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I need to put my phone down
@julieklausner.bsky.social Happy Hanukkah Julie
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Also me when some twerp in a bow tie is droning on about some bullshit
Trump start to doze off and then jerks awake
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Congrats to Sheinhardt Wigs
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bye Chiefs
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think mine has to be when a couple behind me walked out of Face/Off before they switched faces
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Not that tons of people didn’t love ER, but I think ER/Clooney hitting my psyche when I was 16-17yo and having him be part of the zeitgeist at that time of my life makes me a little more susceptibility to the conceit of Jay Kelly than others; ymmv
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@sarahdbunting.bsky.social Sorry the Mets are Mets-ing
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh wow same
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social Got an idea for the Heat sequel
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@ditzkoff.bsky.social It’s like, I think even Lionel Hutz would say this is too on the nose
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Fleetwood Mac
Paul McCartney
Beyoncé
Lady Gaga
The Eagles
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Book your Marjorie Taylor Greene Cameo now
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Olivia logging on tonight
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sanford you say?
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Maura
Trump gets MRIs like Bolsonaro got Covid, like 3 before lunch
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
These new Pats uniforms stink
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This guy has a beat and he’s sticking to it!
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That Nike ad lmao
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Daylight Standard Crying
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I know that’s right Vlad
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What in the NAFTA
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m ill
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No Bunt November
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM