The Wreck of the Hardy Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
Comrade’s got a little too much vodka running through its circuits
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Comrade’s got a little too much vodka running through its circuits
Damn, maybe Youtube TV cutting ties with Disney ain't all bad.
Theo Von on College GameDay? ESPN is really telling female viewers to fuck off and watch something else
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Damn, maybe Youtube TV cutting ties with Disney ain't all bad.
"Kim Kardashian? The Merkin entrepreneur?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Kim Kardashian? The Merkin entrepreneur?"
"No Country for Old Bonds" by Joel and Ethan Coen
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"No Country for Old Bonds" by Joel and Ethan Coen
Who in the goddamned fuck is being influenced by this cartoon character?
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who in the goddamned fuck is being influenced by this cartoon character?
Oh baby. We makin’ a roux now, Chere!
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh baby. We makin’ a roux now, Chere!
I mean it's pretty appropriate to putting the lifespan of the United States right on the coin.
people.com/donald-trump... I just knew this was coming. And if you think this doesn’t end with a massive gold trump statue in DC you’re not paying attention
Donald Trump Is Putting His Face on Both Sides of a New Coin. U.S. Treasury Reveals 'First Drafts'
The U.S. Treasury revealed the draft of a $1 coin featuring President Donald Trump on both sides.
people.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I mean it's pretty appropriate to putting the lifespan of the United States right on the coin.
like, what are you bothering a cuttlefish like that?
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
like, what are you bothering a cuttlefish like that?
Cooperative. Balkan. Spiders.
We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Cooperative. Balkan. Spiders.
ah, neat
New:
On The Gateway Pundit's podcast yesterday, Stewart Rhodes announced he's relaunching the Oath Keepers
He also urged Trump to “call us up as a militia" & "order us all to come together in our counties under his command."
www.mediamatters.org/oath-keepers...
On The Gateway Pundit's podcast yesterday, Stewart Rhodes announced he's relaunching the Oath Keepers
He also urged Trump to “call us up as a militia" & "order us all to come together in our counties under his command."
www.mediamatters.org/oath-keepers...
![STEWART RHODES (FOUNDER, OATH KEEPERS): And one other thing I want to say is that President Trump, as commander in chief, always has absolute authority to call all of us up as the militia because every one of us — in federal statues defining the militia, it's every able-bodied male from age 17-45. And for us veterans, it goes up to age 64 because of our prior training and experience.
Right now, under federal statutes, President Trump can call us up as the militia if he sees it necessary, especially for three purposes: to repel invasions, to suppress insurrections, and to execute the laws of the union. And right now, we see all three of those in play.
...
And the militia is all of us. So the National Guard is part of the militia, which is why it's completely lawful for him to use the National Guard as he has, and he should do more of that, I think, across the country.
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He could just say given the circumstances of an invasion, insurrection, and resistance against federal law being being enforced, I'm calling up the militia, ordering all the men to come together [in] every county, put the veterans in charge of training and organizing all the other men and just have them stand too and await his orders. He can do that and I think he should do that. And so that's what I'll be advocating for from him. So from the bottom, from down the rank and file, we can let President Trump know that we're ready to serve, encourage him to do that, call us up as a militia, order us all to come together in our counties under his command, which gives you complete legal sanction to do what you're doing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:af7tqcetuyt352aolf3znlxe/bafkreialm4skuozqobejpd6vx4m6kuwsgtidxmmxvj3ftcff6otiuyohiy@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ah, neat
"We Told Them That We'd Work With Them"
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"We Told Them That We'd Work With Them"
This dumb dick is a medical doctor.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This dumb dick is a medical doctor.
Lego needs to do a UCS edition of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Lego needs to do a UCS edition of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Chicken de pirate, the
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Chicken de pirate, the
Them: “You any good at darts?”
Me:
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Them: “You any good at darts?”
Me:
Me:
GBR gang
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
GBR gang
King LaTeefa
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
King LaTeefa
And all of you wondered why our numbers were so high when @mattbrown.bsky.social’ totals came out earlier this week
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And all of you wondered why our numbers were so high when @mattbrown.bsky.social’ totals came out earlier this week
My country for a goddamned holding call
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My country for a goddamned holding call
Finally a fucking false start is called
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Finally a fucking false start is called
Heinrich fucking WHIFFED his assignment.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Heinrich fucking WHIFFED his assignment.
Broken ass ankles
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Broken ass ankles
So, ummm. TJ LaTeef and Emmit Johnson, eh?
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So, ummm. TJ LaTeef and Emmit Johnson, eh?
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Even with a face mask
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Even with a face mask