The Wreck of the Hardy Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
"Kim Kardashian? The Merkin entrepreneur?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Kim Kardashian? The Merkin entrepreneur?"
Chicken de pirate, the
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Chicken de pirate, the
Them: “You any good at darts?”
Me:
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Them: “You any good at darts?”
Me:
Me:
GBR gang
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
GBR gang
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Behold. In all its glory.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Behold. In all its glory.
SQUAD. We made it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
SQUAD. We made it.
I think it's the sequel we never knew we needed.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's the sequel we never knew we needed.
Piss your diapers more, buddy.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Piss your diapers more, buddy.
Nietzsche: Philosopher, Masturbator.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nietzsche: Philosopher, Masturbator.
LOOK AT THESE TWO!
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
LOOK AT THESE TWO!
Can corroborate.
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Can corroborate.
[in Bernie Mac Voice]
“Half”
“Half”
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[in Bernie Mac Voice]
“Half”
“Half”
Looks like a “Blatant Disregard For Your Teammates. You Are Headed to “Area 51”” on the rocks.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Looks like a “Blatant Disregard For Your Teammates. You Are Headed to “Area 51”” on the rocks.
“LeCaptain? What the hell’s he do on the team?”
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“LeCaptain? What the hell’s he do on the team?”
“There was nothing we could do. It was between the Dolphins. Real football shit”
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“There was nothing we could do. It was between the Dolphins. Real football shit”
Be careful leaving Hard Rock Stadium tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Be careful leaving Hard Rock Stadium tonight.
Marge Simpson ass Quarterback.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Marge Simpson ass Quarterback.
Damn. I like this.
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Damn. I like this.
It’s done. Now we move onto the wiring
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s done. Now we move onto the wiring