LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
you really fucked up the ol' flipper, didn't you, Stitter?
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you really fucked up the ol' flipper, didn't you, Stitter?
from the @actioncookbook.com newsletter, another movie I haven't seen all the way through:
Groundhog Day.
Groundhog Day.
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
from the @actioncookbook.com newsletter, another movie I haven't seen all the way through:
Groundhog Day.
Groundhog Day.
Nick, Nick, you need residuals @slothropsmap.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Nick, Nick, you need residuals @slothropsmap.bsky.social
fuck you, guy.
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
fuck you, guy.
ETA: No, this is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever heard
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
ETA: No, this is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever heard
median GOP primary voter's opinion of David Holt, just saying. Probably less profane, less insulting than what most of them say about him
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
median GOP primary voter's opinion of David Holt, just saying. Probably less profane, less insulting than what most of them say about him
Beau Jo's 14er pizza challenge in Idaho Springs, CO. It's 14 pounds. Even as a two person challenge, you're talking about 112 ounces of pizza per person in an hour, and the distinctive Beau Jo's giant crust is designed to ruin your day.
CC: @sickoscommittee.org, CC: @janecoaston.bsky.social
CC: @sickoscommittee.org, CC: @janecoaston.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Beau Jo's 14er pizza challenge in Idaho Springs, CO. It's 14 pounds. Even as a two person challenge, you're talking about 112 ounces of pizza per person in an hour, and the distinctive Beau Jo's giant crust is designed to ruin your day.
CC: @sickoscommittee.org, CC: @janecoaston.bsky.social
CC: @sickoscommittee.org, CC: @janecoaston.bsky.social
Look at how perfect the 1982-2008 tags were, particularly 1989-1994.
Oklahoma is OK
Oklahoma is OK
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Look at how perfect the 1982-2008 tags were, particularly 1989-1994.
Oklahoma is OK
Oklahoma is OK
I don't have much sympathy.
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I don't have much sympathy.
this hit like Rex Grossman-cooked crack
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
this hit like Rex Grossman-cooked crack
Ol' Brant is a baby
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ol' Brant is a baby
WHOA
...reminded of the time I helped run a hedging program that lost money for five years until Winter Storm Uri, at which point we paid the client's gas bill for the next two years.
...reminded of the time I helped run a hedging program that lost money for five years until Winter Storm Uri, at which point we paid the client's gas bill for the next two years.
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
WHOA
...reminded of the time I helped run a hedging program that lost money for five years until Winter Storm Uri, at which point we paid the client's gas bill for the next two years.
...reminded of the time I helped run a hedging program that lost money for five years until Winter Storm Uri, at which point we paid the client's gas bill for the next two years.
Brighton going with last year’s away yellow instead of this year’s Barney the Purple Dinosaur award is truly disappointing
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Brighton going with last year’s away yellow instead of this year’s Barney the Purple Dinosaur award is truly disappointing
Reggie is our third with a full tail, you have to stop the breeder from docking them on day 1.
They’re the happiest tails too.
They’re the happiest tails too.
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Reggie is our third with a full tail, you have to stop the breeder from docking them on day 1.
They’re the happiest tails too.
They’re the happiest tails too.
Sweater weather for Reggie.
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Sweater weather for Reggie.
after you said this
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
after you said this
this advice from @drewmagary.bsky.social is dead on.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
this advice from @drewmagary.bsky.social is dead on.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
I've shifted to listening to albums a lot more, it's a major improvement.
absolutely cursed blunt rotation
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
absolutely cursed blunt rotation
not me, @actioncookbook.com, I'm built different
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
not me, @actioncookbook.com, I'm built different
block and roll, it's almost the weekend, get this shit out of here.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
block and roll, it's almost the weekend, get this shit out of here.
Blocking people for this shit in 2026. Tending my garden.
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Blocking people for this shit in 2026. Tending my garden.