just happened in venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
i think people are wildly overestimating the level of strategic thinking behind what just happened in venezuela
Love to start the Mondayest of Mondays by paying over $800 in car registration renewal fees!
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Love to start the Mondayest of Mondays by paying over $800 in car registration renewal fees!
“Am I a fucking joke to you?”
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“Am I a fucking joke to you?”
Oye, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social Es el pescado favorito de tu madre.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oye, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social Es el pescado favorito de tu madre.
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
