Joseph Zucker
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Ohio's biggest Seattle Storm and San Diego Padres fan. Breaking news writer at Bleacher Report.
Sophie Cunningham signing with Project B was so obvious I can't believe I didn't see it coming
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sophie Cunningham signing with Project B was so obvious I can't believe I didn't see it coming
What if we put this in terms that Urban might understand?
Let's say Baton Rouge is the local steakhouse you own, and LSU is a young woman who isn't your wife
Let's say Baton Rouge is the local steakhouse you own, and LSU is a young woman who isn't your wife
"That might haunt Lane…how do you walk in that meeting and say, ‘Hey guys, I’m not only leaving, I’m gonna be playing you next year?’ I don’t know" – Urban Meyer on Lane Kiffin
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What if we put this in terms that Urban might understand?
Let's say Baton Rouge is the local steakhouse you own, and LSU is a young woman who isn't your wife
Let's say Baton Rouge is the local steakhouse you own, and LSU is a young woman who isn't your wife
I wonder if the Phoenix Mercury have to pay royalties to Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wonder if the Phoenix Mercury have to pay royalties to Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet
Really applying a literal definition of “off-court” if Malice at the Palace qualifies
Over the past 25 years, some of the NBA's biggest stories have come off the court.
So here's how our NBA staff ranked the 10 most impactful off-court stories of the 21st century.
Do you agree with our list?
So here's how our NBA staff ranked the 10 most impactful off-court stories of the 21st century.
Do you agree with our list?
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Really applying a literal definition of “off-court” if Malice at the Palace qualifies
Thank god
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥
Vol 1 premieres November 26
Vol 1 premieres November 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thank god
I’m going to come off as a hater but you can’t convince me this a roster so far that can anchor a worldwide league that’s trying to be the Formula One of women’s basketball
Kelsey Mitchell has joined Project B.
Here’s the latest list:
Nnneka Ogwumike
Alyssa Thomas
Jonquel Jones
Jewell Loyd
Kamilla Cardoso
Li Meng
Janelle Salaun
Kelsey Mitchell
(📸: ProjectB_Global on Threads)
Here’s the latest list:
Nnneka Ogwumike
Alyssa Thomas
Jonquel Jones
Jewell Loyd
Kamilla Cardoso
Li Meng
Janelle Salaun
Kelsey Mitchell
(📸: ProjectB_Global on Threads)
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m going to come off as a hater but you can’t convince me this a roster so far that can anchor a worldwide league that’s trying to be the Formula One of women’s basketball
Add "The New York Yankees" to the list of things Zohran Mamdani is destroying before even taking office
Never become a billionaire failson, folks. It makes you think everyone else in the world is a fuckin' idiot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Add "The New York Yankees" to the list of things Zohran Mamdani is destroying before even taking office
I'm not sure there's a more thankless job in major American sports than being the managing director for USA women's basketball. A recipe to get zero credit whenever the US wins and only succeed in pissing off various sections of fans when popular players are omitted from the final roster.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm not sure there's a more thankless job in major American sports than being the managing director for USA women's basketball. A recipe to get zero credit whenever the US wins and only succeed in pissing off various sections of fans when popular players are omitted from the final roster.
No Diana Taurasi!?
USA Basketball's training camp roster for Dec. 12-14 at Duke:
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No Diana Taurasi!?
Shedeur Sanders played better than last week and he should start the Browns' next game. But I'm not sure how much you can extrapolate from a performance where more than half of his total yards came on two completions.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Shedeur Sanders played better than last week and he should start the Browns' next game. But I'm not sure how much you can extrapolate from a performance where more than half of his total yards came on two completions.
This is like when Richie Rich played baseball in that vacant lot with the commoners
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is like when Richie Rich played baseball in that vacant lot with the commoners
Getting swept into office on my platform that every American male should be afforded one paid hour of gaming every day at work
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Getting swept into office on my platform that every American male should be afforded one paid hour of gaming every day at work
Roasting my best friend by unearthing slurs that haven't been in common usage since the 1850s
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Roasting my best friend by unearthing slurs that haven't been in common usage since the 1850s
Re-sign Gabby Williams at all costs
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Re-sign Gabby Williams at all costs
The Indiana Fever didn’t win the draft lottery. Why is the WNBA rooting for Caitlin Clark to fail
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Indiana Fever didn’t win the draft lottery. Why is the WNBA rooting for Caitlin Clark to fail
What was Nathan Peterman's EPA/play from the 5 INT game?
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What was Nathan Peterman's EPA/play from the 5 INT game?
Watching a Vikings game is witnessing JJ McCarthy's confidence disappear in real time
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Watching a Vikings game is witnessing JJ McCarthy's confidence disappear in real time
This is like if Matt Nagy said his biggest mistake in the 2021 draft was not trading up for Trey Lance
Former Raiders coach Antonio Pierce thinks the team may have drafted Shedeur Sanders if he were still the coach.
Here’s what he said during an appearance on CBS Sports’ “NFL Today” www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Here’s what he said during an appearance on CBS Sports’ “NFL Today” www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is like if Matt Nagy said his biggest mistake in the 2021 draft was not trading up for Trey Lance
WWE's greatest ever storyline is apparently unfolding
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WWE's greatest ever storyline is apparently unfolding
And they say nobody is investing in municipal golf anymore
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And they say nobody is investing in municipal golf anymore
—the Storm win the lottery
—WNBPA president Nneka Ogwumike negotiates a new CBA that lowers the minimum age to 21 for draft eligibility
—Seattle takes Hannah Hidalgo first overall in 2026
—WNBPA president Nneka Ogwumike negotiates a new CBA that lowers the minimum age to 21 for draft eligibility
—Seattle takes Hannah Hidalgo first overall in 2026
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
—the Storm win the lottery
—WNBPA president Nneka Ogwumike negotiates a new CBA that lowers the minimum age to 21 for draft eligibility
—Seattle takes Hannah Hidalgo first overall in 2026
—WNBPA president Nneka Ogwumike negotiates a new CBA that lowers the minimum age to 21 for draft eligibility
—Seattle takes Hannah Hidalgo first overall in 2026
Holiday Touchdown
A Browns Love Story
A Browns Love Story
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Holiday Touchdown
A Browns Love Story
A Browns Love Story