Eephus Tosser
@eephustosser.bsky.social
West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️
Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
Donate to my Movember: https://us.movember.com/mospace/14670988
Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
Donate to my Movember: https://us.movember.com/mospace/14670988
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Eephus Tosser
@eephustosser.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Stop fact-checking my shitposts.
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The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
who is lewis hamilton and how can i be lewis hamilton
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
who is lewis hamilton and how can i be lewis hamilton
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In a departure from writing about the Big West, I used the Grayson Rodriguez trade to look at the winner's curse, and how it affects MLB draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
Draft Day’s Hidden Trap: How the Winner’s Curse Skews Teams’ Best Laid Plans
When the Orioles drafted high-school flamethrower Grayson Rodriguez with the 11th pick in 2018, they were buying a future they could only imagine. Last night, that distant bet finally came to a hea…
bigwestdugout.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In a departure from writing about the Big West, I used the Grayson Rodriguez trade to look at the winner's curse, and how it affects MLB draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
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$1190 to go!! Can you help or share?
I know it’s Saturday before a big holiday week & I hate asking but we’re only $1200 away!! We’re so close to the goal after 11 months. You could be the 75th person total to help me! Also, please share this far and wide, sharing helps so much 🙌🏻 I’ll shave my beard off! gofund.me/5eee166a9
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
$1190 to go!! Can you help or share?
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just seeing the news about the Dubón and I guess my big question is how the hell did Nick Allen get four hundred plate appearances last year?
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just seeing the news about the Dubón and I guess my big question is how the hell did Nick Allen get four hundred plate appearances last year?
In a departure from writing about the Big West, I used the Grayson Rodriguez trade to look at the winner's curse, and how it affects MLB draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
Draft Day’s Hidden Trap: How the Winner’s Curse Skews Teams’ Best Laid Plans
When the Orioles drafted high-school flamethrower Grayson Rodriguez with the 11th pick in 2018, they were buying a future they could only imagine. Last night, that distant bet finally came to a hea…
bigwestdugout.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In a departure from writing about the Big West, I used the Grayson Rodriguez trade to look at the winner's curse, and how it affects MLB draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
This is something I've been thinking about for a little while now, and the Grayson Rodriguez trade seemed like a good reason to blog about it.
Not Big West-related: How the winner's curse affects MLB Draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
Not Big West-related: How the winner's curse affects MLB Draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is something I've been thinking about for a little while now, and the Grayson Rodriguez trade seemed like a good reason to blog about it.
Not Big West-related: How the winner's curse affects MLB Draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
Not Big West-related: How the winner's curse affects MLB Draft rooms.
bigwestdugout.com/2025/11/19/d...
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One week left! We've added another org, another state, and another few dozen dollars.
Will you be the first from your state? Seven days until Louisa and I compete to answer 66 trivia questions and—hopefully—raise lots of money for food banks across the States!
nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
Will you be the first from your state? Seven days until Louisa and I compete to answer 66 trivia questions and—hopefully—raise lots of money for food banks across the States!
nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One week left! We've added another org, another state, and another few dozen dollars.
Will you be the first from your state? Seven days until Louisa and I compete to answer 66 trivia questions and—hopefully—raise lots of money for food banks across the States!
nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
Will you be the first from your state? Seven days until Louisa and I compete to answer 66 trivia questions and—hopefully—raise lots of money for food banks across the States!
nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
I love November Baseball because it's got perfectly reasonable people calling Taylor Ward an 'impact bat.'
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I love November Baseball because it's got perfectly reasonable people calling Taylor Ward an 'impact bat.'
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I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
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Day 5:
I'm sure there are English words that express my gratitude, but it's late, I'm tired, and I don't have them just now.
This is wonderful—but we'd have to get all 66 questions right for that, and I want to get food banks as much money as possible.
So help me do that!
forms.gle/r3ynDhqFbVqP...
I'm sure there are English words that express my gratitude, but it's late, I'm tired, and I don't have them just now.
This is wonderful—but we'd have to get all 66 questions right for that, and I want to get food banks as much money as possible.
So help me do that!
forms.gle/r3ynDhqFbVqP...
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Day 5:
I'm sure there are English words that express my gratitude, but it's late, I'm tired, and I don't have them just now.
This is wonderful—but we'd have to get all 66 questions right for that, and I want to get food banks as much money as possible.
So help me do that!
forms.gle/r3ynDhqFbVqP...
I'm sure there are English words that express my gratitude, but it's late, I'm tired, and I don't have them just now.
This is wonderful—but we'd have to get all 66 questions right for that, and I want to get food banks as much money as possible.
So help me do that!
forms.gle/r3ynDhqFbVqP...
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Important educational content
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Important educational content
I know none of them are on here, but consider this my desperate plea to college baseball programs to post their 2026 schedules before Christmas this year.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I know none of them are on here, but consider this my desperate plea to college baseball programs to post their 2026 schedules before Christmas this year.
The funniest thing to happen in baseball over the last decade is unquestionably when Perry Minasian visited Joe Maddon's home, saw he'd gotten a mohawk to "awaken" his listless Angels squad, and immediately fired him.
I do not think that we talk about this enough.
I do not think that we talk about this enough.
Ex-MLB manager Joe Maddon shared why he finds the Giants' Tony Vitello hiring "insulting" 😳
Former MLB manager Joe Maddon explains why the Giants' historic Tony Vitello hire is 'insulting'
Longtime MLB manager Joe Maddon weighed in on the San Francisco Giants' historic Tony Vitello hire.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The funniest thing to happen in baseball over the last decade is unquestionably when Perry Minasian visited Joe Maddon's home, saw he'd gotten a mohawk to "awaken" his listless Angels squad, and immediately fired him.
I do not think that we talk about this enough.
I do not think that we talk about this enough.
If all of this goes down, and frankly I am too cynical to believe that it actually will go down, let us not forget that Speaker Johnson staked his professional reputation to protect sex trafficking.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If all of this goes down, and frankly I am too cynical to believe that it actually will go down, let us not forget that Speaker Johnson staked his professional reputation to protect sex trafficking.
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
Please donate at us.movember.com/mospace/1467... if you're able. Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Please donate at us.movember.com/mospace/1467... if you're able. Thank you!
First bean any of these men have ever been able to find imo.
Astonishing: Bovino and his agents showed up at the Bean this morning to pose for pictures. While Border Patrol snapped photos, one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’” The neighborhood where they are least welcome and most acutely felt. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At 'The Bean' For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, Little Village!"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
First bean any of these men have ever been able to find imo.
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71%!! So close! Momentum!
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
71%!! So close! Momentum!
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
All's Fair and Pluribus debuting so close together is actually insane. One of the best series drops of all time and one of the worst, both within a three-day span.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
All's Fair and Pluribus debuting so close together is actually insane. One of the best series drops of all time and one of the worst, both within a three-day span.
Alejandro Kirk screwed again.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Alejandro Kirk screwed again.
Imagine a team with Tucker, Bregman, and Valdez on it. They'd be unstoppable.
MLB Free agency is officially underway.
Kyle Tucker, Bo Bichette and Alex Bregman headline a deep 2025-26 class.
Kyle Tucker, Bo Bichette and Alex Bregman headline a deep 2025-26 class.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Imagine a team with Tucker, Bregman, and Valdez on it. They'd be unstoppable.
Thinking about all the guys who tried to tell me I was wrong about Pedro León.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thinking about all the guys who tried to tell me I was wrong about Pedro León.